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Finally got a $200 payment that was held by PayPal for 28 days. I hate those dirty little bloodsuckers

Paraplegic is only for paralysis not for amputees btw

Noooo not tip first. Not sliding either. Smushing w/a lot of lateral hip movement like side to side and into the floor. A lot of pressure. It would stay soft if I did it right bc it’s compressed. I preferred that. I didn’t think about it as “staying soft” I didn’t understand that at all. I didn’t even put two and two together. Like I knew if I did it long enough and didn’t smush it enough it wouldn’t be good anymore. Bc I can’t smush it right when it’s hard. It ruined the whole process. Like I didn’t know that that’s what was happening that I was getting hard. I would sometimes get frustrated and stop if I got hard and wait then go back to doing it. And sometimes I’d be close to cumming and not understand like I knew if I did it long enough it would make me feel like I had to pee. And as I got older that became a good part of it I’d be like seeking that feeling of about to pee. Idk it’s really awkward. But like when I say I don’t like my dick and I want a vagina and when I say that I definitely won’t miss having a dick and jerking off... I REALLY mean that. I don’t just feel like I should have a vagina bc of society gender roles or whatever. Like my relationship w/my dick is really complicated. I imagine having post op sex would be like similar like being smushed inside by a guy w/his big hard dick. That seems good. It sounds amazing actually. Like I am 100% certain there’s something in my brain at work to prefer these sensations and it’s either the same or related to whatever makes me trans / gender dysphoric.

You didn’t put ur dick in the calf brains did u?

Brains are super super high in cholesterol

Well actually I started by smushing it into the floor. I almost wrote out a post about it but decided it would be funnier to call u all animals and leave it at that. Since u ask tho... originally I liked to smush it and squeeze it. I’d smush it into the floor. So that’s almost the same as fucking a couch I guess. I can still orgasm that way hands free to this day. I did discover jerking off around 13/14. I’d still smush it too tho. I did both. And I could cum from playing w/my ass. I discovered that very very shortly after jerking off bc I didn’t really like jerking off or my dick. I always thought it was like not as good as actually having sex. Like I imagined girls could get more pleasure from masturbating bc they could actually have sex w/an object by sticking it inside them. I wished I could have a vagina to know what that would feel like. And that’s what led to me experimenting like that and as soon as I stuck something inside me I was instantly way more stimulated than ever before and kinda just obsessed w/that. It’s all really complicated like once I started dating girls when I was 15 they conditioned me to be able to like being jerked off / fucking. It took my first gf a long time to be able to make me orgasm like that all the time tho. After that I never really smushed again. Sometimes I bring it back tho. It’s still fun in a weird way

Well let’s start things off. I ordered from bulkdisty.com. Just a cart to sample I don’t see myself wanting to get a bunch of this stuff. But I like to try all kinds of substances. And all the different types of weed are amusing to me. Like I actually liked spice / k2. It was probably xtra junk it was cut w/tho that made it extra fun. And I’ve tried CBD which I used to scoff at but after sampling I kinda feel like for sleeping nothing beats a 50/50 cbd/thc mix. When I worked at target I got those Marinol pills which were so great for an hourly job. So maybe this stuff could be useful mayb for the moments when I’m in 24/7 high mode but need to be less stoned. Like traveling on unfamiliar routes, boarding planes or checking into rooms or what have u. Usually I just smoke less but it might be nifty to switch gears completely to a different thing. ooooo or if it’s actually decent maybe be useful for traveling thru jurisdictions w/very strict weed laws or other risky situations since it’s still legal most places i unno we’ll see...

I ordered some of this shit

How’s your buttock?

Animals

Really?

they really sell jam

It seems like you’re just googling the answers

It’s my first complete day off since dec 28th

So things you’ve told me: 1. Does will let you walk right up to them so their children can escape 2. Bucks will charge you All in rebuttal to my claim that it’s easy to get close to deer. hmmm 🤔

Personally I’m not worried about remembering anything

Well u don’t have to be that hard on the guy I thought he was kinda funny

Is that u?

Some of the 9 had big antlers is that a buck? idc what you say you’re not going to convince me the deer is a cunning animal to hunt. Or that modern hunting makes you any more of a jungle man. Seriously all the hunters in naked and afraid show of their gun collections and just go hungry bc all they know how to do is walk around w/a gun

I was just saying it doesn’t seem hard to get close to them. If u really wanna be anal tho spears are what ppl used to hunt bears w/ before guns since impaling them on their own charging force is your only hope

And I’m not gonna talk about that I wanna talk about deer. Apparently there’s hella animals in suburban neighborhoods. Coyotes, wild dogs, deer, etc. the last 3 nights I saw deer. The first night I saw a herd of 9 mf deer. There were so many and I got so close before they ran off that I could smell them. that’s what I wanna talk about. All these deer I’ve seen have let me get super close and I’m just jogging down the street in reflective gear out in the open. This has led me to believe there’s no bragging rights in hunting deer. Like if I had a javelin and learned how to throw it for like a week I bet I could kill one of these mfs. And if I had that RPK pshhhhh I always thought to be a hunter there had to be some kind of forest stalking skill or stealth going on but I’m out there crunching snow and smacking my feet against the pavement in minimalist running shoes. They don’t give a fuck until I’m right up on them. now I know why every guy on naked and afraid whose like all confident at the beginning bc he’s a “hunter” doesn’t catch anything then gets really hungry then thanks the hippy girl for sharing the crayfish she caught in the river in the basket she weaved. It’s bc these guys are just hanging out until there’s a deer then pulling the trigger. I get what hunting is now

I was tired of this meme as soon as it happened

I heard ppl throwing around that it’s like 60% the high of normal thc. Like a more clear head. I haven’t tried it yet.

Hah found it