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Poof

Order of the Owl
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  1. nabs gets all the guys its not fair
  2. sir u are under arrest
  3. just use my throat slime
  4. on the other hand i see where u are coming from in that if hes getting discarded meat on the regular then its not like hes actualy proved he could be any better than us
  5. i only remember the guy who called him a snow white lookin mf when he had the basket of apples and cute top
  6. arrest texas
  7. im having a lot of trouble i was messy and my boobs are all salty
  8. mayb.. i need a new yoga mat...
  9. i are a bunch of popcorn and got sick
  10. thats even more confusing what helps me understand is if you told me that it would be a 46.2 billion hour flight on a commercial airliner if it could fly thru space or about 5 million years
  11. but when the sun is a pee what does that even mean
  12. i want to add that shrinking our sun and its neighbor down to a pee and saying its 125 miles away doesnt help me imagine the scales any better
  13. list of things i could do but dont wanna rn: watch something play a videogame do laundry clean anything read a book work list of things I really really really wanna do but shouldnt: eat make purchases on amazon list of things I'm probably gonna end up doing: post this & more vibrator eat make purchases on amazon watch something
  14. Ehhhhhh if its destined for trash thats precisely one of the scenarios i guess I miss when he worked at the hotel
  15. Poof

    Covfefe!!!

    I hope his post-presidency period is so bad for him he kills himself like in my dream
  16. Really? Theres v few situations where someone else buys meat and your consumption doesnt really count as consumption. What are the details? If you dont mind?
  17. Its just a toaster relax splonges
  18. Too big daddy
  19. It too big
  20. It was rhetorical. I was going to say God help me but then knew there was a better spirit to invoke. Like show mercy for my sins Nabranius
  21. I am a professional. This is no civilian attempt. It will be done. I cant do fat porn
  22. Of course he does hes just control over his animal instincts but i dont
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