Poof

no one did

yea i'm sorry about the south

don't be ridiculous

i'm sorry i'm not a christian and think their holidays are stupid

if it were me i'd base it on if the ladies already working there are like no-nonsense-serious librarians or we're-the-trendy librarians. if the former, 1 or 2. if the latter, 3 or 4. if you don't have this prior info, whichever they all look professional but #4 the least so

i hope you enjoy native american genocide day, capitalist jesus day, and zombie jesus day well who am i kidding all those days are just about food

i hope the one w/the bat is mine

today is 4/20 eve. i just made some money. i have lots of responsibilities coming up. should i spend it all on weed or only pretty much all of it?

soap scum/limescale/corrosion/mold

i used to donate plasma and everytime theyd have how i met your mother on. i always felt like thats what i was really being financially compensated for

You don't own me!

I forgot his forehead was so big

^ this could save you money. then its like money everytime u fill it up. especially in a dry climate which i believe u have

if u become a camwhore you can do that AND work all day

pretty much

it's all part of the conspiracy. they don't call anything on milwaukee and give blake technicals from the bench in street clothes!

maybe try looking down into the darkness to mix it up?

thats pretty good tho

douchey*

see i knew it. unnecessary!

i only did that once

i classify them as dildors

psh youve never seen waterworld

if a sneeze is teasing you u can look up at a bright light like on the ceiling or the sun and itll help u sneeze

ewww i want to clarify i was joking