Poof

You could get goats and a fence and not have to mow again

That’s exactly how it feels

It was 8am. I was playing sea of thieves and just told someone to eat shit for sinking me then Xbox said I wasn’t allowed to send any more chat messages so I got ice cream instead but I felt sick since all I had was hot dogs about 24 hours earlier so I rolled over to wait until my tummy felt better and next thing I know its 2pm

Me too 😭😭😭😭😭

So all along the real question in this thread was how to usurp your parents and take over the pond since you’re unable to build one

I fell asleep before eating it 😭😭😭

I already do there it’s expected if you know the whole story. The scanning machine however doesn’t suspect a thing

thanks i'm learning so many new words

Happy Birthday Vamped! 🎉 🎈 🎊 🎂 🍰 🧁 🥳

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Yea that’s accurate

Nope But less sizeable dicks are cheaper

There must be a better word tho

yes exactly like that

maybe if you look at it as selling a product youll be more successful

he should be shot

Yes I’d prefer to stay home and fuck not on camera than fuck on camera

then u make one and start jerking off

Everyone hates their job that’s what makes it a job

You’re only a few key mistakes away from washing away your entire house and becoming homeless

am i fucking allowed to not have a clip store without ppl recommending the current most popular one to me?

What’s ND?

a dirty rotten saint w/zero integrity