Poof

Idk. It's been awhile since I read a good creepypasta. I'll get excited when I'm bored and then I'll read three and they're all long and shitty and not scary and I give up

Yes

But my caseworker asked me when I was trying to get food stamps once. She knew I was trans but was going on autopilot thru all the questions shes like "are you pregnant?" Me, "Ummmm, no" "... ohhh right. You wouldn't be would you."

both white

Yes. It's a very specific feeling of pain, and only on that side. Annnnnd I was 18 when it happened but I was sucking dick for 3 years before and I never remember it hurting prior

I had a threesome w/two fat girls in bloomfield once

Squid in rice noodles Almost everyday for like a week squid w/rice noodles for breakfast while helping my boss run errands in nyc chinatowns And he's fujianese so it's got very little spices. Just like noodles in squid broth w/little tentacles I kinda hated it. Idk why I didn't say anything, but now thinking about it I really wanna eat it like rn

Yes No

i wish

I can be a cop for you

I was in the tub ! Very nice! Make sure to stay hydrated and eat if you feel too weak. And the doctor is right you should exercise. Don't overdo it, but the more you exercise the more you get to eat while still losing weight. It's a very good motivator to get moving.

wondered where those were

amateur mortituin?

that is very true. It always seemed like he thought I was just waiting for some piece of personal information so I could like do something to ruin his life or something. I just accepted that he was going to be a paranoid dumbass like that.

well it felt like u meant you'd only tell me something if I got the question right.

Well the statement applies to my whole life since the fractures. Some guys take a long time to make cum pretty much no matter what. It took forever to make most recent ex cum and he liked getting blown to reach it. So I'd have to suck his dick for like 45-90 minutes everytime.

But he is aging at the pace of a raging alcoholic

I don't have an xbox at the moment

Of course he did

I do respect his bad life choices. I just don't understand them.

You said my answer would determine if you take it to PMs. How is that not a test?

Some people are walking mental vacancies and they need stuff to eat too

I was never on board w/bobby digital

This is just like saving silverman

You can demand anything you want from your subordinates but it's up to you to manipulate them into giving it to you