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Poof

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  1. Finally someone offers solutions to save me Thank you empty
  2. I don't see/smell those kinds around here. Just the Brown Marmorated Stinkbugs which smell like cilantro instead of citrus.
  3. The spider did apparently
  4. i dont like u anymore
  5. I'm in the exact same situation.
  6. pizza guy is the godfather's nephew. It's not separate people. They all exist! I have video evidence of Arizona. And you saw the snapchat convo w/pizza guy. The spider is here somehwer!
  7. Make the heads of state of all the countries wrestle
  8. I have no choice I have to sleep here
  9. It was too fast. It got away. Now I'm uncomfortable
  10. We'll see. Find a reputable online guide, book, or video series and start there.
  11. Trash TV
  12. Yea i know
  13. Very complicated for sure, but it's 100% memory and focus. If you're not counting, once you memorize the optimal strategy for the rules you're playing w/, then it's just spending the time at the table. You don't have to think at all, just remember your strategy table accurately. Then if you're counting, it's still relatively robotic preplanned decisions. Concealing that you're counting and if you have a team, concealing your signals and movements. Resisting distraction. That makes it a bit more adversarial but still not as much of a battle as poker.
  14. I usually do. But I still usually lose money if I play poker in the poker room. I still get nervous playing poker in person w/strangers. I typically play video poker to kill time which I've had pretty decent luck w/honestly. Then go play blackjack. If I pay w/cash for drinks and get singles in the change, I'll put those in random slots as I walk around. I've never seriously counted cards in person. But if I move to vegas I think itll be fun to actually get good at doing it. You also have to memorize the strategy tables. Which you should do to get good at even if not counting cards. Youd think it's simple but it's a bit more complicated than you might think. My life goal for gaming is to get good enough that I can count at bj, make a chunk of $$, then use that as my bank in the poker room and win there. Then take however much I took from the casino initially by counting and give the house a chance to win it back from me by playing it at roulette. If I lose at roulette, i still take my poker winnings home (which I took from other players, not the house), and if I hit big at roulette, fuck the house, maybe I'll just take it. Basically just playing in the poker room w/the casino's own money. Every major casino uses AI on the cameras to know exactly what each player on the floor is doing, how much they won, how much they lose, what kind of bets they make, etc. So by giving the house back its money, I wouldn't be very likely to get kicked out for counting. Tho in vegas it doesnt matter so much bc theres so many casinos.
  15. Well it is more effective in teams. It's not hard to learn. The hard thing is doing it in the casino while everything is moving fast, youre playing, people are talking to you, and keep your focus, remember what the count is, and not get distracted or make it too obvious youre doing it.
  16. Theres no way I move to vegas and dont learn to count cards. I "know" how but ive never conditioned it
  17. Middle
  18. Craps still confuses me to this day, but I know some other games. I know how to lose lots of money at poker too.
  19. Yup she do
  20. I unno
  21. we gonna party like rockstars
  22. Yea. Pretty soon. Can't stand it here too much longer. Lots of the porn industry relocated there. A lot of my friends live there too.
  23. Let me have your babies
  24. Hop on this dick
  25. Ear pic is still really cool
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