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PokeNirvash

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  1. Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one here who even likes Jaco, even if he isn't necessarily my favorite. |::
  2. She doesn't keep in contact much, being in outer space and all. (And it's likely Bulma didn't start making contact with her until she started working on trans-planetary technology.) As for Vegeta not finding out, he was probably too busy training to notice.
  3. The Bulma in that flashback was younger than she was at the start of Dragonball, it could've actually happened for all we know.
  4. They fucked up airing MAR too, don't forget. Still, that was back in, like, 2007 or so, so maybe they've wised up since then, even if only by a little.
  5. She did, actually. Halfway into the episode, she started wearing her hair up in a ponytail instead of pigtails. DRAGONBALL SUPER Because who cares about recapping last episode? They didn’t zoom in on his face when he said it, clearly he was joking if it didn’t sound like it. HARVEY BURPMAN, DINE-AND-DASHER AT LAW~. “You can take the man off patrol, but you can’t take the patrol off the man… GAHHHHHH THAT DOESN’T EVEN MAKE SENSE!” Nothing calms the nerves like a good asteroid shooter. So much for that apparently important sparkle-sparkly. [Chris Sabat grunts simultaneously] “Oh man, did I have a lot to eat last night…” Or maybe he’s taking a dump, just like you were. Remind me never to bring up Bulma’s age in a negative light. This Zuno guy sounds mighty impressive. YO JACKASS, DON’T FUCK MY WIFE. And that’s when I learned that Goku married Chi-Chi so I don’t have to, and boy was it still a mistake regardless. “That explains everything!” Not sure what you mean by that, Piccolo. POPO! And now for a flashback to an entirely different manga. I like the reggae hat her sister’s wearing. Even as a loli, Bulma was brilliant. Come to think of it, Bulma knew all about aliens before Saiyans were even a thing. Ooh, fancy parking garage. I dunno, escalators are rather classy based on the building they’re in. A seven-year waitlist minimum really is ridiculous, once you think about it. Oh hey, it’s Harvey Burpman. I wonder what the deal is with his inner thoughts having a different-sounding voice. Hmm, turns out Bulma’s alright with this turn of events. As drastic as the situation has gotten (more or less), I enjoy the indifferent showing expressions beyond indifference. FUCK YEAH JACO. That’s not how you pronounce “schedule”! Only 83 centimeters around and it’s still big for this show’s other characters. GODDAMMIT BULMA. The big takeaway from that infodump: the Super Dragon Balls are shared between the two universes. So much for that counteractivity plan. :-\ Peas and carrots. “If you won’t leave, then we’ll… call security and make you leave.” I just can’t help but feel for Jaco, considering how much Bulma’s been punching him. A TRIBUTE OF DAIRY PRODUCTS. Vegeta doesn’t like NTR. The moral of the story: always have an excuse on hand. TOP BILLING: Jaco Morty’s going full Shinji Ikari tonight. DRAGONBALL Z KAI Oh boy, it’s Videl’s first Shenron summoning! And of course, she’s skeptical. PORK HUMOR. “They’re using the Dragon Balls already!?” Check it out, the watermark was vibrating. Goku’s having a lotta trouble tracking energy this week. But hey, at least he succeeded here. Huh, that first wish apparently brought back Kibito too. Gohan’s apparently dead and Goten got suckerpunched unconscious by Vegeta, is that what you wanted to hear? That’s a workable plan, no problem if it’s just a four-month wait. Oh crap, Buu’s getting serious, that’s rather counterproductive. Thank you for proving everyone wrong with your wise mental prowess, Supreme Kai. A dead deer? That’s a weird thing to be distracted by. “I will now apply the laying-on of hands.” Hm, so there’s more pets than just the shouldercat. I’d agree with them, they haven’t had the Dragon Balls used on them yet, even during the reign of King Piccolo. Hee, Puar is Goku’s shouldercat. Another vibrating watermark. Now to save Gohan! He really deserve it, after all the shit he’s been through today. My common sense says I shouldn’t watch Tim and Eric: Bedtime Stories, but my curiosity says I should at least try it out. BUBBLEGUM SUFFICATION NO JUTSU. Of course he’d go to the sweets shop first. Cute girls working there. :catsmile And naturally they’d have a conveyor belt of huge-ass cakes in the back. Suck it, Babidi. And then she was transported into having a pseudo-wedgie. “All those sweets are going to give you a cavity.” Does Buu even have teeth? Not even the local police are safe from the wrath of Buu! It hurts to hear him talk about Gohan’s potential, knowing he turns into a practical weakling in Super. Because who cares about Tien and Chiaotzu, am I right? Well, Goten and Trunks are in the other room, but as for the other two… Chi-Chi fainted, that means the episode just got 50% more tolerable. Don’t act like you aren’t calling dibs on her, Yamcha. Even Popo’s disturbed by their reactions. So that’s where that image of shocked Krillin and Maron but angrily indifferent 18 came from. Okay, so Bulma’s clearly the most torn up by all of this. Dende’s thoughts: “…Did that cat just talk?” DAMN YOU, BABIDI! Buu looks like he’s gonna eat that lookout. Rapping grannies, I understand, but rapping math teachers? JOJO’S BIZARRE ADVENTURE: STARDUST CRUSADERS Oh good, his name’s still Polnareff. AVDOL SAYS FUCK YOUR RULES. Five coin-flips, all at once! That is easily the most hardcore shishkabob ever. Am I the only one who noticed all five coins landed as if they were the points of a pentagram? We outdoors battling now. “What the hell kind of nonsense is this!?” I agree, the setting does look rather nonsensical. OHHHHHHH… TIGER BOMB! COME ON COME ON COME ON. Oh no, not the bald eagle statue! How un-American of a Frenchman like him… That’s a nice statue he made out of it, though. You know that meme about Jotaro being autistic? His not seeing any danger in standing out in the open is apparently proof of that. He’s about to rock you… like a crossfire hurricane. Well shit, Angel’s not gonna like that. Nice ruse there, Avdol. Did Joseph teach you how to do that? I bet he did. ;D HERE I AMMMMMMMM. Oh, Jotaro, you and your strings of lame one-liners. Suddenly, exploding STANDs. “Behold! Silver Chariot… without his armor.” I can’t believe Jingai shit-talks this show week after week in the ratings thread. KAGE BUNSHIN NO JUTSU. Avdol’s got a better hand on this difficulty increase than I expected. ME NON ME NON ME NON. Neat, those blood markings on his cheeks look like that symbol from his attacks. MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA. UNDERGROUND UPPERCUT NO JUTSU. “Here’s a knife. Kill yourself.” As far as the opponents thus far go, Polnareff has been the best. Oh hey, a reason for Jotaro to be useful this episode. ARA ARA~. Quitcherbitchin’. That was kind of a stupid pun. And what of young Jotaro? A bizarre question, you say? :catsmile REPLY TO ANGEL 1: “He lost that hand in a really bad Kars accident.” Goddammit that was supposed to be my line! I sense a tragic backstory coming. I was gonna say something here, but I’ll keep it on hold for a while. What a groovy image. I don’t trust DIO’s shoulderfalcon. Alright, so Polnareff’s in. Suddenly random tourists. I’m slightly disappointed that they didn’t translate “Yare yare daze” to “Good grief.” REPLY TO ANGEL 2: “This song will never not make me smile.” Agreed, you just can’t not love it. TOKYO GHOUL ROOT A “I didn’t come here for a cup of coffee… but thank you anyways.” Killing humans, killing ghouls… Looks like this Kuzen guy doesn’t discriminate. And everything changed the moment he stepped into some teenager’s coffee shop AU. They actually make a nice couple, I have a feeling things are going to go badly. WHICH THEY DID, WHAT A SHOCKER. Or maybe it was just a red herring. And then they became the exception to the “humans and ghouls can’t procreate” rule. Theeeeeeere’s the downturn. Kuzen don’t want no trouble. Cute baby, though. That’s definitely a curious way of saying “I was that man.” Huh, so Yoshimura’s kid was the One-Eyed Owl all along. Or at the very least, the second one to take up the mantle. IT’S CHRISTMAS IN AUGUST YET AGAIN! DOVES DOVES EVERYWHERE. Roma’s job is not to screw up. High school seniors talking about what they want to be when they grow up? Goddammit dub crew, that’s not the right choice of words for that sort of discussion. Oh boy, more CCG stuff. Well, you are a male tsundere, I’m not surprised she’s taking all the compliments she can get. Turns out Yomo’s their Trump Card. I sense slightly bad news coming. “I have loose ends that I need to tie up.” Yeah, this show does too. Us newbies gotta stick together. “Godspeed, you three.” MORE DOVES EVERYWHERE. Coffee-making is a science unto itself. I have a feeling this is supposed to be symbolic of something. Huh, that meeting went over surprisingly well. As did this surprisingly tense coffee-drinking scene. Yep, shit’s definitely about to go down. HUNTER x HUNTER 2011 SUCCESS! For the second time. It’s all about brain and brawn in this game. The Hyper Puffballs are actually kinda cute-looking. Clapping Gon. :-D Great job, kids! “By the way, she’s 57.” An actual quote to my parents about Lady Bisky while she was on my pause screen. KOOOOOOOOOOO! That figure’s arms off! I always thought Ten plus Ren equaled En! Maybe that’s just the evolved version of Ken? SLOW SUCKERPUNCH. That digging practice seemed rather non sequitur-ish. So much training… That is some sloooooow combat. Nightwing’s there too, but with Harley playing the sub-protagonist, who really cares? And now we’re at a comparatively normal pace. Yes, Bisky’s hair is in a ponytail now. I actually kinda miss the pigtails, to tell the truth. Breaking rocks. Ooh, check out all the puffballs. :catsmile I SCREWED UUUUUUUUUP! That rock-paper-scissors story was interesting, if true. I played this song during the whole cave scene up to the bomber reveal and it was glorious. Also, Marc Diraison as the asshole creator of the game and Todd Haberkorn as the blonde antagonist? Clearly Bang Zoom is making a bunch of SAO voice actor jokes with this arc. He planted the bombs on you while you were eating. Small bombs in every meal. Holy shit, Gon and Killua really lucked out in refusing to join the group. Well, at least he didn’t rape anybody. Puhat is dead, and we didn’t even get to learn his voice actor. That is the true tragedy. THEY’RE ON A BOAT. Hey, how’d they even log out? LUPIN THE 3RD: THE ITALIAN ADVENTURE I don’t know who this mystery sniper is, but between the sunbathing woman and the game hunter he killed, I already hate his guts. >( Oh hey, Goemon’s finally showed himself. Please don’t tell me the cute short-haired chick is the one that pulled the trigger on all three… Nevermind, it’s apparently someone she knows. Hey, it’s two of the guys that got killed. This has to be a flashback, if not some widespread publicity stunt. OH MY GOD JC IT’S THE BOMBER. But the question of the hour is, is he more evil than the Kim dynasty? Yep, that guy looks unlikable enough to be the killer. Let it never be said that Goemon isn’t good with that sword. Oh no, the cute girl’s a suicide bomber. Yeah, but if she kills herself, who’s gonna eat the thousand needles that come with breaking that promise? Four headshots in one minute? Yep, this dude is massively overpowered. AND I FEEEEEEEEEL LIKE I CAN FEEL ONCE AGAIN. Don’t fuck with a man in a pink robe. He split that motherfucker in half. Well, at least it hit her arm. The tension is strong in this plaza. So much for the bomber guy. Eh, at least that photo turned out to be useful. Really liking the atmosphere this episode is setting up. OH FUCKDAMMIT SHE WAS THE KILLER ALL ALONG I SHOULD’VE TRUSTED MY GUT. Damn, it’s really hard to tell who the good guys and bad guys are in this episode. Twenty bucks says he’s faking unconsciousness. Called it~. Holy shit that’s a huge-ass sunset. Oh boy, now we’ve got another rapist on our hands. Curse you, remains of my BDSM fetish. :painfap: DON’T FUCK WITH A MAN IN A PINK ROBE. We John Woo now. Not only is he a rapist, but a rapist bomber. Genthru wishes he had the guts. Man, fuck this dude. > THANK YOU ASSASSIN GIRL. Welp, this episode sure got depressing in record time. Thanks to the powers of precise swordsmanship, we managed to get a good ending out of it. Lupin has no idea what pinky swears are. Hm, nice to know she’s alive. And then Zeni’s clothes disintegrated. NARUTO SHIPPUDEN The Naru/Saku shipping in that title card was so obvious, it’s not funny. Sasuke’s voice sounded a little off there. I bet Naruto’s actually looking back on this in the present and wondering how big a fool he was. There’s truly no stopping his inborn curiosity. RANDOM ROCKSLIDE! And, of course, enemy ninja, because you can’t have filler without them. Scaring ‘em off with the power of numbers. That cave looks awfully skeletal. WELCOME TO THE PERFUME DEPARTMENT, SMALL CHILDREN. That turned out to be more successful than I expected. I always loved rivers with large cliffs on either side. Something aesthetic about ‘em. Naruto’s got the “show determination” part down, but I highly doubt he knows what “nimble” means. Shikamaru’s sick of everyone’s shit this filler, that’s why he’s the best character. I wonder if they ever updated that replica to include Tsunade. He wants the Fourth’s legacy, so he jumped to the side with the Fourth on the edge. Smart thinking from a top-class idiot. Aaaaaand not-so-smart thinking. It’s a good thing he got better during the timeskip and Sage training, then. The final obstacle already? Suddenly betrayal! Aaaaaand averted immediately. SHAKE ON IT. More proof that Shikamaru’s the best. (Just the best.) This ad for Mother! poses more questions than it answers, and I kinda wanna see it because of that. Check it out, a library filled with all sorts of forbidden techniques! Smart thinking, Shikamaru. Shut up, Sakura, this is exactly why people prefer Hinata to you. Oh hey, it’s the mentally challenged parrot I mentioned in my SafeAuto rant two days ago. We the grudge now? HAHAHAHAHA WIPEOUT. Here comes Sasuke to inadvertently save the day with his coolness. 8) LIGHTNING BEATS WATER, BITCH. Damn you, parrot. Naruto, you really suck at forcing smiles. But hey, at least they made it to the finish, finally. SUDDENLY WIZARD GAI. Read the first letter of each line, like you should’ve done for my HxH 57 thoughts. And then he used it in the final rounds. Oh goddammit Naruto. Well, at least we can finally get back to actual canon stuff next week. I never gave Tim & Eric Awesome Show a proper chance because Chippy freaked me the hell out. OUTLAW STAR Huh, so the speech from the Dreams video was actually lifted from this show. I love that picture of Gene with the floozies. FUCK YES THAT WAS AN AWESOME OP CUT. PAGUA SONFA PAGUA SONFA. Nice, she has a mechanical arm too. And it can detach while remaining connected. Okay, that scene transition actually kinda spooked me. Not a whole lot to say, just enjoying the ride. That’s actually a smart plan, splitting up to make sure she doesn’t sneak off a la Fujiko. MISSILE TIME. Oh hey, they found the land mines. Don’t you just hate dud bullets? Welp, looks like the naked girl’s finally awake. A crying chick with no clothes and suicidal thoughts. Real great character introduction there. : ESCAPE TIME. SHIT COUNT: 3. Haha, Gene’s a space cherryboy. Hand-holding? How lewd~. And then they went on a journey through hyperspace. And of course, no mention of the random skip in Attack on Titan episodes at the end. Guess I can thank HxH for allowing me to recognize Ethan Murray’s voice easily now. That had to have been a traumatic experience. Poor Gene… Blue Heaven looks like they retrofitted a giant asteroid, kinda like the disappointment that was Palau. Korbonite? Sounds familiar. This robot really likes calling Gene “kid”. I feel like this episode is reminding me way too much of the Rick & Morty I saw last night. So outlaws are essentially people who live free lives for varying reasons. Good to know. Ooh, real pine trees! It’s a nice outfit, I’ll give her that much. FUCK YEAH STRIPPER POLE DANCE SEQUENCE. :fap: That phrase triggers Gene. McCoy looks way less handsome than I thought he’d be. Knife fight… averted. Y’ALL JUST GOT TASED. And then they had sex, which Jim obviously disapproves of. But hey, at least Melfina’s good company. Gene and Hilda make the best couple. I like Hilda’s taste in undergarments. Very ‘90s. :-D SURPRISE ROBOT. Okay, at the very least, I can easily assume the first girl is supposed to be Melfina. The others? Beats the hell outta me. [we walk our dogs out there]
  6. Because it would be lame and needlessly vulgar. Now Tiger Bomb Garden? That would be exciting. ;D
  7. Girls und Panzer 6 TFS Plays Xenoverse 2 7 Dragonball Super 31
  8. I would've watched Yona of the Dawn 11, but due to technical difficulties, I settled for rewatching Guyver: The Bioboosted Armor 13 instead.
  9. Tonight on Toonami, Bulma and Jaco head off to begin their search for the Super Dragon Balls, the regular Dragon Balls are used to control at least some of the damage brought about by the day's events, it's Avdol's time to shine as he faces off against the STAND user Jean-Pierre Eiffel Polnareff, Yoshimura tells Kaneki his life story on the true cusp of the battle nobody cares about, Gon and Killua's training under Bisky continues, Goemon finally gets his own episode after another three-episode absence, the poorly-placed nostalgia trip to the days of pre-timeskip Naruto and its wacky filler episodes comes to its conclusion (that was fast), Gene finally gets his chance to go into space as he and Jim (alongside the naked girl) escape Sentinel III on Hilda's personal starship, and Krista and Ymir share some rather startling truths about themselves. 8:00 - Dragonball Super #30 - A Run-Through for the Competition! Who Are the Last Two Members!? - TV-14L 8:30 - Dragonball Super #31 - Off to See Master Zuno! Find Out Where the Super Dragon Balls Are! - TV-14 ... 11:00 - Dragonball Super #31 - Off to See Master Zuno! Find Out Where the Super Dragon Balls Are! - TV-14 11:30 - Dragonball Z Kai #130 - Found! A Faint Ray of Hope! Awaken, Warriors! - TV-PGLV 12:00 - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders #5 - Silver Chariot - TV-14DLV 12:30 - Tokyo Ghoul Root A #8 - Old Nines - TV-MAV 1:00 - Hunter x Hunter #64 - Strengthen and Threaten - TV-14V 1:30 - Lupin the 3rd: The Italian Adventure #10 - Requiem for the Assassins - TV-14V 2:00 - Naruto Shippuden #171 - Big Adventure! The Quest for the Fourth Hokage's Legacy, Part 2 - TV-PG 2:30 - Outlaw Star #2 - World of Desires - TV-14DLS 3:00 - Attack on Titan #30 - Historia - TV-14LV
  10. Initially, yes, but they were later released by ADV under the Rurouni Kenshin name. Hunter x Hunter 1999 17
  11. I doubt I'll ever understand why you listed them by season even though the series originally aired continuously. Hunter x Hunter 1999 16
  12. Also of note, the week after both Tokyo Ghoul and Shippuden's Pain arc end is when [as] loses an hour to Cartoon Network. I'm not saying Toonami's gonna shrink an hour, but shrinking by half of that wouldn't be out of character, considering the timing and everyone saying that 175 would be the perfect place to stop Shippuden's run.
  13. Personally surprised Akame ga KILL! didn't make the list.
  14. She technically went Super Saiyan in the womb during the Super Saiyan God ritual, does that count?
  15. Actually, Crunchyroll has Re:Zero, but they aren't doing anything with it outside of streaming for whatever reason. I'll give you the latter, though.
  16. You get the Demon God Dumplin. :catsmile
  17. Just goes to show that the most depressing thing about Luuv's death (besides the suddenness of it all) is that we care more about him than his own (estranged) family.
  18. Hunter x Hunter 1999 15
  19. Corey, you a busta. ::]::
  20. Are you sure you phrased that correctly?
  21. The exact same thing, as said by both a rationalist and a pessimist.
  22. Hunter x Hunter 1999 14
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