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The stop-motion wool puppet idol sequence was the greatest, next to the Made in Abyss New Year's fortune. Which itself is a perfect punch-line to this end card that actually showed up during MiA's original run.

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DRAGONBALL SUPER - This recap feels as long as One Piece. Interesting how Vegeta's body is see-through but his face isn't. "I cannot tell what is going on!" Welcome to DBZ, guy. ORA ORA ORA. Oh Vegeta, you so tsundere. He's also the ultimate heckler, apparently. "At this point, you're nothing more than a hologram." Vegeta says no holding back. A BIT OF DIALOGUE: Jelly!Vegeta: "How do you like that, getting called out by a ghost?" Goku: "I get called out by ghosts all the time, so I'm kinda used to it, actually." You lost him at "Saiyan". His hair's gone full Jelly Jiggler. Well he went right through Jelly Vegeta, of course he's even more transparent than before. YOU MUST WEAR THE PACIFIER. Huh, he took that much better than I expected. Because you suck, Jaco. DANDYYYYYYYYYYY. Huh, I completely forgot Monaka was here. You gotta love all these convenient back-up plans. Yes, Jaco's just that weak. "I've imagined this for years!" And yet it's only been a day. Truth be told, how much longer is this going to go on? KAZUMAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! And then Monaka saved the day, as he usually does. >_> Adios, Vejelly Jiggler. And then Vegeta learned the terrifying truth. Man, Future Trunks looks pretty worn out. Though he may be onto something with that blue hair... DRAGONBALL Z KAI - Take that, frontdoor schedule. What is it about Gotenks that makes him so damn cocky? Personally, I'd have called it the Hertz Donut. Goddammit Buu you ruin everything with your immunity fuck you for blocking me for no reason and calling me an asshole you pink piece of-oww! FART JOKES. That headbutt was effective! Some say too effective... Gotenks' ultimate attack: a freaking STAND. Calm your tits, Bulma. This sequence is so Japanese it hurts. "If you mess with the ghost, you'll be toast!" BULLHORN. Whatever Allahu Ackbar means in Japanese. They look like those eyeballs Death 13 was dream-feeding Kakyoin last week. And then Gotenks was a drill sergeant. Where'd he even get that cream soda? And the automotive magazine? And did I see interlacing in that zoom-out sequence? CROSS-EYED. Gotta go back... Back to the past... Samurai Trunks. Even Piccolo is disappointed by this turn of events. Ghostenks, you dumbasses. Okay that was a pretty smart maneuver. Thirty minutes ago we had Goku fighting Jelly Vegeta while Real Vegeta sucked on a pacifier on the sidelines, that's much weirder than this. Oh great, looks like a rejected Pokemon design. It's Kibito's turn to sleep now. The Hypertonic Lion Tamer. Please, like you were of any use to begin with out of spooking Piccolo for shits and giggles. We pest control now. It's the Hyperglycemic Rhyme Chamber, expect intense winds. As if any of us expected Buu to be defeated for good. Don't be such a drama queen, Gotenks. DINGDINGDINGDING. Welp, Piccolo's done it now. "And that's how you scare somebody!" Between the "snake kissies" and Chubby Webber's retard voice, I think I'd take more Zurtrun over Hot Streets. BLACK CLOVER - Speaking of terrible shows better than Hot Streets... I like how Asta isn't even fazed by his magic gun-shield. It's taking all of Yuno's willpower to keep him from socking one of those guys in the face. Because who needs magic when you're fit as fuck? "That grimoire looks awfully familiar..." If you looking for delusions of grandeur, try believing that achieving the first delusion will allow you to screw nuns. And now for the real spectacles. Why hello there, obligatory Todd Haberkorn character. Is he gonna lick Yuno's tears if and when he beats him, because it feels like he's gonna. What's this move supposed to do again? SENRITSU NO TATSUMAKI NO JUTSU. Not even Naruto can believe it. Wow, they were right about none of the background characters moving around, even CGI characters like in Parasyte would be acceptable. At least Asta won't be alone in the "no hands" group. Sleeping girl still a cute. "This is intense." Like the fire at the circus. Lemme guess, he gets all 9 hands. Yep, such predictability. Speaking of predictable, Asta is awarded no points, and may God have mercy on his soul. Chris Sabat's gone mad this week. Well... he's got resolve. Oh hey, Captain Sabat took pity on him. I don't think Asta was gonna say no, no matter how scary you looked while saying it. What even was that flashback montage. Good day, good day... And a good time to take a dump! That's what happens when you drink expired milk. Yuno's way too good for Asta. Anime FMK wasn't kidding about the poop jokes, but at least it didn't involve stepping in it. Don't be a dick, Captain Sabat. HE'S GOIN' LONG! I approve of that hideout, as shabby as it may be. FIRE! FIRE IS BEHIND CURTAIN NUMBER ONE! JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE: STARDUST CRUSADERS - Of course Jotaro would spend five minutes standing by himself and reflecting on the adventure thus far. There's something odd about that Kakyoin fellow... God I wanna punch that baby. Polnareff you dumbass, I love you, no homo. Sting that baby, random scorpion. "CRAPBASKETS!" Oh, he says that too. And then Kakyoin fell into the depths of Sand Madness. Dewicious. It's so obvious that the scorpion's in his mouth. OHHHH MYYYY GODDDDD. Sand Madness, indeed. WHY POLNAREFF WHY. Welcome to the teacup ride of doom! Oh, Joseph. And what happened next? Well, in Hirohiko Araki World, they say, that Polnareff's hair grew three sizes that day. When you see it, you'll shit bricks. SHIT COUNT: 2. [watcha!] Star Platinum showed up because Jotaro is that cool. Ooooor maybe it's just on strike. Not exactly an earth-shattering plot twist, creepy clown STAND. Fuck yeah Hierophant Green. And by association, fuck yeah Kakyoin. So this means Polnareff technically saved the day? Is that the Galactic Donut? STANDs have weird ways of giving wet willies. This is the most bizarre hentai I've ever seen. That is a nice-looking breakfast, I'll admit. Wow, they really did mat out the baby's penis. That's the power of STANDs, baby. Kakyoin, you conniving bastard. REPLY TO ANGEL FROM ONE WEEK AGO: "Eat shit, baby!" This comment is funnier now that this week happened. Random eyecatch is random. Nice speedboat. We can't save Holly if we don't take this important detour! I didn't even notice Jotaro's chains were moving in the ED. MOBILE SUIT GUNDAM: IRON-BLOODED ORPHANS - Who the hell is this narrator and why does she show up so infrequently? Mikazuki likey. FUCK YOU BROWN SANAGEYAMA, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! Yeah, it's scrap metal that blasted a fucking hole in the sky. [teleports behind you] So I take it those things are the reason the Mobile Armors are so hard to beat? "It can't be beaten with spirit alone, sir!" And this ain't Gurren Lagann or even Kill la Kill, so you're FUUUUCKED. Damn, it crashed into that propane tank, no wonder there's smoking coming from that sector. To think none of this would've happened if McGillis wasn't so adamant about marrying that loli. Eh, I'd say it reminded me more of a dragon than a bird or angel. Whoever made those things must've really hated their job. Geez, everyone and their mother knows about the Calamity War! Because everything's an Evangelion rip-off in the end. "Bring me a map book!" And the bullshit gets even bullshittier. Chryse looks like a nice place to live, based on the surrounding terrain. I do like them riding their shields down to the surface. Goddammit Kudelia listen to reason for once. I don't even get the point of the "Lupus" in its name now. Oh yeah, Orga's been in that suit all season, hasn't he? It's more like they're trying to prevent one. Goddammit Iok quit ruining everything you involve yourself in. But you didn't even do anything. Welp, they're all dead, just as Tomino would've wanted. What is it this week with redheads going stark raving mad? LEO LEO LEO LEO GODDAMMIT GODDAMMIT GODDAMMIT GODDAMMIT. That kid's sure got a mouth on him. BIG DAMN BARBATOS. Vidar's here to kick ass and keep lolis pure, and he's all out of ass. I'm gonna wait 'til it goes On Demand to watch Hunter x Hunter, given that my DVR split it in two again. [RYUHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!]

But older than 12?

Little as in standard loli age, or little as in teenage but not yet 18? Even then, it's not like arranged marriages like that are uncommon or anything, at least in worlds with spare technological presence like One Piece.

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Yona of the Dawn 21 Your Lie in April 21

If we're lucky, it'll be that twintails girl from the OP that the captain with the front rat-tail hates for some reason.

MM!

Joker Game

Freezing

Tonight on Toonami, Goku fights Jelly Vegeta while Real Vegeta somehow roots for both sides, Gotenks finally gets the upper hand on Super Buu, Asta may be finally excelling in something during the exam but will his sword-swinging get him into one of the magic knight squads?, Kakyoin tries to prove to the others that the baby they brought with them is an enemy STAND user, the Mobile Armor hidden under the excavation site wakes up and begins wreaking havoc on all sides, Kite's party arrives at the NGL border but the country's special restrictions force most of them to stay behind, Da Vinci finally comes back into the scene with a plan to trap the entire nation within the Italian Dream, this week's flashback is one to Naruto helping find a rare flower essential for Lee's recovery from getting his limbs broken, Harry MacDougall tries to woo Melfina while his brother distracts the rest of the crew, Faye shares the most recent portions of her backstory (which apparently need editing), and Motoko hacks into the CIS's main database to figure out what Goda's deal is. 10:30 - Dragonball Super #46 - Goku vs. The Duplicate Vegeta! Which One is Going to Win? - TV-14 11:00 - Dragonball Z Kai #145 - Eliminating Buu with Ghosts: A Knockout Kamikaze Attack! - TV-PG(LV) 11:30 - Black Clover #5 - The Road to the Wizard King - TV-PG 12:00 - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders #20 - Death 13, Part 2 - TV-14LV 12:30 - Mobile Suit Gundam: Iron-Blooded Orphans #36 - Stained Wings - TV-14 1:00 - Hunter x Hunter #79 - No Good NGL - TV-14V 1:30 - Lupin the 3rd: The Italian Adventure #25 - World Dissection, Part 1 - TV-14V 2:00 - Naruto Shippuden #186 - Ah, the Medicine of Youth - TV-PG 2:30 - Outlaw Star #17 - Between Life and Machine - TV-PGLV 3:00 - Cowboy Bebop #15 - My Funny Valentine - TV-14 3:30 - Ghost in the Shell: STAND ALONE COMPLEX 2nd Gig #9 - AMBIVALENCE - TV-14V

Sister Lily is old and busted; sleeping squad leader girl is the new hotness.

AWOL: Absent WithOut Leave [raws when]

Very Private Lesson

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Qualidea Code [more like QUALITY code]

Kuroko's Basketball 12

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Now then, allow me to not be a "fucking asshole" in spite of my advertised spiciness, and use this thread for its intended purpose. Inuyashiki Last Hero 1

I might have overreacted a little there. So sor- ... [i apologize for nothing]

Your Lie in April 20

Clearly a blunder that causes more damage than Attack on Titan reruns at the top of the block, surprise postponed Hellsing Ultimate episodes, and half the Month of Movies being reruns combined. In other words, season 2 of Stardust Crusaders.