PokeNirvash

He thinks All Might's his biological dad.

Todoroki's gonna beat the shit out of Deku.

Dammit man, people aren't supposed to know she exists until the end of this season!

Bort.

What is Zenigundam? A miserable little pile of secrets.

Senran Kagura 1 and DT Eightron 1 [put your hands in air]

As many of you probably know by now, keyboard troubles are making posting on the Internet way more bothersome than usual (why in the world did the 'N' key have to be one of the only two letters to break!?), and as such, posting the usual rundown alongside the usual schedule would consume way more time than I would like. So until the USB keyboard I ordered comes in, you'll have to wait for this week's episode one-line episode synopses, which will show up below when the time comes. Which is now! Tonight on Toonami, Izuku learns about Todoroki's daddy issues in the break before the final stage of the festival, Gohan's tasked with doing the impossible and not jobbing to a furry with the ability to breathe poison, Erwin makes one last attempt to sway events in his favor before his public execution, Haruko finally upgrades from the sexy nurse look to the sexy doctor look, Popuko and Pipimi find themselves at odds with their manga publisher anime producer in the season finale of Pop Team Epic, with Keicho defeated Josuke starts rooting through his house for the STAND Arrow, Gon and friends face off with Youpi on the stairs while the king is met with a grisly sight, there's a traitor among the Magic Knight Captains but who could it possibly be (besides Dimestore Griffith), Guy challenges Kakashi to the latest in their ongoing series of rivalrous battles, Saitama tries to earn his first set of brownie points so his hero license doesn't get revoked, Lupin tries to retrieve a diamond he lost by going up against a bunch of idiots who somehow got teaching degrees, and we are disciples of God, sent here to free your soul from your body and lead you to the infinite sea of electrons. 10:00 - My Hero Academia #19 - The Boy Born with Everything - TV-14DL 10:30 - Dragonball Super #80 - Awaken Your Dormant Fighting Spirit! Gohan's Fight!! - TV-14LV 11:00 - Attack on Titan #42 - Reply - TV-14L 11:30 - FLCL Alternative #3 - Freestyle Collection - TV-14DSV 12:00 - Pop Team Epic #12 - THE AGE OF POP TEAM EPIC - TV-MA 12:30 - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable #5 - The Nijimura Brothers, Part 3 - TV-MAV 1:00 - Hunter x Hunter #112 - Monster and Monster - TV-14LV 1:30 - Black Clover #39 - Three-Leaf Salute - TV-PGL 2:00 - Naruto Shippuden #219 - Kakashi Hatake, the Hokage - TV-PG 2:30 - One Punch Man #6 - The Terrifying City - TV-14LV 3:00 - Lupin the 3rd: The Italian Adventure #16 - High School Undercover! - TV-14LV 3:30 - Cowboy Bebop #23 - Brain Scratch - TV-14 THIS WEEK'S POP TEAM VOICES POPUKO A: Mikaela Krantz (Young Fuegoleon Vermillion) PIPIMI A: Kate Oxley (Catherine Elle Armstrong, Lollipop, Eruka Frog, Hiroshi, Young Gauche Adlai, Young Katsuki Bakugo) POPUKO B: Micah Solusod (Yamakatsu, Soul Eater Evans, Teen Coby, Bea, Boris Feulner, Tagoma, Seido Takizawa, Yuno, Best Jeanist) PIPIMI B: Matthew Mercer (Shukuro Tsukishima, Tomonori Ichigaya, Tygra, The Eight-Tailed Ox, Shiranami, Levi Ackerman, Melvin Voyager, Aikuro Mikisugi, Seijiro Kikuoka, Leorio, Hit, Nigel Garrett, Jotaro Kujo)

That was your first mistake.

We all know the only link between IGPX's use of celebrity voices and its failure to impress you was the sound of Michelle Rodriguez's voice.

I handled it better than I did [as] moving Geass and Moribito down to the 5AM hour, I can tell you that.

At this point, I'm convinced these responses only exist to up your post count.

Koi Kaze 10 Initial D: Fourth Stage 23

I told ya that song fit the situation better than Team America's take.

That, too, is subjective.

There's a whole paragraph in that article about how Shyamalan's Avatar movie sucked.

Armored Trooper Votoms 18 Black Jack TV 20

They do when they're buttplugs.

Chuukan Kanriroku Tonegawa 12

How can you guys even see the backdoor schedule now? I've been trying it the past month and I keep getting the "504 Gateway Timeout" warning.

I dunno, I thought the nurse feeling up Kirito's ass was pretty amusing, but that was mostly because the episode in which that happened premiered on Toonami the same night as the DBZ Kai episode where Master Roshi groped a nurse while visiting Goku in the hospital. The timing couldn't have been more perfect.

My Girlfriend is Shobitch 10 Koi Kaze 9

Oh my god Elfie just shut up there was literally no reason for that post to exist.

I thought in Shuffle, he picked a girl but the show didn't end until the crazy bitch in the corner was dealt with.

MY HERO ACADEMIA - It amuses me that Uraraka's among the several portrayed with the scary red eyes, when at the same time she was the one of the only ones willing to team up with Deku. Tsuyu's line comes off as rather awkwardly shoved in without the context for new watchers. "He seems to have it out for you, Midoriya." To be fair, everyone has it out for Midoriya at this point. That one chick back there has a yaoi hand. "Kaminari is the one to fear." Really, now... His shadow's a daytime pacifist. When are we gonna hear Plank Boy say something? Meanwhile, Bakugo's so cool he gets his own dedicated recap separate from the regular one. BAKUGO RAAAAAAAGE! Goddammit Douchey Blonde why you gotta dodge and block so cool like that? Until I hear otherwise, this guy's quirk is glue. Bakugo really does become more likeable when Deku isn't on the receiving end of his rage, it helps that Monoma's a complete douche. Oh hey, I spotted Ikalgo in that crowd. Yes, that's Patrick Seitz as Endeavor. [CUE EUROBEAT] WHAT JUST FRIGGING HAPPENED. I take it one of the manga chapters ended on this clash of fire and an arm five seconds from shattering. Wait, Chili's has chips and salsa now? How did I not know/forget about something so important!? Does it count as falling to the bottom if you're top billing in a seven-way tie for last? And then Bakugo was the Boy in the Bubble. Whup, not anymore. He calls her Raccoon Eyes when her pink hair and skin are way more attention grabbing than the black sclera. Rule #1: never underestimate Bakugo. WAY TO GO TEAM DEKU. Aw damn, I applauded all for nothing. Shut up, Momo. Well at least you're no longer in last place. SUDDENLY BAKUGO. That sudden faceplant. I love this Vegas-style celebration music. Great job Tokoyami, you're the best boy of the week. Forget twin waterfalls, Deku's crying a fucking geyser over there. Eraserhead has no need for food. Manga speech bubble head kid is my favorite. Deku's gonna get his ass beat. All Might going all muscular actually caught me off guard. Damn, the episode's over already? Oh hai H. Jon Benjamin, you working for Arby's now too? DRAGONBALL SUPER - Previously on Dragonball Super, Goku done fucked up big time. Lame is right, now if it was the "Trio of Terror", you'd have something much more intimidating. Dang, Buu really does sound a little like the Pillsbury Dough Boy when he laughs. Buu's surprisingly fun to watch in action, I don't remember him being like that in Kai. Clearly they're good at suppressing their energy. "Now you're about to witness the TRUE power of a furry!" Sanji calls copyright infringement on those moves. This killer motel movie is making me want to break open my Party7 DVD and watch something that takes itself less seriously. You'd be surprised at how resilient Buu is compared to most mortals. Hell, you should be surprised! DO IT FOR THE CHAMP. Buu's getting super-duper serial now. That's a ring-out! Your Earth rules need not apply here. Here, take this food pill in its natural form. WE SUPER FURRY NOW. Beerus is a heckler. "Damn you, El Grande Padre..." Even the 9th's Destroyer God is disturbed by his Supreme Kai's sadism. Whis's poker face is a miracle of the multiverse. Rule #2: never underestimate Buu. He didn't say Kame-Hame-Ha, so it didn't work. And then he had a furry heart attack. FUN FACT: That's General Ivan a.k.a. Abridged Cooler, Dr. Gero, and Enrico Maxwell as the Order of the Owl-colored wolf guy over there. Holy shit where'd all that food come from. No good will come from being modest, Gohan. I heard "Goku's son, how cool!" as "Goku's so uncool!" ATTACK ON TITAN - Finally, we get a rating in accordance with FUNi's home video release. Remember these two MP peeps? I do, surprisingly. "You must be a Scout." "How could you tell?" "Your ODM gear was sticking out, duh." NOBODY EXPECTS THE ACKERMANS. Wait did I miss something last week, when the hell did they arrest Erwin? Even MP Dandy is disturbed by his team's fancy new guns for humans. Look at that fat man run! The lesson to learn from this is never to pee in a back alley. God I'm an ambiguous sexual orientation for Hange. "Yes, Titans are humans too." Welp, so much for starting the recruitment effort early. Just handcuffs made of rope? Laaaaaame. What the fuck Jean. You do have a point, though, only weirdos get bowlcuts on purpose past the swingin' '60s. Oh my god Jean you suck. TEDDY BALLGAME HITS ONE OUTTA THE FUCKIN PARK. He's talking about Eren isn't he. And so the recruitment effort has officially started. Let's Leroy Jenkins the fuck out of this checkpoint! I'm surprised these guys are telling all of this to him, but I'm actually kind of pleased that they are. Goddamn the human-on-human action in this show is amazing, moreso than anything involving the Titans. It's a good thing the residents of this run-down community chose to stay, and that's probably the only time I'm ever gonna say those words. THREE CHEERS FOR THE FAT MAN! Once you're done kicking this dude in the teeth, rip off his silly mustache. SHIT COUNT: 6! We three Ackermans now. God I'm an even less ambiguous sexual orientation for Levi. Again, how the hell did Erwin get himself arrested? Dude, I think he just threatened your family. Rope around the torso and arms? Still lame. If he did, they'd be somewhere along the lines of "Fuck you and your Jew dogs." TOP BILLING: Horse-Face Jean. FLCL ALTERNATIVE - Neat, Dean Venture's doin' voices here this week too. Tomatoes are all right, but they've got nothin' on carrots. MOUTH TO MOUTH. She's got Asta's sparkly shoujo eyes. "I was up all night yesterday..." Havin' sex? This episode has better framing in one shot than Progressive had over six episodes. Why am I not surprised that she has her own fanclub. Don't you just hate it when your peers just pile all the blame on you? Sweet graphic design on the title card this week. Damn, Hijiri is so cool. I had a feeling this scene would show up in the episode titled "Grown-Up Wannabe". Weekend fashion, go! Nice photos, dude. DONER KEBAB! I love how they aren't freaking out or anything, they're just all, "Yo, Haruko." Let the seduction begin! Her kebab was topped with Little Prince Curry sauce. Or maybe it was the skull and crossbones sauce, that makes more sense. You can't not love Steve Blum as the ramen master. Now that's how you do a running gag, take notes Black Clover. Well, at least he lasted longer this time. I know the feel of your younger sibling getting a significant other before you do. Meanwhile, break-ups be happening. Stupid bitch backed up over the edge of the cliff. I recognize that semi-obscure Tezuka reference! KARAOKE TIME. You say that like there's more than one pin. Careful, that mic's expensive! They sure drank those fast. Forced drama? Who needs it! Not them! Nice juxtaposition of the texting bubbles over the nigt sky, very fooly and very cooly. And now the seduction has entered stage four. KURONEKO CAMEO SPOTTED. "My girl-friend sucked 108 dicks!" "In a row?" To the Medical Mechanica allegory shopping mall, everybody! Sweet, his car has a Medical Mechanica logo. ...Oh shit his car has a Medical Mechanica logo. IT WAS HARUKO'S BLING THIS WHOLE TIME. Kana, your immaturity's showing. Now she's got side-horns. I love the monochrome color shift when people get hit. WE INITIAL D NOW. Some license that is, besides I don't think that's how that works. Haruko confirmed for having a giant penis. NOOOO NOT THE CAMERA. It's amazing what things in anime can be done with CGI, good or bad. Much better Freebee Honey sequence for the second episode than Progressive and its shit sound mixing. Fat girl's gonna beat Photographer Dean Venture's ass. Thank you, Haruko. In the end, it all comes down to dick size. Whoo, free kebabs! Next week, Haruko upgrades from cosplaying as a nurse to cosplaying as a doctor. POP TEAM EPIC - Fuck yeah, special EDM opening. Nothing says a peaceful getaway like gorging on snacks in a cabin with lethal weapons hanging on the wall. Hey, I never noticed his beer said "Pop Team Epic" on it. The Popuko and Pipimi have been censored for your convenience. And just like that, communications have broken down. I had a feeling the fat guy would be the first to lose it. Those two spooking her into backing up into the ravine never gets old. I feel so sorry for whoever has to clean this mess up. And then they were all Pop Team Epic. Not just any science... super-science! Aww, and so close, too. Now that's what I call forced animation. This French dude thought he was recording these intros as DVD extras. Point at him and laugh! Lunch break! Bob Epic Team's take on Eisai Haramasukoi was better IMO. And now for commentary by Japanese Dean Venture with an obviously fake porn stache. Ten minutes in and you're already wrong about the fat guy. You can tell a lot about a person from their physical tics, that's why one-dimensional characters are a myth. That vomit bag story sure was a thing all right. Why the watermelon, indeed. Murder waits for no one, Japanese porn stache Dean. We call it the Shinning around these parts. THEN PAY FOR ALL THE HARD WORK I'VE DONE WITH YOUR MOTHERFUCKING LIFE. I wonder if that kid is in doubt over what his grandpa just told him. SCIENCE! Holy shit I didn't realize they were doing Beatles voices in the second cooking segment. When it comes to these two the horror never ends. I don't know what "the real McCoy" is, but it sounds like a high compliment. SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR GRAPE JUICE. That last segment is almost impressive in how it was animated from a bunch of scanned marker drawings. Where were you when Hoshiiro Girldrop revealed itself as the anime of the century? I don't care if you're "fresh outta Sprite", just shut the fuck up already. JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE: DIAMOND IS UNBREAKABLE - LET THAT BOY ALONE. Okuyasu you idiot, be lucky the OP pretty much screams that you're gonna live through this. So they are calling it Worse Company after all. "You think you're the only one with a STAND named after a copyright-friendly song from the '70s? Well so am I!" Such precise holes. How nice of him to heal his injuries anyways. I just realized those holes in the wall form an upside-down cross. Follow that blood trail! NOT NOW OKUYASU. Smart thinking, Josuke, but not smart enough. Thanks for the slightly underhanded help, Okuyasu. He's on his own side now. Thank god Koichi's okay. We Small Soldiers now? SHIT COUNT: 4. Yep, we Small Soldiers now. They're like Bad Company, only worse! Goddammit Gohan, you fucking jobber. I love that this dude's STAND is a bunch of tiny army men. Oh shit, they've got tiny helicopters too! And a tank, at that! Congratulations, Koichi, you're now a STAND user. That ain't symmetrical, there's only one tank in front, and it isn't even in the center! Ah, okay, so he admits to the asymmetry. Watch out, he's got a knife! And then Koichi laid an egg. REPLY TO ANGEL 1: "Koichi did you lay this egg?" Oh, so you're familiar with that doujin too. I am liking that Koichi doesn't sound the exact same all the time. That's right, respect the do, it'll make you live longer. Well, at least you planned to make an effort. Oh shit, they also have land mines! How the turntables. Looks like stupidity runs in your family, eh, Keicho? HUNTER x HUNTER - Things have gotten so complicated on the enemy's side, that the good guys don't have a clue what's going on. Oh yeah, Ikalgo's hiding inside that guy's body. Huh, surprise reinforcements. I don't recognize that ant standing in the hall. It's a Nen dragon! Gon's gettin' serious now, some say too serious. Nice of you to join us, Netero, Killua's grandpa. LEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOY. Goddamn this scene is great, I could hardly peel my thoughts away from it all. BAD MOVE. So it follows the same principle Naruto brought up of high-level shinobi being able to read each other's thoughts with a single trade of blows. Damn, that's old. I have no idea what this scene means outside of hinting at Netero's power, but damn that was one fine one-sided conversation. Michael McConnohie is the greatest L.A. narrator. UP YOURS, CAT. I get that it's viciously unpredictable, but is it fun? And now we return you Netero's backstory, forty-six years in progress. GRATITUDE. So that's how the ten-thousand punches routine works. Random rabbit. It ain't Tsuru, but this whole sequence is still pretty kino. Why so angry, fellow martial artists in training? Apparently, it's how smug he is after all that training. "I am the master now." I never realized that cute-creepy doctor spirit came from her tail. Smart use of your Nen there. [cue Hark the Herald Angels Sing] The gang's all here, it's show time now. Or next week, I'm fine with that too. BLACK CLOVER - What you're seeing above you is a rare ten-leaf clover, my boy. Okay, Noelle's face looked a little awkward there, but that QUALITY isn't nearly as bad as Asta going from lying down to on his knees with zero in-between frames. Noelle's too tsundere to apologize, she really needs to work on that. At least the opening theme's as good as always. Klaus is the best man. Holy shit these faces are bad, worse than normal in fact. It's amazing that the rivalry these two have is much better than Naruto vs. Sasuke, though considering how big a downturn that one experienced, it's not really that surprising at all. Ever since he reunited with his sister, his nosebleeds have been coming faster than the mortal eye can see. Huh, a surprising level of compassion. Leave your nun fetish in your pants where it belongs, Asta. ANIME CLICHE #383: All shounen protagonists are big eaters. REPLY TO ANGEL 2: "HAVE SOME STANDARDS, BITCH." The Anti-Angel, indeed. That's another image Noelle'll be seeing in her nightmares. Okay, I may have had a thought about Asta being game for entering an eating contest, but I didn't expect the show to be aware of that either! My ability to tell the future really is too much... The way that profile of everyone was framed, I thought Magna was the one looking at Gauche's prized photo for a second. It's criminal that of every tune in this show's soundtrack, this one's the most recognizable. INSTANT WEIGHT GAIN. I appreciate your idea, Magna, but it's honestly a terrible one. Goddammit Gordon. Oh my god Noelle, you suck. As if anyone else would be the winner in an eating contest of this caliber. MAIL'S HERE, MAIL'S HERE. There's always a traitor. Damn, this ident's definitely a blast from the recent past. Dang, he actually fell for that secondhand introduction. Yesssss underground prisons. Smart thinking, Wizard King. Well, the Golden Dawn captain wasn't at the promotion ceremony with the others, plus he wasn't given the nickname "Dimestore Griffith" for nothing, so he's definitely suspect material. Even Asta is disturbed by his sparkly shoujo eyes. This dude's a total nerd, I love it. What's with the finger-mustache thing? That's the least threatening rape face I've ever seen. Those two sound so disappointed. Meanwhile, in the VIP lounge... Garble-tron. Yami's trash talk is a miracle of the universe. You're alright, kid captain. Nice of you to finally join us, Dimestore Griffith. Damn Yami, you savage. I hate to say it, but I like that Nozel's the first to j'accuse him. It helps to have long hair if you want to braid your bangs, assuming that's a normal desire people have. Yami's offended because that's not what he looks like. I love that the foreigner to this series' resident supercontinent is the best character of them all, I can see why Angel wouldn't mind boning him. REPLY TO ANGEL 3: "It's dimestore Griffith because this series is absolutely not competent enough to pull off a red herring." I'd have been more subtle about it, but YUP. You underestimate how many people would want to get Van Dammed, Van Damme. NARUTO SHIPPUDEN - Kakashi's so ninja, it takes others five minutes to realize he left the room. Random satellite dishes. Fuck yeah, teleconferencing. Boo, low battery. The Fire Lord just doesn't give a fuck or three. The situation's changed, fellas. Whenever Ao and Chojuro have an extended conversation, expect the Mizukage to misunderstand. At least she knows when to butt in and end the conversation. Ignorance is bliss, or so they say. For a second there, I thought they were talking about Sasuke, thank god it was only Gaara. Oh boy, more recap. "Attack, and I doubt I could hold back." BULLHORN. Twenty bucks says that was half-hyperbole. [cue SGC2C theme song] CEILING SASUKE IS WATCHING YOU DELEGATE. I blame him surviving that on Madara and not Sasuke himself. Oh boy, my dad's quoting random proper nouns from the show in the other room again. I'm still not used to seeing Kankuro without his makeup. Ding-dong, Danzo's dead. REPLY TO ANGEL 4: "Why is anyone ever surprised that Sasuke is a piece of shit?" News travels slow in the ninja world. Gaara's really got a handle on the whole "being a leader" thing. Naturally Shikamaru would get an early report. Technically Danzo suicided himself before he could succumb to the blow Sasuke dealt to his heart. Rule #3: Never underestimate Naruto's stubbornness. Are those kids still working on their newspaper? The Sexy Jutsu is lewd, deal with it. You'd think he's have given them their interview during all the filler downtime. And that's why Konohamaru's the most mature of the three. It ain't much, but it's a start. Unlike Evangelion, when My Hero Academia promises fanservice, it lets you know it's gonna deliver. FAVORITE /co/ DISCUSSION QUOTES OF EACH SHOW MY HERO ACADEMIA No quotes this time, just this image. DRAGONBALL SUPER >Other than the giant talking wolf thing Your king is a talking dog, dude. ATTACK ON TITAN And throughout the whole season, everyone in the audience should ask; "Where are the titans?" FLCL ALTERNATIVE (tie game) Was Mamimi's depression the glue that held FLCL down in reality? >yells Micheal Bay when destroying a transformer knock off WHO THE FUCK MADE ALTERNATIVE AND WHY WERENT THEY AT PROG? POP TEAM EPIC >literally just fucking zooming in on the image >can see the pixelation Bob Epic Team is a treasure. JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE: DIAMOND IS UNBREAKABLE Copyright law is fucking garbage. How is it not fair use to call something that has nothing to do with music by the name of a brand? Is Josuke going to have to have some "crisp, red fruit" for breakfast tomorrow, lest the dub get sued by Apple, Inc? HUNTER x HUNTER >virgin one punch man >chad ten thousand punch man BLACK CLOVER (another tie game) How much influence did the dubbers have in how great a character Yami is? I can't believe Yami's just shitposting his way through his life. He’s a quasi-Japanese man in semi-medieval pseudo-Europe, what did you expect? NARUTO SHIPPUDEN In the first Naruto movie they had movie theaters and shit. And in the Chunin Exams they had VHS tapes. I don't understand how technology works in Narutoland.

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