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As long as the views lost to Toonami are at least partially distributed as gains to Kinky Kunoichi once it hits on Tuesday, I'll be golden.

And now it's time for some Naruto spoilers! As Boruto technically takes place after the end of Shippuden, there are some end results of the obligatory timeskip that are unavoidable. I won't mention any character deaths or character identity reveals - I mean, I'm no monster - so here's everything you need to know about what happens after Shippuden before Boruto. While Tsunade was reinstated as Hokage before he could take office, Kakashi still becomes the 6th Hokage. His face on Hokage Rock is masked, because why wouldn't it be. Naruto achieves his dream and becomes the 7th Hokage. He also marries Hinata and has two kids with her: a son, the titular Boruto, and a daughter, Himawari. Sakura becomes the single mother of a sole daughter, Sarada. Her father? Yep, it's Sasuke, who's now the poster boy for deadbeat dads everywhere. Shikamaru marries Temari and they have a son, Shikadai. Ino marries Sai and they also have a son, Inojin. Choji pulls the unexpected move and marries Karui (the black girl who beat up Naruto that one time), and they have a daughter, Chouchou. She's basically a pint-sized sassy black woman and she's great. Rock Lee also has a son, Metal Lee. The mother is unknown, but popular belief is that it's Kurotsuchi, the female bodyguard who accompanied the Tsuchikage to the Five Kage Summit. Speaking of the Five Kages, Kurotsuchi is also the new Tsuchikage. Chojuro's the new Mizukage, and Darui's the new Raikage. Gaara, meanwhile, is still the Kazekage. Konohamaru, Moegi, and Udon all become jonin team leaders for new genin. Shino becomes an academy instructor. Tenten runs a failing weapons store. Anko's years of snacking catch up with her and she becomes fatter than Choji. Kurenai's child with Asuma is a girl. A tomboy, even! Orochimaru lives and gets away with everything. I'd have included the picture with him driving a limo while like that, but I seem to have misplaced it.

Tonight is a momentous occasion. Tonight, Toonami reclaims one of the coveted prime-time hours it lost after its first cancellation. Sadly, this expansion is for reruns, but who cares, earlier Toonami time! That said, the plan to bring back Toonami's lost ratings continues with the return of DBZ Kai, it hasn't been one minute and Deku's already on the losing side of his first tournament battle, Tsunade is filled in on everything that happened while she was unconscious, crack open all the windows because Naruto's son is coming five years too early to make his mark on American television, the Zeno Expo nears its conclusion as Goku goes up against Bergamo the Crusher, Kana and her friends go to the gym to watch their school's basketball team lose, Eren starts having flashbacks that don't even belong to him (or do they?), an accidental animal murder leads to Koichi's first solo encounter with another wild STAND user, the Black Bulls go to the beach because anime, the fight with Youpi gets even more complicated when he forcibly splits Gon's group apart, Genos and some of the other S-rank heroes put everything they have into stopping a deadly meteor, Lupin and the guys are roped by Fujiko into babysitting a lesbian dog, Faye lands the Bebop on Earth in search of answers to her past, and we end the night with the return of Samurai Jack, all the way from its humble Y7 beginnings. 9:00 - Dragonball Z Kai #1 - Prologue to Battle! The Return of Goku! - TV-PGDLV 9:30 - My Hero Academia #20 - Victory or Defeat - TV-14LV 10:00 - Naruto Shippuden #220 - Prophecy of the Great Lord Elder - TV-PG 10:30 - Boruto: Naruto Next Generations #1 - Boruto Uzumaki! - TV-PG 11:00 - Dragonball Super #81 - Bergamo the Crusher vs. Goku! Whose Strength Reaches the Wild Blue Yonder?! - TV-14V 11:30 - FLCL Alternative #4 - Pit-a-Pat - TV-14DLS 12:00 - Attack on Titan #43 - Sin - TV-MA 12:30 - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable #6 - Koichi Hirose (Reverb) - TV-MALV 1:00 - Black Clover #40 - A Black Beach Story - TV-PGD 1:30 - Hunter x Hunter #113 - An Indebted Insect - TV-14LV 2:00 - One Punch Man #7 - The Ultimate Disciple - TV-14LV 2:30 - Lupin the 3rd: The Italian Adventure #17 - Lupin's Day Off - TV-14 3:00 - Cowboy Bebop #24 - Hard Luck Woman - TV-14L 3:30 - Samurai Jack #1 - I - TV-Y7FV Yes, Ranlsa, Samurai Jack is for kids.

GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE! Tonight I'll be breaking general conventions and doing a live-commentary for all the premieres, from here to Hunter. So if you're wondering why I'm around past my usual hours... you probably shouldn't.

New opening and ending this week, too.

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Season 1 of Initial D says hi.

That... complicates some things.

This is the only way Paramount can finally be a worthy rival for Disney. It's just a shame that Turner has to suffer in the process.

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I remember some complaints when it came out about how Mikasa's name was pronounced as "Meekuhsuh" instead of "Mi Casa". ANN's review for the first couple episodes also brought up how the dub script changed the subtext and emotion behind certain character's lines, for example making Armin sound more like a smartass than a logical thinker in one scene. But if there's any reason for the depressing AOT drop, it's definitely the lacking hype from four years ago, plus the low-key OP for this season in particular. [like a fallen angel]

Rule #6: no treating overall numbers as the only thing that matters. Just a friendly reminder.

I think the "mod" is just part of his name.

The real problem with Prince of Tennis wasn't so much its "out of touch" nature, but the fact that Toonami skipped several episodes per week as an advertisement for Jetstream. Same deal with MAR.

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Two and a half years ago, I was first acquainted with a certain image. I loved that image. I adored that image. In fact, I loved and adored it so much, I had a spark of inspiration. What if I took the content of that image, which had not been revisited by the artist since its creation, and wrote a piece of fiction loosely based off of it? The influx of ideas surrounding the initial concept of three female ninja abducting unsuspecting women for their own naughty intentions soon built up, and before long, I had myself a plotline and characters I felt worthy of being expanded upon beyond the recesses of my mind and shared with the public who want to know what it's like when I get creative, either knowing so beforehand or not. Well, that's what I'm about to do. In the past, I wrote two previous fictions that I imagined as original anime and wanted to write from start to finish, which I shared on the original Adult Swim Message Boards. However, thanks to a combination of real-life interference, aggressive advertising that drove people away, depressingly long wait times between chapters, and the realization that I was writing at a teenager's level, I eventually scrapped them. (NIBAI MUGENDAI could be brought back since it's still one of my favorite ideas, but Kiguma might as well be lost media, between the ASMB purging its archives and my flash drive crapping itself so hard none of my Open Office files could be salvaged within one week of each other.) But this time, with nine and a half episodes written and two more coming down the pipeline, I felt now was as good a time as ever to share my newest work in more ideal conditions than the late 00s/early 10s: written in spite of reality's woes, advertised only in my signature, released at a consistent rate, and with both a high school diploma and bachelor's degree under my belt. (And the latter isn't even in the arts!) And where better to share it than on a site with people I know, where I shared excerpts and talked about the writing process throughout multiple threads, and supports PDF uploads on top of all that? キンキーくノ一 KINKY KUNOICHI premiering October 2, 2018 at approx. 12:35 P.M. This has been a Poke service announcement.

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Come to think of it, my current project could be considered New Adult based on your definition.

Fuck you!

EXTRA REPLY TO ANGEL Understandable, but I hope you respond to the "shocking" truths in my timeskip rundown regardless.

MY HERO ACADEMIA - Damn, that boy's got some powerful tear ducts. Todoroki's gonna beat the shit out of Deku. "Oh shit, he knows my secret!" He thinks All Might's his biological dad. It's a generational rivalry! All Might's gymnastics routine is amazing. "Why the cold shoulder?" he says to the guy whose shoulders are literally on fire. And that was the moment we all knew Endeavor wasn't worth it. We modern day arranged marriages now. Jesus Christ Todoroki's mother what the fuck. Seriously, it's like she's Heath Ledger Joker's dad, and he's both the Joker and his mom. "Let's put some fire in those eyes" indeed. And Bakugo heard everything. You can't be a comic book character without a tragic backstory, they say. SUPPORTER MONTAGE! I doubt Bakugo was purposefully trying to help you along in that moment. All Might and Small Might acting as the flashback bookends. And thus a new rivalry fully blossoms forth. Those Americans sure have some funny noses. FULL-ON FANSERVICE. And of course it was half Mineta's doing. "Why is it that I always end up falling for that little pervert's stupid schemes?" Because you're secretly in love with him, admit it, Yaoyorozu. Invisible girl a best of the week. I really have to show my dad one of these H. Jon Benjamin Arby's ads, he'd really appreciate them. MIDNIIIIIIIIIGHT~. Damn, surprise character development. By the way, that other kid who just withdrew is voiced by Asta. Midnight is the greatest. Welcome to the final round, Tetsu x4 and Thorny Vine Hair Girl. Kirishima/Tetsutetsu is an underrated rivalry. I highly enjoy Mina's positive energy. "Win so you can lose later!" Goddammit Bakugo. Hatsume vs. Iida looks like it's gonna be fun too. Those are some strange cards. Take that, Blonde Douche. Seriously, what's with that girl's yaoi hands? Staring at the wall = hyping yourself up. And so the master and pupil meet up for the first time in a couple episodes. When All Might of all people is telling you you're too pessimistic for your own good, you probably are. What a smooth transition between voices. The more Present Mic talks, the more I feel the need to put on closed captions so I can understand what he's saying. WE'RE PLAYING BY WORLD MARTIAL ARTS TOURNAMENT RULES HERE! You call him a monkey, but Ojiro's tail brings to mind a lion, if you ask me. Well, so much for Deku's chances at getting past the first round. Neat, the changed up the lying-on-the-grass illustration in the ED. I've seen my share of ridiculous things in the past, but a dancing car is just silly. DRAGONBALL SUPER - Guest starring General Ivan as the Poison Furry. Hey Gohan! You're gonna LOOOOOOOOSE! What a lame subtitle. This guy sure likes evilly laughing a lot. Not even five seconds since the start and we're already going full DBZ. WOLF BREATH. Guy's got poison breath... and poison hands~. At least when Mr. Satan tricks the audience, it's for a good cause. SENZU BEA-goddammit Gohan. POISON POISON. Even Mr. Satan is shocked at Goku's questionable parenting skills. This guy sure sounds like he loves being a villain, the fact that he's voiced by one of the DBZ Abridged crew really helps with that. Do not disturb the hair. FUCK YEAH JAZZ MUSIC. He's floating, not flying, there's a subtle difference. So how long until Gohan eventually snaps? And then he became Shiny Golden Gohan. Fuck yeah, new lineup promo. Boo, Asta being the only one besides TOM and SARA with actual voicetime. Clearly you've never seen Super Saiyan, smug Kai. Didn't you hear All Might earlier, wolf guy? Luck is nothing but a myth and a Black Clover character. I've noticed that Beerus has been awfully quiet this episode. STOMACH CRAMPS! And now back to Gohan jobbing, already in progress. WHY ARE YOU SMILING GOKU. And now he's Purple Golden Gohan. "I won." Yes, but you're still a jobber. So it's either a tie game or a victory for Universe 7 after this one. SENZU BEAN! That foreboding music... Well at least you're only second worst. Thank you for wiping the smug grin off of that Kai's face, El Grande Padre. And now begins the blaming of the Goku. I'm not surprised that Whis is so chill about all this. Welp, Satan's out. Hey now, let's not forget that Beerus has destroyed more worlds for petty reasons than not. "Now what the hell makes you so special!?" He's voiced by Ian Sinclair, duh. FAMILY FISTBUMP. Next week, it's Goku's turn to take on the furry menace. ATTACK ON TITAN - Say what you will about this new OP being not nearly as badass as the previous ones - because you're absolutely right - but I really like it. I'm not too sure about the legitimacy of this argument but it's got me paying more attention than any of my college classes. Oh bullshit, you money-grubbing cockmonglers have been way more selfish than Erwin, who cares if he's been keeping the obligatory annoying Bryce Papenbrook character to himself? That one guy sounds like he's on his way to being an Ed Blaylock soundalike. Does the king ever speak? MP Dandy is officially a Dandy guy. OBJECTION! This is obviously bullshit, but I like everyone else believe it. WAY TO GO MP DANDY. Oh hey, it's the judge guy. Corrupt government higher-ups, you just got served. This whole scene is great, it's a shame it's gonna get shit numbers in the ratings. He was sleeping this whole time, no wonder he wasn't saying anything. (That said, it's impressive how he was able to sleep with his eyes open for so long.) Oh good, that approach was a false alarm. Sasha's faces are the best. And that was the shortest time anyone was ever on the lam without dying or getting jailed at the end. PARTY TIME. And that's why for how terrible they are, humanity is capable of plenty good. A brief heads up, on the day before the Boruto premiere I'm gonna list off some spoilers that will be unavoidable once the first episode hits, so be aware. Oh yeah, I forgot Armin was this show's narrator. You definitely sound like a scoundrel, judge dude. Well that's definitely a disappointingly brutal end, but at least it's better than shitty American horror movies. And it was only in that moment that he remembered he had an illegitimate child he could use as an heir. Maybe there's a secret inside the chapel basement? MEANWHILE, IN THE CHAPEL BASEMENT. Holy shit, it's Rule 63 Eren! Welcome to the Ice Cave. SHIT COUNT: 4. Those are some damn cult robes she's wearing. FLCL ALTERNATIVE - I was rewatching last week's episode yesterday and noticed there were a bunch of those giant pins sticking out in the background of various scenes. I see they're still increasing in number now. Dogs love Haruko. Hee, she's using it like she used Myu Myu in season 1. Wow, the underlying situation's getting heated up already? Not the first female construction worker I've seen in anime this week, surprisingly. Nice moves. No one ever expects the second splash. But hey, at least she prepared for the first one. And now the guys are getting shirtless for some reason. Hey, that sketchbook doesn't look like food. Random volleyballs. Teacher Seitz is great. What's with the random pink highlights? Even fat girls can be fashion designers. Her first name is "Man", no wonder she goes by the nickname. "Is there anything you can't do?" Bring Ed's mom back to life. Good move not going full spicy like last time, Glasses Man. An escape route, you say... Whatever Ramen Master Blum was on when he had that epiphany, I want some. When all else fails, put down "professional student". Even fat girls can be multitaskers. "You're eating your fingers." Welp, Mossan's dead. You've seen Sexy Nurse Haruko, now meet Sexy Doctor Haruko. I'll take that as confirmation that she's bi. Well you do have a nice-looking forehead. Heaven exists, and it's filled with the most deliciously weird food combinations. Overwork: not even once. Mmkay, so being big runs in the family, then. DIIIIIIING. Now that's some nostalgic scene composition. And then they all became construction crew. Haruko's here as part of the package deal. Nothing'll happen until you swing that bat. You do realize they're just trying to help you, right? Heh, I forgot the promo included the Japanese subtitle lyrics. I'm jealous of people who can just spin themselves around like that. The pins, they're everywhere... No matter how much you kick it, you aren't gonna move it like that. See? Your N.O. activated, that's the kind of thing kicking giant pins you don't know about does! Why hello there, TV buddy. NOOOOO TV BUDDY. "You've got no self control." As do I. TOO MANY LOSERS. Haruko's random southern accent. "WHO EVEN USES DIAL-UP ANYMORE!?" And now she's rapping, this truly is the better sequel. Likewise, Haruko/Kana is easily the most functional relationship of the three. Beware the diet... Wow, she got over that fast. We just call it "Coke" around these parts. SUCCESS! Kana's dad's newspaper is all about the underlying plot progression. There's always time for an exercise sequence in your montage! OHMIGODATITAN. That one fashion show judge looks like a supervillain in the making. When you need a design for your emcee, always bet on a Nabeshin lookalike. Hijiri has the best outfit, but I like Kana's jersey and Pets' oversized turtleneck. I knew that girl sitting next to them would be important somehow. Sometimes it's more about the journey than the destination, and this is apparently one of those times. The winning dress was done in an Emperor's New Clothes style. It's Haruko, it's always Haruko. Fuck yeah, DJ Ramen Master Blum. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think that's the Japanese character for "heart" on that dress. OH SHIT IT'S THE FASHION POLICE. Haruko and Blum, out! Mossan wins the award for best fat girl in anime. Next week, Haruko pays the Immigration Bureau a more personal visit than she would've bothered with back when Amarao was in charge. POP TEAM EPIC - TAKESHOBO! Even now, I have no idea what that whole opening sequence was. Already we're knee-deep into pretentiousness. Cuteness is in the eye of the beholder, they say. I recognize those test tube supermen! This board meeting has more proper nouns than Evangelion. FUN FACT: This anime was originally meant to air in the fall 2017 season but was postponed to the season after, hence the correction in permanent marker on those posters. Pop Team Epic is the most moe show to ever grace [adult swim], the Kirara-style imagery proves it. DETHKLOK DETHKLOK DETHKLOK DETHKLOK. Rule #1: never take Popuko and Pipimi too lightly. Never forget, never forgive, Takeshobo. All that effort and pizzazz, and for what? A lame kiwi card. Even for Bob Epic Team, that was super abstract. We now return you to the adventures of Victim Complex Hamtaro, a more befitting show for Toonami than regular Hamtaro. FUCK YEAH UCHU PEOPLE. I fucking love these original songs and how absurd they are. We now return you to Attack on Takeshobo, already in progress. Oh hey, that one Takeshobo dude's lying in Orga's death pose. ATTACK ON KING RECORDS. That Starchild logo sure takes me back. Akashic Records, you say... FUSION HAAAAAAAAAA. And then they were Shiny Golden Popupipikomi. And then Pipimi turned to stone, truly the downest of downer endings. Oh look, Japanese Justin Bieber is here to save the day! Huh, so apparently Pipimi was actually Kate Oxley using a fake name. Truly the greatest surprise of all. Hellfest is proof that American horror movies have a concerningly large boner for killing frightened teenagers in gruesome manners that deserves to be chopped off with a guillotine blade. What is with those stairs, though? Random Pokemon listings are not proper nouns worthy of your nihility farce! Hegemony does sound sweet. HAMLET DETHKLOK! The outcome of this card upgrade will be important later. Oh hey, it's a different Bob Epic Team. Leave the rest to Pipimi's stunt double! I AM NOW ONE WITH THE CUTLET. "Epic team poppin' pop." Or something. YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE~. Now that's what I can an obscure Japanese-only JoJo reference. Has King ever used that lion logo in the past? And this time, Pipimi isn't stone! Aw man, they cut the part where he was wearing his own face as a mask. COMING TO ADULT SWIM IN 2019, HOSHIIRO GIRLDROP SEASON 2: SAVING ANIME BOOGALOO. JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE: DIAMOND IS UNBREAKABLE - And then he died. Such guts, Koichi. Well those sound effects weren't disturbing in the slightest. IT'S ANOTHER HAND! Funny how this is just as prejudiced towards frightened teenagers and yet I don't get as angry as I do whenever I see an ad for something like Hell Fest or the new Final Destination or some other stupid bullcrap. Dang Josuke, that's savage. At least it's got a healing factor. This is what happens when you watch too much Steven Universe while alone in your room. Damn, wasn't expecting him to survive that rocket blast. That thing fucked somebody and had kids with them!? Minus the warts. Well things sure got sentimental in a hurry. Naturally it'd be DIO's fault. I guess the beatings are another reason to kill him dead, even if those have technically long since passed. This must've happened at the same time as DIO's remains being exposed to the sun in Cairo, the time zone difference matches up. Damn, this backstory is very heavy on the feels. Thanks for fixing it for him, Josuke. Even Okuyasu was brought to tears. T_T Night Dick returns! And this time for more than just fun-poking at his outdated hero name. Okuyasu the Optimist. ANOTHER STAND USER JOINS THE FRAY! Does it count as a heroic sacrifice if the one dying didn't know he was about to take a mortal hit? RED HOT CHILI PEPPER. Even in his dying breath, he blames Okuyasu for everything. Oh no, Keicho's been Persona 4'd! Family always says such things the best. I recognize that meme! Jotaro isn't intimidated by your measly words. Your exploding phone trick... maybe a little. Too bad, Okuyasu's your BFF now. And he, like Kakyoin before him, is a MILF Hunter. I love that they froze on his hair being the only thing in frame. HUNTER x HUNTER - I could listen to Michael McConnohie read the phone book, in either his Bo-BoBo narrator voice or this narrator voice. Sasuke's Allstate wings, eat your heart out. How can he be a non-human hybrid if his face looks so, well... human? I like how Gon's the only one not immediately surprised by the raining arrows of light. "That's Grandpa's move!" Even the narrator knows that Gon doesn't give a shit about distracting happenstance. This is so slow-paced and I'm loving every moment of it. I'll be honest, this has to be the first time I've ever given a crap about what Shoot thinks or feels. INVISIBLE KIDNEY PUNCH. Bill Hader's expressions somehow both carry and ruin that ad. I love that tiny APR thing. If I woke up looking like Youpi right now, I'd run over to the nearest living thing and kill it. Well... that doesn't sound too promising. Meanwhile, Pitou's just hanging in the air watching the palace burn. He may be a drama queen, but damn if Pouf doesn't have the moves when flying dickfirst into danger. No, not the gungi board! I see, so Zeno isn't just Netero's ride this raid. ROCKET CAT. An energy so dark it scares even Pitou? Must be the king's, no question. Blind girl down! The king's face when he has no face. Shit's going down all over the place, it's hard to believe it's only been a minute since it all began, maybe two. I just noticed her snot trails are as small as they've ever been. Even the good guys gotta have respect for the bad every once in a while. I trusted them before, but now I understand why those who praise the Chimera Ant arc view it as one of the greatest shounen sagas of all time. For some reason, I initially took that fireman carrying the old lady on his back to be some guy in an eagle mascot costume. BLACK CLOVER - Sweet, a quick rundown on the Eye of the Midnight Sun. We all know Golden Dong guy is the traitor, though I wouldn't be surprised if someone else took the credit to save him the controversy. LAST CALL FOR BEST OPENING. Well butter my muffin, they pulled off the red herring after all. I knew I couldn't trust that dude with his strange grin and ugly excuse for a domino mask. You do realize the Wizard King's whipping boy's magic is making it so they can't possibly lie, right? Even Jack the Ripper is disappointed in your inclination for treason. A better lie detector than sodium pentothal, for sure. Which ridiculous nickname, Hammy or Mushroom Head? Clearly the animators were lazy with his grimoire. And then he was the Invisible Ham. I don't care what anyone said, Sleeping Captain a cute. Rule #2: always consider Asta when looking to outsmart the good guys. He doesn't take kindly to those words, Ham Boy. Young Captain's power is RGB static. You are now one with the death of analog television. Yami just wants her to wake up already. Hey, they get results, it doesn't mean they have to have upstanding personalities or anything of that nature. Young Captain's alright, I just wish his voice wasn't so childish for college freshman age. REPLY TO ANGEL 1: "I dare you bastards to read my mind." Is it Yami standing on a mountain of the corpses of the rest of the cast, because I could see you imagining that. Yami runs his mouth because it helps certain people get through the show easier. Well that wraps things up. OR MAYBE NOT. Dimestore Blum sure knows how to get around. Yes, even the Wizard King makes mistakes. REPLY TO ANGEL 2: "Every time the show uses those sparkle eyes I die a little inside." And for every piece of your will to live you lose then, I take it for myself. The underlying plot is preventing the rest of the Chaos Emeralds from falling into the wrong hands. Asta, pretending to understand things you don't clearly isn't your strong suit. Always be on the lookout for traitors. Surprise sepia-tone backstory, go! Never say no to free food, I always say. Always be gentle when saluting. "Guess even the comic relief gets nervous sometimes." It's official, Yami's able to break the fourth wall. Remember back in the beginning when this show actually sucked worse than it does now? BEACH TRIP NEXT WEEK! You're in an anime, Noelle, you're required by law to wear a swimsuit during a beach episode. Yami speaks the truth, feed the siscon to the sharks. That's a tiny swimsuit. I wonder who that girl standing there could possibly be... Hopefully someone not annoying. Please don't karate chop the man with no stomach in his weak spot, Recovery Girl. NARUTO SHIPPUDEN - Life is tough as the official sculptor of Mount Hokage-more. She got hit by one of Sasuke's blows against Danzo, of course she saw. Random asscrack. Beating him back to the side of good sure doesn't sound like "protecting" to me. Do you even know who Madara Uchiha is, Kiba? I love it when the show's art style goes this route of slightly different but not super-amazing. So much for your agenda, huh, old guys? Dang, they're really rebuilding things quick. SURPRISE GUY. I almost forgot their battles took the form of rock-paper-scissors. Ninja footrace, go! GOROU SESSHA SAKUGA SPOTTED. I love this display of stupid manly awesomeness. When isn't someone thinking about Naruto? They Free Willy'd right over those two. Shut up about Sasuke and get back to the race! There we go. How surprisingly chill of you, Neji. Of course Lee would be the tiebreaker. A WINNER IS KAKASHI. Challenges come and go, but rivalries are forever. HOW MANLY. T_T7 Whatever's beyond the Hokage, surely it isn't as bad as Tsunade's mountains of paperwork make the position of Hokage look. The OTN mask is part of the Kakashi look, it ain't comin' off even if you pay him in money. Oh shit, did something happen? Damn you, numerical confusion! For some reason I really like this meeting hall's atmosphere. Aw dang, Tsunade woke up. Well, Kakashi's confirmed the sixth thanks to that Boruto promo, so at least he isn't being robbed of the position forever after this. Life it tough as the official sculptor of Mount Hokage-more. What a rockin' ending theme.

"Now what the hell makes you so special!?" He's voiced by Ian Sinclair, duh.

Of course Whis is surprisingly chill about all this.

Well at least you're only second worst.

Now he's Purple Golden Gohan.