PokeNirvash

An OTN mask-wearing yangire is fine too.

My Hero Academia has Mt. Lady and Midnight, so clearly its women are superior. But I do see your points about Black Clover, and won't even attempt to argue it. That's for the haters to do.

This is Earth Radio. And now, here's human music. jam #08: 実世界へ Into the Real World Download link below. I like it. KK 08.pdf

How funny, my uncle and I are already halfway through.

Some people don't watch shows just because the fanbase is terrible people. I'm glad I don't stoop to that level of pettiness.

Well I did say he decided to do it, not that he'd actually follow through. But hey, at least you got to see Vanessa kill some dude with Sasuke's haircut. MY HERO ACADEMIA - Again, the promo crew couldn't have put together a better two-week teaser than just sticking a morbid joke we've already seen without the punchline after some quick clips of the villains meeting up? Fuck yeah, new OP. "Okay, that's a little weird and specific." This dude's more senile than Part 4 Joseph. Okay, maybe not so much. You give up way too easy, Deku. Seriously, what happened to FUNimation's subtitle font? Did Crunchyroll take it in the divorce or something, I don't know how much longer I can deal with it looking so plain like this. All Might confirmed for not that good a teacher. Hey, Hatsume's narrating that letter. I'd recognize that excitement anywhere. If anything, it definitely looks less dorky than before. Settle it in Show me a Smash! Gran Torino tells it like it is. NOT THE MICKROWAVE! You gotta predict the predictions, or so they say. He never expected him to dodge. He says to clean the place up, and yet it doesn't look nearly all that messy. Err, minus the broken microwave. Sometimes I forget that Iida's hero costume has a helmet. Handjob Man meets the Reject Ninja Turtle. If there's one thing Stain hates more than heroes with shallow motivations, it's gratuitous video game references. Kill him, Stain. "Tell me your secrets, microwave." You were too blinded by your fanboyism to notice then. What a cheerfully morbid commercial for video games. Well said, Best Jeanist. Anyone who treats Bakugo like the shitbag he is is good in my book. That one member of his team looks like the /fa/ equivalent of Ingenium. Bakugo's gonna get a makeover, whether he likes it or not. HARDNESS BROS TOGETHER AGAIN. Four-armed yakuza hero man. I agree, he is quite manly, no homo. Cool, they added an extra digit to that famous Shibuya building. Oh yeah, and here's what everyone else is doing. Those snakes on that woman's head are giving me Kekkaishi flashbacks of all things. I like Yaoi Hands Girl's hero outfit. Qipao + corset + headband-style domino mask = assured winner. You're taking this way too seriously, Momo. Turns out Midnight's not the only one who finds teenagers attractive. Mt. Lady's such a bum. No erotic roleplay for you, Grape Boy. Goddammit Shoto I told you not to go for his agency! "It's time I show you what it means to be a hero." No good can possibly come of this. This dude's eccentricities are just too much. This is both more sensible yet even greater B.S. than how the Rocket "hid" his identity. (Thanks, Meta, for inspiring me to think up a fan prequel to IGPX thanks to you and Gunners' constant complaints.) In which Deku teaches himself how to jump good. TOO MANY FACEPLANTS. That poor couple, no one will ever believe them. Skinny Might with Buff Might's face, it's a Thanksgiving miracle. That delivery man sounds so bored. OMOZAN. Mmm, taiyaki. For as much intellect as I have on Ben, I don't know shit about turntable microwaves, so it's good to learn. EPIPHANY: HAD. It's a metaphor, guy. That makes a shocking amount of sense. I like enthusiastic Deku. I had a feeling Gunhead was voiced by Dimestore Texas Steve Blum. Even in the alternate universe theme animations, Bakugo hates Deku's guts. I don't know if I should find that funny or annoying. FUCK YEAR MEGALOBOX PROMO!!! And it's over already. BORUTO: NARUTO NEXT GENERATIONS - Watching this before Naruto proper because you know how it is in Filler Hell. MOOOOOOOOOOOOON. If you wanna know who this guy is, watch the damn movies. MOVIE CLICHE #166: If a kid's been kidnapped, they're bound to cry. Is that Dante from the Devil May Cry series? And he's got Jinyu's glasses, that's kinda curious. ZA WARUDO. Ninja wizards complaining about realism in the movies, isn't anime grand? Naruto's bad side is the one that still has a raging hard-on for Sasuke. The more things change, the more they stay the same. Is that fry supposed to symbolize Iwabe's junk? I mean, it is Boruto's story, so of course he can't depend on his dad for everything. SHADOW CLONE BOARD ROOM MEETING, GO! Well, you've got a variation of the Byakugan inside you, maybe that's what's allowing you to see it. See, I told you. NOBODY EXPECTS MITSUKI. It's only natural to be afraid of the master eugenicist. Man, I hate it when some guy enters my dreams and tells me a bunch of cryptic shit I can't possibly wrap my head around. The lesson to learn from this trailer is, when exorcising spirits, don't kill the host too. Congratulations, Boruto, you are now a true protagonist. And now he's wearing Jinyu's glasses. Total chuunibyou. "Who do you think the target could be?" Clearly the target is Boruto. It always a drag with you, Shikamaru. Even Naruto thinks Boruto's delusions of grandeur are too much. To be fair, he was tricked into taking the scroll by Mizuki, who wanted it for even worse reasons than trying to graduate the academy in an unusual way, so I can't really pin the blame on him entirely. It's not a true Byakugan, it's just the one eye and with black sclera. To the master eugenicist's house! NOBODY EXPECTS MITSUKI STILL. These grandchildren are what Hiashi's whole life has been working up towards. Dang, Hinata's sister grew up attractive. Why does it not surprise me that the Japanese have their own take on hopscotch? Yeah, that's pretty much what Naruto said. Next week, it's grandfather vs. grandson. Why did I think this Tender Touches promo was gonna be a stealth teaser for Mr. Osomatsu? Dang blue outlines... DRAGONBALL SUPER - Yesterday, Yamcha died again, and boy did I laugh. "Really? Space poachers?" As better a man he is than Goku, Piccolo's just as much about a good fight. Gohan's ready for anything, especially the dodging lessons. I can't help but wonder which character Bulma's talking to over the phone. (I bet it's Chi-Chi.) I'm not surprised Vegeta knows babies so well, he did put a pacifier in his mouth that one time. In the end, it'll all be Beerus's fault. "NOBODY LIKES YOUUUUUU!" Whis is the greatest. You'd be surprised at how little bickering there actually is in their relationship. Didn't know Krillin was into hanging out in the sauna. Piccolo's really good at this tough love thing. "YOU FEEL GREAT! YOU CAN WIN! YOU. CAN. DO THIS!" Wait, so does that mean Hit is or isn't gonna be on your team? I've seen lots of spoilers for this arc, and yet I don't recognize this dude one bit. Between the bum leg and his retired status, I can see why. His sister's pretty cute for a delinquent. The turban's off, that means he's serious now. Why is this song so damn groovy? STRETCHY ARMS! Really tough love, it seems. That's our Piccolo, dishing out the real life lessons. I like the flickering between blonde and black his hair's doing. KAGE BUNSHIN NO JUTSU. "Good job... but not good enough." DO NOT BE LIKE GOKU. Oh hey, that's the same dinosaur whose tail Gohan cut off for meat back when he was 4. STRONGER THAN HE WAS YESTERDAY. Yamcha, you loser, no wonder people laughed when you died the first time. MOB PSYCHO 100 - DELINQUENT FIGHT! Their beatdown was so brutal, they couldn't even show it. If only this guy knew who the real main character is. I like Mob's way of doing a reality check. That idol's costume is more amusing, now that news broke of Japan's Miss Universe contestant dressing up as Sailor Moon. Hey, as long as you don't plan on marrying any nuns when you reach the top, then shoot for the fucking stars. Damn, now I wanna call Mob "Little Shige". This dude's conniving but dammit I'm kinda enjoying him. Trying to get to him through his brother, clever move. The Photoshop Jutsu is my new favorite move of Reigen's. Ctrl+Z is your friend in slip-ups like these. BURRRRRRRRN. MobDonalds is the best McDonalds knockoff name. Mob is God backwards, or something even more nonsensical. Those are some thorough notes. Polar opposite brothers. And he's the jealous type too, who'da thunk it? G-O-D. His face. The jealousy is mutual, then. PEC WAVE. They're exceptions to the rule. The Body Improvement Club are the broest guys. These Nomus keep getting uglier all the time. Technobabble is always a sure method to sound more intellectual than you actually are. DORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! This letter's sending mixed messages. Looks like somebody's playing both sides. "BUT HE DID." I bet he wrote that third letter too. PUMPED UP 100%. Or maybe they really did write that third one. Eugh, no one told me there was a rapist in the making in their ranks. Thugs and politicians. FUCK YEAH BODY IMPROVEMENT CLUB. These guys are the best. Blonde Protag Wannabe has arrived. Yeahhhhh he's more the antag in his own life story than he is the protag. I had a feeling those guys wouldn't go down easy to him. And now they're flying. That's the power of an AT Field, guy. Mob's only half-pissed right now, which is enough. We're never gonna find out who voices Mob's mom, are we. JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE: DIAMOND IS UNBREAKABLE - Morioh Radio again? Okay, what gruesome event's gonna happen now? Apparently, it's the cause of gruesome events instead. Yesssss, fear the Jotaro. Well, at least the arrow will be in good hands now. Remember when Joseph used to bitch about Japanese coffee? Neither does he. Twenty bucks says Tonio's pudding made Okuyasu more willing to try other desserts. Yeahhhhh she totally thinks you're up to something. Hey, when a walk sign's on and no cars are in sight, you gotta cross the street. Considering how she was when she mistook Jotaro for Joseph, I can only imagine how much of a wreck she'd be now. SHIT COUNT: 1. "To Sapporo." Wait, so does this mean Morioh's on Hokkaido, or is it on the northern half of Honshu? 'Cause last I checked, the Shinkansen's the only way to get from Honshu to Hokkaido without shelling out money to ride a boat or ferry. Okay, Honshu it is. Even at his age, Joseph can still pull off that reaction hype. Hand prints and knee prints. OH MY GOD. How strange that this is the one time Joseph isn't just seeing things and Josuke's just chalking it up to senility. INVISIBLE BABY, ACQUIRED. You know, Josuke, that baby could be one of those from-birth STAND users. "Nothing about this makes any sense!" It's JoJo, it's only natural. Yeah, back when he did that sort of thing with Holly, Erina was still alive. Can't say I completely blame Josuke there. Invisible babies produce invisible bowel movements. That's the sassiest 48 year-old I've ever seen. Ooh, Shueisha! (They're the publishers of Shonen Jump.) Josuke the teen dad would indeed be something scandalous. That's a tiny shop clerk. I have a feeling a certain community on /aco/ would get a lot out of this episode. Okay, watching this scene with others in the room is starting to get a little awkward. Spending $1000 on baby stuff is something only rich parents and ABDL fetishists would do. For being this old and forgetful, Joseph's still got some wits about him. This is reminding me of an MHA comic series I read once. Babies in sunglasses are the coolest. Now that's an invisibility quirk if I've ever seen one! Quick question: can Shining Diamond turn invisible objects visible? Stay a foot away from the baby, got it. I'm surprised that guy didn't freak out at Joseph's hands or the stroller, but hey, when in Morioh... Aw yeah, it's the stroller rolling down the hillside cliche. And the trees are floating too! Clearly she's where the water is invisible. You'd be amazed if you could see what he was like when he was 10, even 60 years younger. "If I die, tell your mom I said hello." Joseph you absolute madman. And here's Shining Diamond doing a Lion King reenactment. He's a true JoJo, that guy, cool to the end, assuming that end sticks. Hi, random eyecatch. I had a feeling he'd have that same star-shaped birthmark as the others. And now he's flat broke. BLACK CLOVER - Intensely suggestive dialogue? Okay, who sexually harasses who this week? The effect might not have been permanent enough to matter, but at least her attack had an effect. Don't open your third eye, that's what the Doki Doki Literature Club wants you to do! Now's not the time to be staring at a picture of your sister, Gauche. Why does this guy look like Sasuke? I was not expecting Noelle to have a grandmother. Okay, so it's the elves' fault that the demon from the avant title attacked, then. Yami really is deserving of a better show. But hey, at least Vanessa's boobs are looking pretty alright. (Wait, does that mean I'm the sexual harasser this week?) REPLY TO ANGEL 2: "No, Asta screaming is the most unbearable sound you've ever heard." At one point, maybe, but clearly she's gotten so used to it that other noises are actually worse in comparison. You suck, sound wizard Sasuke. Neat, she shares Best Jeanist's powers. And that's how Sasuke was tricked into dying by his own hand. That healing he got better be free of charge. I'm in the minority here, but she deserves that headpat. Nobody cares about your will to live, Finral. Don't fuck with Mob, Blondie. I'm not sure if he's acting selfish or smart right now. Well, at least he's got determination, even if it's wholly misguided. Whoa boy that doesn't look good. Thanks for the group save, Vanessa. It's all about getting stronger than you were yesterday with these guys. Does it really count as a mythical beast if they're proven to be real? [internally screaming] I like Finral better when he's a coward than when he's a wannabe ladies' man. He can't even sense magic, but he could feel that. In the end, it was Vanessa who sexually harassed herself. Okay, now's the time to use that budget. A truly formidable combo, these three. NARUTO SHIPPUDEN - I've given it weeks of thought, and I think I'm gonna cancel the recordings for this show starting next week and just watch Shippuden live. That said, the "ultimate summoning animal" is one Jabba the Hutt-looking motherfucker. At least, it was, before it went all Super-Cthulu. HUNTER x HUNTER - Wait, so he just left Shoot there? Knuckle, you dumbass. This is some surprisingly chill tension music. Well damn, this show is operating on a different level than I anticipated. "He divided into super-fine particles!" He can do that? And then he was 100 Pouf Jrs., some of which look almost exactly like Luck from Black Clover. You can't kill what can disassemble itself on the molecular level and survive. NOBODY EXPECTS FULL-SIZED POUF. Something tells me the "safe place" he's talking about is his rear end. Oh shit, Youpi's here. I like that Morel doesn't even question what's going on with Knuckle right now, and is instead helping him out without question. NINETY SHIRTLESS KNUCKLES, AH AH AH. And they're all posing too. Poor blonde loli ant, both of your companions are dead and you don't even know. I'd say something about how that guy deserves to be crushed under all that rubble, but I can't help but be distracted by how huge his eyebrows are. Just leave him to die already. Or just put it off, I don't care either way. That click sounded like a suicide tooth opening up. Welp, he's not getting that pipe back. Kirbopher must really love voicing this guy, considering how much dialogue he's had up to this point. Everybody's playing 4D chess, and half of them don't even know the significance of their moves. Gon's still deathstaring the fuck out of that cat-trap. Okay, guess we now know where Palm's being kept. Nobody knows what Potclean is, really. And thanks to Meleoron's ability, he's unable to spot him or Killua. He can't, but we can! Lucky us! I knew that would be a decoy, and yet it didn't feel predictable at all. (Not in the conventional sense, at least.) Welcome to 4D chess, Youpi. I'm not used to seeing Morel in a full suit. Good, he's finally getting some needed medical attention. REPLY TO ANGEL 3: "I hope the octopus saved Shoot." Nah, I think he's still BSODing over being took weak to kill the lobster guy. Besides, I saw Knov leave through the Scary Door, so I'm sure it was him who did it. TIMBERRRRRRR. I actually liked Pouf better as a bunch of tiny clones.

In the future, men will have no nipples. Except for Xavier, who has six.

FUCK YEAR MEGALOBOX PROMO!!! And it's over already.

And now a fantasy-themed ending theme.

Spiderman once killed a man with his buttcheek power.

Skinny Might with Buff Might's face. It's a Thanksgiving miracle.

That poor couple, no one will ever believe them.

In which Deku teaches himself how to jump good.

Not even Izuku can deal with Gran Torino's eccentricities.

Turns out Midnight's not the only one who finds teenagers attractive. Mt. Lady's such a bum. Sucks to be Mineta right now. FUCK YOU ENDEAVOR.

Neat, they added an extra digit to that famous Shibuya building.

That's what I just said. HARDNESS BROS TOGETHER AGAIN.

Best Jeanist really is the best... jeanist.

Well said, Best Jeanist. By the way, he's voiced by Micah Solusod (Soul Eater, Yuno).

Then repeat to yourself, "It's just an ad, I should really just relax." [for toonami]

What a cheerfully morbid commercial for video games.

Handjob Man meets the Reject Ninja Turtle.

That place doesn't look like it needs much cleaning.

...I really suck at witty comments during action scenes.

Settle it in Show me a Smash!