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Chuukan Kanriroku Tonegawa 22

If Golden Kamuy by some chance ends up on Toonami, I bet you anything my uncle who I watch Toonami with will call that episode "gayer than Descendants of Darkness".

Chad Clover does it again.

VIZ and Crunchyroll exist.

You ever wonder what it feels like to have one set of characters speak dialogue that no respectable human being would ever say outside of fap material, while the opposing set have a back-and-forth that's positively Seinfeldian by comparison? You're about to. jam #09: 三つの仮面の美女 Three Masked Beauties Download link below. It's time to pick a side. KK 09.pdf

It is my personal headcanon that the only reason Kirito survived getting killed in SAO was because the microwave unit inside his Nerve Gear was faulty. That boy has the Gary Stu's luck, he does.

Oh Corey, will you ever not be a busta?

I was always under the impression that Mary Sues were exclusively fan fiction characters.

Doing this test with Kinky Kunoichi and the elseworlds narrative I attributed to it. I'm still gonna make that season 2 with Titmouse on board.

There's nothing wrong with using phrases other than "said", so long as you use "said" alongside those other phrases, and sometimes drop the verbs entirely in favor of free-standing dialogue alongside non-speaking actions done by the characters speaking.

MY HERO ACADEMIA - Not a bad cut for this OP. Gran Torino > The Mule. Anime Law of Physics #44 won't help you this time, Deku. Gran Torino sure knows how to dodge. Well he was planning on being a hero like Batman with preptime and everything before One for All came his way. Heh, he actually managed to scratch him. It's a little late to call the three-second rule on those. [insert first ending theme here] Shigaraki's name has the character for death in it; that makes a startling amount of sense. Cute poses, they always pop up where you least expect them. Bakugo's hair. [BOMB!] Like I said, Momo, you're thinking a little too hard about this. Hey there, cop guy. It took you that long to find out he was mute, or at least unintelligible? Doze are some huge lips. Turns out Nomu was a fusion gone wrong all along. Well, that was a sudden interruption in my recording. All Might's frightened, shit's getting real. Yeah, I'm actually rooting for Stain here. Wait, why'd he attack the bartender guy? I'm kinda glad he's wearing that giant hand, 'cause based on what I'm seeing he really shouldn't smile. "We don't have a healer in our party, you know." Dammit Shigaraki this is not a video game. RE-JECTED. What makes Hosu so special that Stain wants to kill so many heroes there? Some of the heroes in that article look familiar. ...What the fuck, Skittles. But Deku already has weird habits. [mumble mumble] Ah, adventures in socioeconomic land use. WE'RE CRIME FIGHTING TONIGHT, MAH BOI. FUCK YEAH SHIBUYA. Having written about a future variation of the area, it feels good to hear anime acknowledge it. (I hope the Police Building makes a cameo! ) And he mentioned small fights breaking out, that's a subconscious parallel to my Great Yakuza War if I've ever seen one. CURSE YOU, DA RULES! And that there's why Stain hates self-proclaimed heroes. He's into the whole posing thing too. There's just something about red sunsets. "I get the idea you enjoy picking on me." We all enjoy picking on you, Handjob Man. So Stain's an anti-villain then. Dang, these guys make the first Nomu look relatively normal by comparison. More skirmishes at night, yep that's definitely the Great Yakuza War he's alluding to. "You kids these days and your cellular telephones." Wow, the turbulence arrived faster than I expected. FUCK YEAH GRAN TORINO. That noise is making me uncomfortable. Iida, you fool, never go down a dark alley at night alone. That's what this guy gets for culturally appropriating the Native Americans. I don't know whether to call Iida brave or reckless right now, but damn does he have a huge pair of balls. Aw shit, I forgot he introduced himself with his brother's moniker. Iida status: boned. Aw shit, these are last week's credits. NARUTO SHIPPUDEN - Seriously, what is it this season with Guy being carried off by giant birds? BORUTO: NARUTO NEXT GENERATIONS - Like her sister before her, Hanabi a best girl. Never mind, guess he's fighting her this week. CHENGXI HUANG SAKUGA SPOTTED. "Are you really taking this seriously?" He's an Uzumaki, of course he isn't. I love this guy's action animation direction. It's nice to see she's humoring the possibility of it appearing at a later date. I just realized his bangs look like an upside-down leaf. I never thought I'd see the day Naruto would be drinking a beer. Does Hanabi have the hots for her nephew? TOO BAD. It's strange seeing Naruto as the mature one, though considering his poking logical holes in Guy's "Seasick Fist" story earlier, I shouldn't be too surprised. Hey, he's his family too. These two are getting along much better than I expected. Well, you know what they say about children being unpredictable. THAT'S A BINGO~. Yeahhhh I think this show is incest-shipping these two. MOOOOOOOOOOON! In which Sarada is more than just Boruto's classmate. I'm not surprised she's on the honor roll. He's only into Kagemasa for his cool Jinyu shades. Something something controversial Tweeters. Look, Boruto, look with your special eye! Damn, male Jinyu got fat. "Go away before I eat your camera." Damn fat people and their crazy acrobatics. "Damn, this was my good jacket!" Thanks for the assist, Sarada. You aren't a ninja if you don't use diversionary tactics whenever you can. She takes after her mother more than her dad, and I like that about her. It's raining junk food! Another victim saved. I feel like that was originally "Bakamasa". And now Himawari is the chuunibyou. DRAGONBALL SUPER - This episode will have sexy results~. In the end, it was Piccolo who was the key to Gohan's improvement all along. What the fuck happened to your voice Oolong. Their training is literally just standing there and screaming. Even Roshi's bored with it. He does it so easily because of his third eye. A WILD CUTE GIRL APPEARS! Nobody cares about Chiaotzu. You now have Roshi's attention. Tien's the only serious character in this show, that's the joke. Why do I find this obvious sexual harassment so funny? I never realized how many of these monks had sameface. He'll explain everything in due time. The miniskirt is very important, allows for increased mobility. Darkness always lies in the rear end. Smart move staying outta this, Goku. He's so old he's shooting steam from his nose instead of blood. I can't say I'm surprised by his refusal. Well, there's always Yamcha. IT'S BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA! This time, with zombies. About time Toonami got itself another darkhorse, and I'm glad this is the horse they chose. Oh look, a Space Aussie. Dang, Cabba's got balls. He's bald because he chooses to be, there's no shame in that. Yeahhhhh that definitely sounds petty. A BIG FREAKING DEAL. First you blow yourself up, now this. You are useless, Chiaotzu. You'd be surprised at how sturdy his bones are for his age. Don't be distracted by the vagina, Roshi. CROTCH SHOT. And then he was a buff zombie. What the fuck is coming out of your back, Tien. Extra arms, apparently. FINISH HIM! You'd be surprised what you can contract on Yardrat, be it Instant Transmission or a killer heart virus. Welp, I'm out of comments. APOLOGIZE. And so the roster is complete. DAWN OF THE FINAL DAY: EIGHT HOURS REMAIN. Oh, so that's why Oolong sounded different. If not for that chick with the scarf over her lower face, I wouldn't even consider finding out more about that Mortal Engines movie. MOB PSYCHO 100 - Ooh, all the stops! Mob's face is looking pretty QUALITY this week, even for this show. Mob don't give a shit about your stupid hierarchy. I don't know what an Ochimusha is, but it sounds lewd. TOO FAST FOR YOU. Aww, Mob just wants peace. I didn't know you could do telekenesis on yourself. That's me in the book smarts category. I dunno, knowing Reigen said it doesn't really change its in-universe legitimacy. IT'S SAKUGA TIME. Yep, this kid's delusional. Oh hey, he can still transform. DIMPLE NOOOOOO. Now that's how you make sexual harassment funny. When someone asks you to "do them a solid", DON'T. Wow, what an ass. BURRRRRRRN. HIROMITSU SEKI SAKUGA SPOTTED. Wow, lookin' pretty ugly there, dood. WE KNIFIN' AROUND NOW. Wait, what happened to his bangs. This is the kind of thing Saitama would find funny, I bet. I personally can't wait to watch more Shivering Truth, but I can't help but worry that [as] is advertising it more as a straight horror than a horror-comedy fusion like the pilot. TIE SWORD. Yep, he's nuts. That's some deep shit, Mob. Some cold shit, too. WHY YOU LITTLE! A punch so pathetic that he can't even laugh at it. Damn, that's a dark flashback. Oh shit, the counter just got interrupted. WE ???% NOW. And then he was naked. His powers are being sucked right out of his dick. Well, that's one way to teach your opponent humility. EPIPHANY. And now we're back to the regular counter, already in progress. Sometimes a misunderstanding is the best way to see the outcome. Apart from almost getting the life choked out of him, yeah he's fine. Hello, frog friend. Ritsu's a good brother. That sounds pretty bad too. So he wasn't direct collateral damage after all. I assume "ochimusha" means "naked weirdo". OR MAYBE HE WAS. JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE: DIAMOND IS UNBREAKABLE - What an awkward reunion. Who'd have thought that a baby of all things could be a STAND user, y'know? Mmm, rainbow ice cream. Through manga, unity. These two are such nerds, I love it. This is the most tense doorbell ring ever. HAAAAAAAAND! What a creepy fellow. So creepy, he scared away the theme song. Oh no, he's voiced by Vic. And his hair... even by JoJo standards, I can't wrap my head around it. Oh well, at least his pen nib earrings look cool. I like the triangle-shaped bookcase. Never trust a room with a clown in it, especially if it's a picture. This is Koichi's visit to Tonio's, so when does the fucked-up shit go down? He works alone, he lives alone, he has sex alone. I sorta get it, I mean, I don't have any assistants helping me out with Kinky Kunoichi, and I'm not much of a people person either... Wait what's he doing with that spider. And now I know why you guys complain about fictional works being unrealistic so much. Oh god that is so disturbing I can't help but laugh. Moments like this always end in vomit. He's also going to get something to clean up his puke with. Don't worry, Koichi, it's only natural to be disturbed by Vic Manga-ka. This show sure loves the phrase "the willies". SHUEISHA. That manga sure has one powerful aura. What if it's the STAND user? Oh wow, they actually got that name past the lawyers. YOU HAVE TO BE THE MANGA, KOICHI. First Asuna, now Koichi, which anime character will Vic molest next? Not how we hoped to learn Koichi's life story. And then he learned the plot thus far. And they kept Yukako's STAND's name too, amazing... Huh, I forgot what Act 2 looked like. Such a fabulous pose. He added a footnote in someone else's life story, that madman! SHIT COUNT: 3. You heard it here first, folks, Hazamada tortures small animals and plays with himself in public. Rohan the Troll Flamer. This guy is like me in many ways. And just when I thought the similarities would stop, it turns out we both write for the sake of it. Rohan is the most relatable character in this show. On the topic of perfect inspirations for your ultimate masterpiece, here's mine. This man is absolutely crazy and I love him, no homo. Though seeing those two walk away like nothing that happened in that house happened is a little unnerving. How it feels to get mindfucked. REPLY TO ANGEL 1: "How much weight is that in American?" About 40 pounds, or 10 henways. IT'S AN ENEMY STAND! And then he was the chick from 50 First Dates. Your body wants its missing 20 kg back and it don't wanna wait no more. Oh good, Josuke and Okuyasu are here, maybe they can help bring Koichi back to his senses. [DRAWING MANGA ANGRILY] Koichi's gonna get raped again. Neat, the ED changed up some. BLACK CLOVER - HEYUMP! They don't really get to do much, no wonder you're surprised at how good they are at their own stuff. Just be lucky those red strings of fate aren't strangling you right now. As they say, one arrow's a decent weapon, but three together are unstoppable, given you don't know where to break them in half. The animation looks so bad in these outsourced episodes but I can't help but enjoy seeing all the undoctored derp for myself. You say unbelievable too much, Fem!Grey. It's amazing that Charmy is, as Angel would say, the "least terrible" of these three. And here's Yami, waiting things out against his better judgement. At least this show knows to keep the ghosting frames out of the fight sequences. It's just a flesh wound! I'll hand it to Yami, he really wants these characters to develop beyond being insulting to lines. Well no shit it's "not actual gameplay", actual gameplay doesn't look that high-budget. Never say never, even if it's better to say never. Even Asta thinks Yami needs to get off his ass. So he can still fight, he just has to change it up a bit. GOTTA GO FAST(er). I've been waiting for that QUALITY frame to finally show up. Surprise, it's Vanessa's backstory. Damn, that's one lonely adolescence she had. (And apparently her witch getup is actually legitimate.) And then she became the first Black Bulls member to have two one-note gags. What surprisingly decent hand animation. And Finral gets some backstory too. Even as a kid, he was a coward. I already hate his brother and his smug face. What is it with Clifford Chapin lending his voices to all these assholes? First Bakugo, then that barely younger version of Noelle's oldest brother, now this douche. Yami's by far the wisest character in this show. REPLY TO ANGEL 2: "Joke's on you this show is already scraping the bottom of the barrel." You'd think at this point, the show wouldn't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence as barrels, but I guess that's what happens when Yami exists. [insert void of comments here] Gauche is actually pretty good as a foil to Grey. Am I the only one who finds it amusing that Charmy's using baseball terms as part of her attack when the sport's more Magna's gimmick than anyone else's? MULTIPLE ASTAS. Hee, that one has a henohenomoheji face. Whoa, he actually stabbed him, that changes things! Oh hey, we actually get one of these this week! They're pretty amusing if you don't hate the show to the core. Okay, not even I could hear Gordon that time. AND A NEXT EPISODE PREVIEW TOO! Damn, what was in the water this week? Best version of We Wish You a Merry Christmas ever. HUNTER x HUNTER - You couldn't even begin to fathom what's going through Gon's head right now. Pouf is so useless. FOR THE KING. Gon put the fear of god into Pitou's soul, that's what. Soooooo much interest. And then he turned into a centaur. Well fuck, that arm looks like something out of your nightmares. That don't sound so good. Damn, surprise character development! AAAAAAAND CLIFFHANGER. Never be an Instagram boyfriend. Welcome to the mindfuck, Youpi. I love how these characters think these possibilities through and are often correct in their assumptions. Push past your limits, Meleoron! Or let Knuckle do it for you, that works too. But the question is, will diplomacy work on ants? "My answer... is no." Aww shit it popped. Was that supposed to happen? Wow, his character developed way further than I'd thought it would. Not even the narrator can believe it! That arm face still looks freaky as fuck tho. You lost, but as far as Angel's concerned, you won big by surviving this fight. But if they go, who's gonna take you to the doctor? He was a bad guy, but he wasn't a bad guy. Jesus Christ, Knov, what the hell happened to your hair? I can barely understand half of what you're saying, dude. They're gonna kick Pouf's ass.

Ehh, Sheh's voice is a little high for Misato. Someone with a slightly older-sounding carefree voice like Allegra Clark or Erika Harlacher would fit Misato better, I feel.

I don't, but I reread my stuff sometimes to make sure everything looks good. With my current story (accessible via the first link in my sig), I reread the Word Doc before saving it to PDF, and then I reread the PDF the day before I post it. But if there's one thing regarding my written works I do out loud, it's self-discussing the plot and how I want certain scenes to go, which I mostly do while driving in my car.

Am I the only one who thinks Toonami had higher ratings in 2015 thanks to increased female representation was more because of fanservice and not more women watching?

That's the power of Filler Hell at work.

How strange that Naruto's the sanest one this week.

This episode is going to end with so much vomit.

This is some child-friendly after-school special shit.

It's a little older than that, my man.

(rock the boat) DON'T ROCK THE BOAT BABY (rock the boat) DON'T TIP THE BOAT OVER (rock the boat)

I habeeb it's called the Loopy Fist.

What is it with Guy and getting carried off by giant birds this month? FUCK YEAH MEGALOBOX PROMO.

Orochimaru style, how you like it? SINKHOOOOOOLE.

WRONG TYPE OF VISUALIZATION, GUY.