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Drunkenwarrior

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  1. Heart attacks are so beta
  2. Nope, it's broken forever.... You'll just have to get used to cold showers
  3. Stop farting so much
  4. Same brah...but I think it's a slow crawl back to the light. Takes time
  5. Wiggle the wires and shit
  6. barefoot, pregnant and illiterate.....just the way i like em
  7. They can't fool me with their kindness....I"m too crazy to be got
  8. Welp I'm thoroughly aroused
  9. That's gay as fuck bro
  10. Well shit...
  11. What about his back?
  12. Yaknow you're probably right.... He's just trying to get me to lower my guard
  13. "build an orphan workshop" what a great business idea
  14. Teach me your ways, bitter master
  15. Well this ain't a pissing contest, scrooge.... But seriously, I'm sorry to hear that
  16. "ballpit" is what I call my monthly D&D meet up
  17. They do something cool Like give me Christmas weed
  18. Oh an old fashioned kinda lady huh?
  19. I'll sacrifice you
  20. Only Because they never talk to you
  21. Sometimes you have to make sacrifices
  22. I would be disappointed any other way
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