GuyBeardmane

Famifap. Foodfamifap.

Left-handed ones, even.

Tom Cruise was the volleyball.

I'm not soggy.

BAR HAR HAR HAR HAR DA EXPLOSIONS

lol dew. Doo. Doodoo. Poop.

I mean his last name already has "Shat" in it.

Nope. That's a different thing. Doki Doki Literature Club is just fun times with Monika.

Nothing scary. Just Monika.

You know what's a good cure for a scare? Literature. You should play Doki Doki Literature Club. Nothing scary there.

I am curious. What is it that you're feeling? Hope it's good. Haiku.

Then you'll just have to criticize THE PERFECT CAST (this time I'm referring to A Goofy Movie)

Circle Jerk of Futa.

You can sing the lyrics from the "Gaston" reprise to the tune of "Be Prepared." Lefou, I'm afraid I've been thinking A dangerous past time, I know But that crazy old coot is Belle's father And his sanity's only so-so Now the wheels in my head have been turning Since I looked at that loony old man See, I've promised myself I'd be married to Belle And right now I'm evolving a plan So prepare for a chance of a lifetime Be prepared for sensational news A shining new era Is tiptoeing nearer And where do we feature? Just listen to teacher I know it sounds sordid But you'll be rewarded When at last I am given my dues And injustice deliciously squared Be prepared

As a ghost he's incorporeal and can't interact with physical objects. If he DOES become corporeal, Earl will lay him flat. Also Bruce Campbell is the best Campbell.

Who would make up the perfect cast of a film you were adapting from an existing property? I would make a Lupin the Third movie with Benicio del Toro as Lupin, Idris Elba as Jigen, Stephen Chow as Goemon, Tia Carrere as Fujiko, and Chow Yun Fat as Inspector Zenigata.

Earl goes over easily, because Glen Campbell died in August and the soup will only slow him down until he makes a BM.

I mean you got me there.

That's because you're not a lady like Hank Venture and I.

A gentleman never asks and a lady never tells.

True, but they also brought in Baloo to play the cheez-it guitar.

Does this mean Naz is Lust and Kevin is Envy?

That's not an ass, that's a dog! You thought you could fool me, but I know my animals.

It's this one.

Aw shit. I knew this day would come.