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Vodkajellyshot

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  1. i would not worry if i was you.. noone is putting you down at all .. you are actually one of the most genuine people here/ was on AS as well..genuine creates respect
  2. I do not know much about her.. but omg she is hawt !!
  3. Hi CAC ..how are you ?
  4. wb.. i did notice a thread or two ? from people missing you in your absence
  5. <--- Smiles n waves hellooo
  6. i was wondering after all these years you'd like to meet ?
  7. somehow i know you are going to swim away n make me sad
  8. looks at my game discs.. yeah ok ps 2 god of war 1 n 2 then 3 must have been ps3 only and i did not have a ps 3
  9. wilson is that you ?_?
  10. i can not remember which number god of war was ps only .. but the first few where xbox as well
  11. celsius is a great day .. it has been mid 30 here lately.. wayyyy to hot
  12. its me
  13. exactly.. a v8 4x4 (disco)ery is sort after/collectable now
  14. Hello! Is this Gordon's Pizza? No sir - it's Google Pizza. I must have dialled a wrong number. Sorry. No Sir - Google bought Gordon's Pizza last month. OK. May I order a pizza please. Do you want your usual, sir? My usual - do you know me? According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called, you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses - sausage - pepperoni - mushrooms and meatballs on a thick crust. OK - that's what I want . May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta - arugula - sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat, gluten free, thin crust? What? I detest vegetables. Your cholesterol is not good, sir. How the hell do you know? Well, we cross-referenced your home phone number with your medical records. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years. Okay, but I do not want your rotten vegetable pizza! I already take medication for my cholesterol. Excuse me sir, but you have not taken your medication regularly. According to our database, you only purchased a box of 30 cholesterol tablets once, at Chemist Warehouse, 4 months ago. I bought more from another Chemist. That doesn't show on your credit card statement. I paid in cash. But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement. I have other sources of cash. That doesn't show on your last tax return unless you bought them using an undeclared income source, which is against the law. WHAT THE HELL? ! I'm sorry, sir, we use such information only with the sole intention of helping you. Enough! I'm sick to death of Google - Facebook - Twitter - WhatsApp and all the others! I'm going to an island without internet - cable TV - where there is no mobile phone service, and no one to watch me, or spy on me !! I understand sir - but you need to renew your passport first. It expired 6 weeks ago!
  15. i have no idea what the animal crossing bs is.. but this.. yeah..https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/bendigo-region/campervans-motorhomes/unique-motorhome/1144608630
  16. stalker !!
  17. i got myself a 2 door ..woot
  18. they did the same with a ps only god of war ? while i had an xbox a few years back.. bastards
  19. a summer's day on the south pole ?_?
  20. i was thinking the threads in general over the last few days have been a lill boring as well
  21. rolls you on your side so you don't swallow your tongue
  22. i didn't even imagine i was equal to a grain of sand in the whole scheme of stuff
  23. super glue n band aid that vag back up .. n then go again ..fixed
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