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"The extension is worth $156 million in new money with $73.716 million fully guaranteed at signing."

Texans already said they don't want to trade him and his only leverage is potentially sitting out half the season. Doubt his demands keep up into September. He ain't gonna retire. He only gets traded if the Texans decide to blow it all up and stockpile picks.

He doesn't call the plays and isn't a QB guru, basically a glorified RB coach for a team that doesn't even run the ball. Kafka might get hired before Bienemy. Other OCs under Reid that didn't call plays (Pat Shurmur, Brad Childress, Matt Nagy, Doug Pederson) have had mixed success as head coaches. Still surprised some team hasn't taken the plunge. Maybe he's a bad interview.

Thank God this is the last time I ever have to see Kevin King in a Packers uniform.

Just when I thought Mike Pettine couldn't be any worse, he reveals he was Gregg Williams all along.

Matthew Stafford and the Lions have agreed to part ways, and the 49ers are rumored to be the most likely destination.

Mahomes says he cleared concussion protocol. Eagles hired Colts OC Nick Sirianni as HC. No Josh McDaniels. Texans talking to Josh McCown and Jim Caldwell for HC job.

Brian Daboll not interested in Eagles job. Josh McDaniels "prime candidate." Please yes. 😆 Jaguars Urban Meyer Jets Robert Saleh Falcons Arthur Smith Lions Dan Campbell Chargers Brandon Staley Texans Jim Caldwell, Eric Bienemy, Leslie Frazier, Matt Eberflus, Joe Brady, David Culley Eagles Josh McDaniels, Todd Bowles, Eric Bienemy, Joe Brady

Jets got a good coach. The Falcons... 😐 Jaguars Urban Meyer Jets Robert Saleh Falcons Arthur Smith Lions Dan Campbell, Eric Bienemy, Marvin Lewis, Todd Bowles, Darrell Bevell Texans Brandon Staley, Jim Caldwell, Eric Bienemy, Joe Brady Chargers Brian Daboll, Brandon Staley, Joe Brady, Eric Bienemy Eagles Joe Brady, Brian Daboll, Mike Kafka

Urban Meyer about to coach Trevor Lawrence in Jacksonville. Falcons Arthur Smith, Eric Bienemy, Joe Brady, Robert Saleh, Brandon Staley, Todd Bowles, Raheem Morris, Nathaniel Hackett Lions Dan Campbell, Eric Bienemy, Robert Saleh, Arthur Smith, Marvin Lewis, Todd Bowles, Darrell Bevell Texans Brandon Staley, Jim Caldwell, Eric Bienemy, Arthur Smith, Joe Brady, David Culley, Leslie Frazier, Marvin Lewis, Jerod Mayo, Tim Kelly, Josh McDaniels, Matt Eberflus Chargers Brian Daboll, Brandon Staley, Arthur Smith, Robert Saleh, Joe Brady, Eric Bienemy, Matt Eberflus, Jason Garrett Jets Robert Saleh, Arthur Smith, Brian Daboll, Brandon Staley, Eric Bienemy, Matt Eberflus, Don Martindale, Marvin Lewis, Aaron Glenn, Matt Campbell, Dan Mullen, Patrick Graham Eagles Joe Brady, Arthur Smith, Brian Daboll, Robert Saleh, Todd Bowles, Kellen Moore, Mike Kafka, Duce Staley, Jerod Mayo, Lincoln Riley

WTF is this shit?!

Vegas about to get delay of game on 2-pt conversion and Broncos call time out. Raiders convert and now Denver has 24 seconds and no timeouts. Fangio should be fired.

I used WaniKani when I started learning kanji. Forgotten most of it at this point though.

Last day of 2020 and David Bakhtiari tears his ACL in practice. 😬

The cooler contents were voted upon and mayo got the nays.

Maybe Kyle Trask's problem isn't that he locks onto receivers, but that he can only see white. 🤔

I scored the most points in the final week. I believe that makes me the emperor of fantastical handegg.

I'm told its the last place finisher of the consolation bracket.