Daos

Return to this place in 7 and a half million years.

You sureeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?

Nope no stakes, dragonballs can fix anything.

Not good enough, need SAO 3 and Gun Gale Alternative power hour.

He... didn't leave a map. That old guy had part of a map and gives it to Poe. Kylo says they got the other part from the Imperial archives. R2 accesses the entire Imperial network on the Death Star which is how he got that same part of the map as the First Order. He was in sleep mode all those years looking for it. They put the map together and HOPED that's where Luke went. So no, he didn't leave a map. And if he did, why would he split it apart like that? Really ......tell me more. Or no..... don't because you're wrong. The map to Skywalker was a holographic star map of part of the galaxy that showed the location of the first Jedi Temple on Ahch-To, where Luke Skywalker was hiding in exile.[1] Kylo Ren described it as a transgalactic navigational chart.[2] During their conflict with the Resistance, the First Orderrecovered part of the map from the Archives of the Empire,[1]while Lor San Tekka was given a portion of the map by Skywalker. Skywalker's droid, R2-D2, also received a portion of the map from his master, then went into low-power mode to protect the data. It was impossible to distinguish where the map led without both portions. [3]

I bet all the other universes love Goku for getting this thing started.

Oh geeze Ben, Mark Hamil changed his mind after the movie came out? You don't really believe that do you? Luke just "thought" about killing his nephew? He was in his room with a lightsaber switched on. Killing an innocent child is in no way similar to killing Vader, murderer of billions and scourge of the Universe. The Leia Poppins scene as people refer to it, was awful. Leia wasn't shown to be particularly strong in the force and had zero training her entire life. In her entire life through many life threatening situations she never showed the capacity for an ability like that. Also if you get blown into space by a massive explosion, you die. Also if you're in space without a spacesuit for 15 seconds, you die. Also, Legendary War Hero Admiral Ackbar gets obliterated to make way for a terrible character. None of the Rebellion really seems to care. Anakin was the chosen one, and couldn't do anything without training except fly stuff really well. If you want to argue she's not a Mary Sue... good luck there. She can't act. She doesn't even like her own acting. She thinks she did bad in the first film. JJ Abrams called her acting "wooden." Her entire purpose is to be a self insert character like Kristen Stewart in Twilight. It was obvious Finn wasn't going to do any damage with his last ditch attack? You're really reaching here. How did Rose suddenly catch up to him btw? He was going max speed in a straight line? Power of love? Weaponized hyperspace is ridiculous, and completely destroys the concept of all space combat in Star Wars. Ships don't interact with each other in hyperspace. I have no idea what you're talking about or what Clone Wars series you're talking about since i kinda lost interest after the prequels, but gravity wells pull ships out of hyperspace, not because ships have a "failsafe" that they can "turn off." Otherwise the entire concept of Interdictor star destroyers would have been pretty stupid, since you could toggle your safety off and jump out. Given that someone just wrecked a ship 8 times bigger than a Super Star destroyer and 6 other star destroyers with some cruiser, everyone in the galaxy would be using this tactic, even if they somehow hadn't thought of it for the last 4000 years which is also ridiculous. Hey so the First Order just lost Starkiller base and a ridiculous number of personnel, how exactly did they suddenly take over the galaxy? Snoke must have been a hell of a money manager with his force powers helping, because he's somehow able to produce bigger superweapons AND bigger ships than the empire despite having almost no territory? The Force Awakens literally just happened, now the First Order rules the galaxy? It's been a day. So no, you can't destroy the New Republic undo the last 30 years and suddenly elevate some tiny faction to having control of the galaxy out of nowhere just so you can redo the whole Rebellion thing with our cast as the plucky underequipped underdogs who I have a feeling are going to score an improbable victory against the First Order in the final movie. I know Marvel movies make a lot of money and have tons of jokey stuff constantly, but Star Wars isn't Marvel. It doesn't work nearly as well here. Long story short, JJ Abrams movie wasn't very good, but Rian's was bad enough to wreck the franchise. TFA made 936 mil domestic, TLJ made 619 and dropped 65 percent it's second week. It also has the worst fan reviews of any Star Wars movie ever. The Phantom menace beats it by 13 points. In fact, most of the horrible Transformer movie sequels beat it. That horrible new Jurassic World sequel beats it. Solo made 213 mil and lost Disney money because it came out right after fans were pissed about TLJ. Not because of Fatigue. Marvel releases like 5 movies a year, never been a problem for them.

To fuse with another lifeform and undergo a miserable existence of horrible pain and agony and then die a tragic death? =P Or other stuff?

Nay, they never do enough with the references to actually be funny. If they actually did Chrono Trigger and Final fight references and made it funny, I'd love it.

Police chiefs voice from the real Detective Conan.

So does the FLCL franchise have any other tricks up its sleeve aside from being really really weird? This isn't working for me.

WHOA WHOA WHOA are they using the NGNL opening????? Not the opening, but it's this

Fat people are immoral. They're just bad people.

That's really stupid. M Night Shyamalan would approve.

Altered their collective memory? Uhhhh so he's a sorcerer?

Guy has weird eyes.

Japan hated it?

Oh no Buu got kicked, his only weakness!

Erwin, the blonde commander guy?

They tried that after Cell. They let him come back to earth anyway while he was still dead.

But I liked tsundere Videl.

Hey hey, only like.. 7 or 8. Some are exempt.

It's still another 30 episodes before this gets good =P

Deku gets punched in the balls! Judges will allow it!