death_by_motorboat

i heard an admin has to approve a membership, so i dont believe that

to answer to what to do about it, ...? i dont know enough about it. i know way back in his day he started on all the sensitive subjects that he could. his favorite one was something from the media at the time, i dont know if wasnt gay marriage, it must have been abortion of trans issues i cant rremember. but he trolled for a few weeks when he was TIC_core, the i hadnt seen him much for quite some time. he was a bit of a troll and insulting towards everyone starting around the end of lith. now he's shown up here just being insulting for no reason. i never liked the obnoxiousness thats why sometimes i feel like he should be challenged to even speak about it. and give him reasons to think aout it, by just insulting him back. i figure thats his level

you know what i mean right? like a five year old temper tantrum. it only works if mommy sees it.

thats because hes stupid and thinks people care.

when i explained i over shot my mark, she said she didnt even remember that i said that.

She wanted an opinion or maybe she was so excited that she just wanted someone to read it. I didnt volunteer to read her stuff because there were a few notebooks full of stuff, and i dont think i would want to read it in someone's handwriting anyway. plus, im not a very committed reader most of the time. so anyway i was also nervous she asked me because for some reason, i felt like i had to give her a very complimenting and detailed opinion. so i picked a small detail of the story to try and come up with a quick opinion. her story was about two lovers that missed their chance to fall in love, and the woman loses the man because he went on a romantic boat trip for couples with another woman. So at the last minute she tried to stop the boat but she missed it, and it was too late. they fell in love and got married and lived together forever, stealing from her that true love, and any chance she would have to be happy. she dies alone. so my nervously clumbsy critique, was that i think she should start using connections regarding the deeper nature of words and expression in the story, not that she should change the story. I told her that attention to language and more original connections would make her happier and make her work more personal to her. like instead of saying "She missed the boat," try "The ship of destiny left the docks that day," because a "boat of destiny" has less impact. or something that just has more grit and strength to its idea the reader will be experiencing. so i had to apologize because the way i explained it sounded like i had this expert level knowledge, about phrasing things to have notoriety, and more meaning, when actually a ship and a boat are not interchangeable metaphorically most of the time. so my opinion was shit that day, and i probably sounded like a snob

eat shit.

yes i know you can type.

ok boss, just keep writing checks your ass cant cash. i'll sit here and keep pretending you matter.

you talk to pillows?

well that way, you have someone to talk to.

i want a coffee pot that serves me freshly made coffee without programming and cleans itself a coffee robot

when you're runnin down the street, and a splish splash hits your feet, its diarrhea, diarrhea when you really gotta go and it dont matter where no more, its diarrhea, diarrhea

i was following about 35 users, and it really is easier to just keep an eye on the folder than to read all the notifications

i unfollowed everyone because there were over 200 notifications in my inbox per day.

those greedy bastards.

yes, MacDonald Brothers Farming Technologies Incorporated, but the younger MacDonald had to stay home and take care of his sick mom, while old MacDonald went to expensive business school with their only inheritance. young MacDonald had to prostitute himself to pay his mother's hospital bills, and old MacDonald never even shared the profits.

name his business after himself..... TWICE... ex. "MacDonald and MacDonald, Business Pigs" but there is really only one MacDonald.

i forgot my oven mitts before while moving sheet pans

the second is better.

80 year old virgins

sloths are cool would be the general idea?

ftfy

she knows we dont mind farts, right? you can FART... its not embarrassing. i personally think its funny when chicks fart.