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death_by_motorboat

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  1. Maybe there won't be itchy stubble with waxing
  2. The crime here is not so much Harvey's penis, But moreso, Harvey's penis. It's an abomination. He sould be castrated obviously.
  3. Na it's all fat rolls and a little 2in chub
  4. No this seriously happened
  5. Harvey Weinstein used to pimp me out. He made me learn how to open wine bottles with my sphincter. He demanded I cook breakfast at 2am when he pumped my ass and forgot about his eggs. He then paid me $5.21.
  6. If really I got wishes It's be to invent a permanent answer of the reality I chose and the circumstances I chose, and life just ends and I become stone.
  7. Did you just start spanking it in front of me?
  8. Corn Stalk - 1) the green rooted plant corn grows on 2) when Phillies hunts for a mate in farm country
  9. I would open a store you can smoke Read news papers and gamble.
  10. Right Now Or Possibly Tomorrow ya know what whenever you're ready take your time but you're giving me $1million
  11. We should go get our ass cracks waxed together cookie
  12. What would you do
  13. If I thought that Billy Squire's Everybody wants you was an INXS song my whole life? BTW everybody wants yew
  14. One of those.... A-DROP-IN-THE-BUCKET.... scenarios... When you want to quote And just can't fuckin' recall?
  15. Amazing is a good way to feel
  16. You picked it out for me <3
  17. And I'm trollin a deeper understanding of Misfits wretchin and chokin for an inhaler Of punk.... Dont want to hear themselves Cryin cause it break mommies hearts.... Their lil ninjas max The effort to be rude To a broken fact To have attitude
  18. He's the rebel leader with the ingenuity To over throw Darth Coffee
  19. Specifically me? Or anyone....?… Tanks off limits if you ask me. Bitch can ride but my tank is MY FUCKIN TANK
  20. So I still haven't told you motherfukers what happened last winter okay here we go so I don't know about October 15th I got evicted and at from high school I got to see some old faces I found some work laboring for a concrete masonry guy and did some construction work on the side it was the same guy that owned the building that a room I was staying in I did for trips to the ER for freezing then almost freezing to death that have tragedy in their lives sometimes you can see the real them a lot easier than if they were complete strangers My mom brought me back to and within my next disability payment I f******rented a real cheap pad I've been where I've been chillin Got straight pinned there was coyotes chasing me one night and I was thinking I burned down a garage by accident cause I had to abandon my fire But it didn't Pennsylvania good it didn't evan
  21. A fork lift for escaping his 800 pound body during fire related accidents.
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