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death_by_motorboat

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  1. Gifts are a weird way to say you hate me. Also, whoever these penguins are for, Has a horrible taste in sweaters.
  2. Psh. If anyone feels bad it's me. I wasn't good enough.
  3. They should have put a cheap stripper on the ballot people would have freaked out and unanimously elected her
  4. Ok it aired out now :barf:
  5. He looks like a casino owner.
  6. Do you hear that? Why is it silent in here? I suspect a evil spectre.
  7. I'm glad you're enjoying this.
  8. Eww. They should not be allowed to poop like that.
  9. Then I found out she fucks anyone And is constantly drunk. I dropped her off at a mental hospital And never looked back. She also gave our kids to charity And believes the Bible.
  10. Jury of 12 men for her to molest No wonder what's taking so long LAXATIVES!!!
  11. Oh shit, they can aim?? I'mma go get a police. Dirty women.
  12. Out their vajayjay hole?
  13. If you're really bitchy and can't agree, Check your pants and see if you Indeed are missing the masculine Parts necessary to present Danger and competition. Remember A penis is required for you to be taken As a serious contender.
  14. Isn't the scariest house where you keep Our guests?
  15. Well certainly not when it's that small It doesn't Maybe when I'm older owo
  16. At my tiny karma. owo
  17. That's very helpful wow thank you **Eats $30**
  18. We can put him on a horse, cut an incision on his abdomen, pull out his intestine and nail it to a pole, and slowly walk the horse around the pole, until Harvey unravels.
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