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ok. sounds good. we'll hold down the fort for you.

also, nice pancakes

i thought so. but i was hoping that was you.

this frightens me

are they the real thing? on a real table? in front of the real you?

after that age its all self sustainability

yes i think that would be a relief

i understand. some are really good people that just have a weird sticktoitiveness

a lot of hippies think, "who would be cool if i quit?" my answer is the coolness in the universe will survive.

why arent you friends with hippies?

well then find two hippies and have them explain it to each other

hippy's need friendly advice too. smoking pot IS like the most complicated job. they dont want to slack on the responsibility. be a good friend and tell a hippy its ok to quit.

i dont have any

they are used to the abuse?

free diarrhea is expensive

nope. he was being a troll. she didnt poop at all.

the offline world is full of excitement. j/k

then there was this guy in a different room chatting for 20 minutes about nothing and the girl went back to dancing

told this girl she had the worst diarrhea he had ever seen. she replied, "fuck you" even i was embarrassed. how rude.

it was actually your destiny. the deer saw you going a little off track and he knocked you back in line.

sake, iced with a apple or pear slice i could drink a gallon of sake in about 2 hours and be whacked out good for a few hours.... i used to do that and practice japanese language classes and japanese drumming. sake, at the 750ml is pointless unless you have like $60 to $100 bucks.

you have to be scared of some really realistic problems, or be actually paranoid, the world might never even know

you could advertise an opinion, a calling, a cause, and association or fraternity, you could advertise any personal triumph at all. sometimes i'll just call it bragging. how much do you step your own boundaries...? i do it at 100% to knock the relative dependency out. people already know who you are 100% and that means they'll be no illusion in translation. its about at instinctive survival in the real world.

best feeling... sorry i was thinking you meant emotionally right off the bat.. the best feeling.... the moment anxiety goes away and you realize everything is okay.

wat is 9gag?