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death_by_motorboat

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  1. nope. haha, i felt like superman
  2. any j or k horror is worth a watch
  3. check if norikos dinner table is still there. that is a rock solid flick
  4. one time i was on a bunch of xanies and dank and i climbed up and electrical tower like 30 feet and slipped i fell directly on my back but i didnt feel anything because i was so high. then a coal cop (in the strip mines in PA theres patrolmen) caught us and he took my pipe
  5. good. suicide sucks dick. one time i tried to drive off the road, one time i laid down with a loaded shot gun in my mouth and flexed not knowing if god would end it (marginally), one time i hung myself and someone caught me, i used to take bottles full of pills and lay around and ache hoping i would die, i was a cutter a little but i hate that kind of pain. let me explain that a little pain in the soul isnt like pain in the body. im not afraid of eternal belonging, but physical pain scares the fuck out of me
  6. i really cant remember but i can believe that i love your mario icon
  7. i didnt see this post sorry bnjmy.... dont be sad
  8. wait who are you? i only know you by your screen name. do we really know each other?
  9. real real bad adrenaline addiction too. but i dont think i ever crossed the line
  10. thank you. im guessing that you knew i needed someone to reply? amirite?
  11. i know and yet i still feel like i lost the hottest cheerleader in the school and now shes with prince handsome
  12. i dont even think im human
  13. i quit a state job so i could do opiates and valium
  14. i used to beat my alcoholic wife senseless three times a week
  15. idunno the guilty are just supposed to carry the weight forever
  16. yeah but i almost killed somebody once and i feel like a nobody
  17. it makes me feel like im there for somebody. its a big relief that im not a nobody. and when i think about it, i owed him a friend. so i know i did the right thing. its peaceful and fulfilling
  18. i know dogs sometimes like them and cats will sleep anywhere they choose even in one of them sometimes i dont think cats return to the same place to sleep regularly though, they change things up
  19. thats not dope, its fermented ass sweat
  20. i want to steal your lying cheating mother
  21. do people in cali grow out of that accent? or when you meet someone can you guarantee that they will sound like a stoned surfer?
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