Cau

But wake up 4 hours later anyways

Sometimes, all though it's usually because I did something weird in my sleep that confuses me when I wake up like 2 hours before my alarm. Like somehow I've been waking up in different pajamas than I've going to bed in. This happens like once every few months now.

Idk if I like cuddles or not. Guess we'll find out

If I study you, will there be a test? How will I be graded?

Let's be sushi rolls

I'm a walking stick

My bedtime is whenever I feel like it.

YOU SHOULD HAVE CHECKED

You're a monster.

Your concern has been registered.

Sorry, I can only reveal that information to my best friend.

Okay, but I just want you to know that just because I'm your best friend that doesn't mean that you're my best friend.

moo

Dat blushi life https://imgur.com/gallery/GjO4z

I think I haven't seen it.

An Irishman sketched me nude once. That's about it.

Order up! Thank you for your business.

I'm an exacto knife

BE BAN CAU

Make a sculpture of me

I run 20:1 on average

And every moba and cowadoody

I'm a column

Everything where you can truly pwn n00bs. I like to give all the soybois a virtually pegging to show then who their Daddy really is