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Cau

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  1. You're the alpha we deserve.
  2. We learn something new every day
  3. She can have all of it. I've never been called doll before in my life and I loved every second of it
  4. I know. That doesn't make me love it any less
  5. I'm okay with this double standard
  6. Not anymore
  7. She's gonna put it in mine, then we're going to scissor
  8. I only shop in stilettos
  9. Also dear and hun. I'm in love with her now. I hope she takes me to be her wife.
  10. I've never laughed or smiled even once in my life
  11. 50k But I'm willing to take out another one
  12. What if I make you the beneficiary of my life insurance policy?
  13. What if I make you the beneficiary of my 401k?
  14. What if I give you my credit cards too
  15. What if I give you the password to my bank account?
  16. I don't want sloppy seconds
  17. Oh. Sorry, you have nothing to offer me then.
  18. What will kidney think?
  19. Christmas Oreos
  20. Actually pizza is happening. ?
  21. Unless she's willing to be sister wives with me.
  22. Fuck that, just give me bread sticks
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