discolé monade

why are you so...weird? and creepy?

hahaha. silly man.

i swear, you are ALWAYS without power in your area.

to show his love to his betrothed, a man got his bride's name tatooed on his penis, 'wendy' the couple went to honeymoon, in jamaica. at a nude beach the man notices another man with 'wy' on his penis, thinking the 2nd man was just flacid, he says 'oh, you have a woman named wendy too?' and proudly displays his penis tatoo 'wendy' the 2nd man says 'no mon,' an unleashes the monster that is his penis. 'it says, welcome to jamaica, have a nice day'

well, it's a radio commercial, to buy a new car. not from any particular dealer, just to buy a car. any budget can get you one...they say. buy a car.

it would seem so.

double meh

craziness, that's what.

i mean..my gawd. looks like witch craft. and no..i still have no clue how to work my chromebook sometimes. shut up.

do you bring her starbucks?

is that you?

it can feel like it. try breathing exercises. sit in a quiet place. 10 deep breaths in through the nose, and out the mouth~slowly. picture a calming place. repeat if necessary. feel better.

i make an excellent chicken po'boy. you need to come to georgia, so we can hook you up on some good food.

good for you. feel better now, k?

the processed foods that humans made for them.

poor murray. but he did look like he had a happy ending. omg why did i watch?

o m gawwwd why tho'?

there it is, the voice of reasoning.

you may want to rethink his diet. he may have been ok with this for a long time, but you know diet affects anal glands terribly. think about blue and also some rice/liver mix at least once a week. i used to mix up large pots of this for the pet rescue once a week. doggos were so much happier having it, and it is really good for them.

then have the groomer show you this time. your pupper will thank you for it. also. what do you feed him? i mean what kind of kibble?

you know..you can do that yourself. rubber glove, and squeeze that smelly puff of gross. if not..you should ask the vet HOW to, because once they get them, they will always get them.

well, when i turn the garden, i make sure to turn some ground a bit away from it. that way they have plenty of places to dig through, without headed to the 'sacred veggies'

do you at least put hot soapy water in the sink? i try to keep water in the sink during most of the day, so i can grap the rag and clean as i go.

squirrels birds armadillos (by default) possum. deer. foxes. ~ is that right? the plural of fox is foxes? seems weird. any stray that comes be~boppin' in the yard.

how old is he? is he sick? or, did you just piss him off and he's giving you the silent treatment.