discolé monade

in the spring of 2018, a small scadoxu multiflorus decided it was time to sprout. we are going to explore how this bulb began it's humble beginnings. it was a bulb that wanted nothing more than to present itself to the world. it had big dreams, and big desires. so as show the world it's bright and beautiful petals.

well, in all honestly, your rant that you are beginning, and the endless threads that will do nothing but get a negative reaction, you would be better served to log off here, and go to your 'support group'. i mean, that's what i would think someone with bipolar, that wants to help themselves would do.

but he's not racist. not even remotely. he even has the book. and i think his member card is up to date.

the best sub i ever had, was at a delicatessen in queens. off bay shore drive. OMG...best bread, best meat.

but your mom smokes, you said. and...you don't have to be IN the house. go to your car, go to a park. go away from people.

like seriously...why don't you smoke a joint? i am being cereal.

this one time, i was walking with friends. and smokin' the herbage. about 20 minutes later, i'm walkin' and talkin' and walked smack dab into a street sign. that was the only time i guess i punched myself in the face. oh yeah..there was that time i was pulling on something so hard, and lost my grip, and of fist to face. that hurt.

erm. well...alrighty then.

could you imagine? punching yourself in the face?

make sure to use a bic lighter. more power and you won't hurt your wee hand.

when the one here first opened. they were the bomb. now...they just suck.

every thread. i swear...every damn time. and every damn thread.

erm.... * =/= o just sayin'.

oh woe is you?

ew.

wait, i thought only her daughter had that 'good hair' also, i thought it was weird that earlier that day i made a thread about hair. and then she happens to bump into a power breed chica, that recommended the exact same product. weird. also...she needs some grease in that, and twist it up. stop being lazy.

you're just askin' for a mergin'.

i don't know. let's ask mr. owl. 'mr owl, how many noggers does it take to be helpful and courteous?' yeah...i got nothing, and i'm baby tired.

merge the chocolate with the milk.

rogue is so boss. **edit** i guess if i scrolled down far enough, i would have seen that.

could be that. or that he really likes 'helping' people choose yummy goodness. and since you're a regular, and probably as kind and polite as he is, he probably reciprocates that. i had a woman call me a n*gger when i worked at food lion many moons ago. i chuckled at her, and said 'bless your heart'. called me that again, finished ringing her up, bagged everything all proper (not putting her eggs on the bottom with cans on top), and offered to help her out to her car. she told me to get my n*gger hands off her stuff. i just chuckled again, and told her to have a nice day. sometimes it's just better to be nice than waste that energy at people that get pissed off when you, the employee, is having a bad day.

wait. why are there like 4 threads mashed into one?

good parenting skills. my kid hates her job. like, to the ends of the earth, but she is ALWAYS courteous and polite. they may be assholes at home, but out in public, act like you got some sense.

nothing wrong with basic. i love when i get alcohol discounts. they are rare, but they do happen. especially if i buy the 4 pack of wine (not coolers)

power breed. 'nuff said.