discolé monade

you chase your first dates around applebee's parking lot? and you wonder why you don't get a second date.

i think it's the full moon, and all the rain and grey. people just getting those winter blues, and lashing out for the sake of lashing out. and...you're good man. you're good.

well... we would love to have you. the daughter could stay with the other daughter for those couple weeks. she/they would love that. and you all could have her room. has t.v./xbox it would be pretty easy to accomodate you both tbh. and your off time take you to savannah.

whaaaa?

tempers were high, now that it's over... can we just get

nah. i mean...who would want to come to this state? it's the worst. >.>

that's like 30 minutes from us. also..they do chicken. also, i think they're an aslyum city and the mayor was on queer eye. but... we are literally right here.

but... but... aw man. fine. well...where in this gawd forsaken state?

yeah..this guy knew his stuff. he really tried his best to no destroy the cedar. but it was already pretty damaged from hurricaine matthew. it's...just a messy mess. we're gonna' have to have someone come in and trim all of it. because as you know...these electric line contractors are only in it to remove from the lines they can't/won't get into making things pretty.

mom's. amirite? but i get it. i'd buy it too, but i wouldn't get offended. just give it to the one dude that did want it.

midnight. gawd damnit.

wacky. gawd damnit.

that poor cedar. omg...it looks horrible. but the front has some light. and also pointed out that i'm going to have to get an arborist out here. so much overgrown trees. the magnolia needs it something terrible. and i made coffee for the guys. does anyone else do that? offer beverages to people that come out to service calls?

admit it. you don't have cinemax, but tune in anyway to wait for the every 38 second boob shot you get through the squiggly lines.

we had a dead bird in a nest that caught on fire. the most horrifying thing ever.

i'm glad you liked it, sort of. i mean...the cheesy 70's cinematography aside, it was a pretty solid movie.

it is. i could hear the cries of 'mercy'

the tree cutters are here early. i can hear the screams of the trees.

that sucks. and i'm sorry. but i wouldn't trust anything on here. take it to the geek squad.

i'd take it to a shop. that's the most solid info you're going to get. anything else is just....wack.

so, google didn't help you find the answer?

who?

but why? it's an awesome system, with the latest and greatest of.... i can't. omg...soulja boy. that fool.