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discolé monade

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  1. burrito bowl. seems appropriate.
  2. stay safe. all those people coming in, probably not washing their hands. are they at least giving you gloves to handle money, and what not?
  3. i hope you're right. i think testing for weed these days is just stupid.
  4. did you look this up? because i don't think you're going to be happy about this. Hair testing Hair follicle tests assess drug use for up to 90 days. After use, weed reaches the hair follicles via small blood vessels. Trace amounts may remain in the hair. Since hair grows approximately 0.5 inches per month, a 1.5-inch hair segment taken close to the scalp can provide a window of weed use for the past three months.
  5. have never had that done. but funny story, apparently if you drink a shit ton of water daily, you can test 'negative dilute' and ask to reapply in 6 months. true story.
  6. besides....the chances of you getting this virus is about the same as two baptists recognizing each other in the liquor store.
  7. instead of worrying, make sure you have shit in your house to get you through these next few weeks.
  8. happy day of birth!!!
  9. and honestly, the grill is by far the best way i've had them.
  10. so chicago is having fun (?)
  11. oh yeah. just came off 'mr. inbetween'. that was a fun ride.
  12. altered carbon 12 monkeys containment there's a few others that right now don't matter.
  13. well, it's not cooked together, at least not the way i do. but i guess 'ruin' fits, in your case.
  14. if that's the case, then sure. but you said, 'ruin'.
  15. i saw something, and now i shall refer to this self quarantine as being exiled for the good of the realm.
  16. you win. and for the rest of you heathens. there is nothing wrong with serving grilled asparagus with grilled salmon and garlic butter couscous. i'm no gordan ramsey, but i play a chef in real life. thank you for coming to my ted talk.
  17. did you fanboy ghostbusters into a janitor's life?
  18. how do you think my farts smell?
  19. or bees... ever watch a bee in a flower? they get in there...and their little front hands all rubbing the pollen in their face, and rubbing all over. now...imagine eating spaghetti...like a bee. yeah....now you see it.
  20. so, we have fire ant hills all over the place, i like to kick them, watch them all scramble. then i thought....can you imagine, living your life like it's a black friday walmart, everyday all day 'hey joe, can you get your ass our of my face' 'yeah frank, i would, but george's foot is in my eye' and those nurse ants, carrying all the larva, just screaming 'EXCUSE ME! GET OUT OF THE WAY! PRECIOUS CARGO! MAKE A HOLE' like 82 ant nurses screaming to get through.
  21. of the world, but i feel fine.
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