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discolé monade

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  1. thighs ( i strip that fat glob off) along with the skin, then bake it with the skin OVER the thigh. then drum stick, the inner filet of the breast (the part i think pat is talking about) that's it. now turkey....the whole damn thing. the neck, the liver, all of it. well...most of it.
  2. i mean, if we're not bringing back 80's pizza hut, then, what are they even doing?
  3. YAS!!! another great character. so talking with my bgf, they say NO to the impressions, and just base characters off those personalities. also, how are you insulting me with this? not at all. i'm not gay. i mean....according to margaret cho's mum, we ALL a little gay, but i'm not, maybe 3% gay. i know there's room for a straight drag king out there in the world.
  4. i can NOT get this out of my head. i submerged myself into the world of wonder and ru'paul for the last week (again) and i just KNOW i can pull it off. cab calloway, robert dinero, ricky ricardo. i want to know if there are any drag queens/kings in here, and i want to pick your brain. i also need suits, i'm looking at 'zoot suits', the suit styles of the 40's, 50's. but that is kind of a safe play. i don't plan on showing, only binding. and i don't plan on stuffing (lol, i'd be ridiculous and try to shove an eggplant size thing down there) i just want to try it. my friend says to go to shows, which i already plan, but they're only drag quens (still can learn plenty). i've been watching the youtubes, and i'm like, 'i look better than THAT'. the last time i latched onto somethng was watching all the seasons available of 'the great british bake off' and said, 'i can do that' and i did, and opened my own bakery/catering.
  5. literally watching her in this thread be like but my favorite is JUST when she gets ready to climax
  6. SHANK A BITCH!
  7. cats also run around like an idiot and maniac after a good stanky shit.
  8. cats get zoomies too.
  9. OH..i am totally ok with number. i'm NOT ok with my body thinking that number is doubled. *sigh* i'm ageless.
  10. 2 years later, we got one in the old jc penney, or part of it.
  11. how old do you ^think^ i am?
  12. ibuprofen, and work through it.
  13. wait...ghostbusters is cringy? so confused.
  14. oh yeah. my right knee is just waiting for the right moment. i almost didn't make it out of MOS school. but i literally 'tapped danced' in docs office to get off that base. happened during a 20 mile forced march. blew it out again during a 5k all base run, running 'indian sprints' to the top of the squad. ... ... and then working that pole..... BWAHAHAHAHAAAA
  15. well, we're going to see after this 1.5 weeks. i will do the prescribed stretches, and just continue upper body work outs. i have some from the v.a., but doc says i may need custom made. strange that some of us can walk on shoes like that. ; ]
  16. outside the diaper, down the leg, up the back. and that was the $$ diaper, trust. luv's is a damn good one. but even the parents choice/evil mart are better that some of the pricier diaper.
  17. drag king names. i think i want to be a drag king.
  18. both are wrapped like that. can't get them wet....so no pedi. yes i have high arches..... which give me 'barbie feet'
  19. bone spurs in both feet, with arthritis in the right. so...good news. got them pressured wrapped for 1.5 weeks, some steroids. it's because i'm getting back in shape. working out did it. see....beauty is pain.
  20. call a hooker. and do some cocaine. play black jack.
  21. FINALLY catching up on the last 2 seasons of ru'paul's drag race (s9 & 10). next will be ru'paul's allstars. and i'm going to say it here. i wish i could be someone's drag mother. AND i really REALLY think i could be a top notch drag king. j/s
  22. to..do what you want? ...any ole' time?
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