Professah Tex

your zanbakto thingys ultimate transformation is a giant dildo looking thing. It's only power is to vibrate ARMY OF ME WITH TELEKINESIS. We have now enforced carnivore death camps for all humans. Veganism is supreme law of the land. There will be no mention of cheeseburgers all agents that give into the deliciousness, the godly... :::

not this time naraku. Your attempt to stop time has transformed my army into time lords once stopped I exsist outside of time..we.. ARMY OF ME STILL KICKING! WANT CHEESBURGERS! and if I cant has you meat eating scum will perish. :::

dammit naraku. that's just extreme farsightedness so you couldn't see my haymaker comin. CHEESBURGERS!

You can't forsee the future without somehow altering the course of events so it doesn't happen. uses telekinesis to command and enslave the world to feed my army of me cheeseburgers!

you can only exsist in a blackhole. I have assembled an army of myself from parrelell universes and we have mastered the power of telekinesis to turn ourselves into one perfectly insync hive mind of vast knowlege and all of the universes secrets.

Hard to believe you have fan boys, but what does it pay? I wanna join. ::spin::

If you can find some of the more entertaining videos of hackers messing with them plz post, but I don't feel like sifting through them.. I did see one guy completely SHUT DOWN, and refund all the money from a scammer to their 'customers' which was so cool.. He did it with a R.A.T., and was ofcourse censoring a large amount of personal information while infuriating the "tech" over the phone. I have fucked with them, I used to work with hackers and they set me up with what to do a few times to make their day hell.. but I drink, and forget so much shit I can't remember basic IT stuff a lot so..

I watched a video of a microsoft devoloper doing this just because they woke him up it was hilarious.. Here's one that was farily amusing since I couldn't find it again.

a lot of these videos have long dry parts, and this is probably worse being a tutorial, but I do know fucking with these indian scammers is fun whether you have their level of computer skills or not.

Congrats. I am. : o

I'm friends with a dude on facebook to.. He's the only one. :::

you underestimate my skill with handcuffs

wait then who did I just handcuff?? *dog barks**eats face* :::

stop being temporary and get a real job! congrats.

^+1

The statute of limitations is no longer enforced, futhermore it has and always was just a gimmick like lie detector tests to get dumbos like you to spill the beans.. You're coming with me pal. *handcuffs*

you broke it. everyones leaving now and I don't look good in drag.

Well that significantly hurts the numbers..

7. I don't want to fight a walrus 8. I don't know where if anywhere I can buy a walrus 9. I dont want to travel to any native habitat of a walrus. 10. You are what you eat, and I am not the walrus

I've lost my vibrant sheen.

I'm honestly surprised by the number of females that frequent this place.

Though this isn't much better. :barf:

Time to bust out the alt..

bet it's me.

Someone has actually clicked the button on my raps? Well I;ve succeeded in something today. :420: :brownbottle: :beer: