Professah Tex

You can't forsee the future without somehow altering the course of events so it doesn't happen. uses telekinesis to command and enslave the world to feed my army of me cheeseburgers!

you can only exsist in a blackhole. I have assembled an army of myself from parrelell universes and we have mastered the power of telekinesis to turn ourselves into one perfectly insync hive mind of vast knowlege and all of the universes secrets.

Hard to believe you have fan boys, but what does it pay? I wanna join. ::spin::

If you can find some of the more entertaining videos of hackers messing with them plz post, but I don't feel like sifting through them.. I did see one guy completely SHUT DOWN, and refund all the money from a scammer to their 'customers' which was so cool.. He did it with a R.A.T., and was ofcourse censoring a large amount of personal information while infuriating the "tech" over the phone. I have fucked with them, I used to work with hackers and they set me up with what to do a few times to make their day hell.. but I drink, and forget so much shit I can't remember basic IT stuff a lot so..

I watched a video of a microsoft devoloper doing this just because they woke him up it was hilarious.. Here's one that was farily amusing since I couldn't find it again.

a lot of these videos have long dry parts, and this is probably worse being a tutorial, but I do know fucking with these indian scammers is fun whether you have their level of computer skills or not.

Congrats. I am. : o

I'm friends with a dude on facebook to.. He's the only one. :::

you underestimate my skill with handcuffs

wait then who did I just handcuff?? *dog barks**eats face* :::

stop being temporary and get a real job! congrats.

^+1

The statute of limitations is no longer enforced, futhermore it has and always was just a gimmick like lie detector tests to get dumbos like you to spill the beans.. You're coming with me pal. *handcuffs*

you broke it. everyones leaving now and I don't look good in drag.

Well that significantly hurts the numbers..

7. I don't want to fight a walrus 8. I don't know where if anywhere I can buy a walrus 9. I dont want to travel to any native habitat of a walrus. 10. You are what you eat, and I am not the walrus

I've lost my vibrant sheen.

I'm honestly surprised by the number of females that frequent this place.

Though this isn't much better. :barf:

Time to bust out the alt..

bet it's me.

Someone has actually clicked the button on my raps? Well I;ve succeeded in something today. :420: :brownbottle: :beer:

I'm keeping this account though.. Not sure what cheeeky thing to say. I was gonna say "and there's nothing you can do about it", but when the mods jumped in I thought it might honestly get banned. Pretty sure it was obvious I was just dicking around, but whatevs.

I had to do a double take to see there was even a coc in there.

Well what about this then. Honestly I've been trying to save it for the right moment, and it isnt the phreshest.. but let's go you dumbass keyboard warrior. [soundcloud]https://soundcloud.com/austinmoseley/connect-wav[/soundcloud]