katt_goddess

5'5" on a good day, usually 5'4" otherwise. Still waiting for that growth spurt. Any day now. I'm drinking milk! I want to reach things on the top shelves at grocery stores without having to whip a loaf of bread at it in the hopes of knocking shit down!

That tracker and blinker fluid are the two big ones that people never talk about.

You wish. I have a stupid little tinsel tree I put up for yule and I pile little stuffed crabs around the bottom of it. And right in the center of it is a Handbanana ornament from ATHF.

Lies and slander. <.< >.>

Holy gawds damnit. >.< Either get a cheap, thin bedsheet that you'll fold in half or a few cheap pillow cases that you can quick stitch together to make a vague comfort strip the length of your frickin' bed. Sprinkle a generous amount of dried lavender, dried rosemary, and [ slightly less amount of ] dried eucalyptus inside the folded sheet or the different pillow pockets and sew the edge[ s ] shut to form a basically huge but flat dream pillow / comforter and put that on your mattress under the fitted sheet [ if you use one of those ] . Do not sleep directly on it because rosemary likes to poke through cloth if given the chance so you'll need a layer or two yourself from it but the scent will go into all the blankets. It'll form a barrier between you and the bloody bastards and potentially purge them from wherever you settle this herbal settee. So gross. And now I'm all itchy.

So B&

Since you are ok, I can post this with little guilt

Forum translator - We are all feral here and any thread made has the potential to become a rollercoaster through a fun house. It's possible for a serious thread to stay serious depending on the topic but most of us have had decades of honing the Arts & Crafts of the Asshat on a previous forum. Trust me, you'll figure out all the jokes since they just keep repeating.

So is zeni. Perfect match!

We drove by an Arby's, I started projectile vomiting out the window. I was asked what was wrong and all I could say was 'fugg's...boards...spoiler tag...NEEDS MORE SPOILER TAG' . And now they are here.

Go forth and brew! Except the zeni which we all know is a can of warm PBR that's been stuck in his pants all day.

Actually, this is totally an inside joke between us.

Oh and for the record, yes, a legit real new person. Seriously. Not a former [ asmb ] anything. Be afraid people. Be very afraid.

Took me a moment. I had to think 'which weirdo did I mention this place to again' . And then I remembered the plastic egg full of fake cat poo sitting on my kitchen counter. Yep, cover your butt around here. People can get weird.

ALL THE ABUSE! BWHAHAHA! I swear I should just print out that thing and post it in my kitchen right on the fridge. The fridge is usually empty but still, I wouldn't notice how empty after seeing that food-abortion in undead color on the door.

Godsdamnit, midnight! Spoiler that shit! >.< *vomits

Kind of interested in what it's 'flavor' is. I don't drink so it's not like I'd find out on my own. Also, now wondering what sort of recipe would an Unevenedge be... hops to it, @wacky1980

If it tastes like pig, would you really guess it wasn't pig?

Did you get two for flinching from disco?

Too late. You have zeni-pox now. If you go to youtube, you will end up with horrible suggestions now.

Godsdamnit, Dominos. I placed my food order over an hour and a half ago. The little tracker got all the way to quality check / readying for delivery. And then stalled. And stalled. And stalled. You finally decide to call me to let me know that you aren't delivering anymore tonight. You WAITED until my food was ready before deciding you weren't going to deliver. I know it's snowing out. I can almost see the falling snow over the drift in my damn window. It's been snowing all damn day. If you were going to pull drivers at any point, then you should have had NO DELIVERY listed on the site so I could have either attempted someone else or tried to walk someplace myself. Hell, the world's saddest Applebee's is only a couple of blocks from me and they are probably still open. Instead of food for the next couple of days, I've got a can of chicken noodle soup. Thanks for the foodless headache, asshats.

You saw this news story, didn't you? https://www.geek.com/geek-pick/a-single-3d-printed-burger-currently-costs-over-300000-to-make-1536823/

She's going to claw my brains out when the door buzzer goes off in 5 minutes. She's mugged me for Arby's in the past, I have buffalo wings coming in now.

I used to share dried squid bits with her but she's getting older and doesn't really want that chewy stuff anymore. She did steal a venison jerky package out of the garbage and walk around with it for a bit like that was going to guilt me but nope. She can't eat fish so the salmon jerky was a nope, the bison jerky has like currents or some fruit crap in it which she won't touch anyway, and the venison jerky has pepper. She can make all the angry fuzz faces she wants but I'm the one who has to clean the litter box.