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Never mind. In two more weeks, I might just bring back some video from Galveston Bay or the Gulf of Mexico.

Visit? I reside a few blocks from a real beach. When I want lakeside, I'll go to Lenape. Lenape is not a beach.

There are similar lakes in Wyoming. That includes the world's deepest mountain lake, where I rode a pedal boat. They didn't refer to lakeside as "beaches" there.

That's lakeside, Mon Idiot. There's a difference.

Beaches and oceans go together.

If by "beach", you mean next to the neighbor's septic tank, you probably have that property. Nevada doesn't have ocean access.

I'll keep the pensions, thank you.

I was fully vested in two pensions by age 33. Lotto is for amusement.

Good foe you. I use mine to pick lotto numbers.

I can rule him out. He's not a crook.

So now I know who to blame when new credit lines open in my name.

The lockers had trip levers to open from inside.

It's as easy as remembering your social security number.

I thought this was going to be about high school locker combinations. Mine was 36 23 33. Nobody occupies the locker now. The building has been demolished.

Was the artist trying to promote studiousness? This one might have actually been approved by the building's owner. It's in an alley that is monitored night and day and leads to a tow lot.

Twice a day. Morning and night. Forty minutes each under very hot water. I think that's why I still don't have dry, doughy skin.

There's no mistake. Reunions are called by and sponsored by school admin. This was not. It was an informal gathering. You should have referred to it that way in the first place. But, you can't fucking read, so you misconstrued what I had actually said that long ago.

So, you're a dope smoking shut in who, without the internet, would have nobody to talk to. Buy a CB if you're that stupid and ugly.

So, you never heard if McHale's Navy until I mentioned it.

I'd expect a pot smoking shut in not to have encountered the phenomenon.

I didn't forget anything. The gathering was not officially a reunion. Otherwise, nearly the entire class would have been invited... not by a particular member, but by the school admin.

Right off the top of my head, he was in Escape From New York and he had a lead role in a TV show titled, McHale's Navy. But that's just two, I know.

I barely know any celebrity names beyond the old school such as James Garner, Sally Field and Earnest Borgnine. When I go to movies or watch TV these days, I don't know or care who the actors and actresses are. They're just simply whichever characters they are playing. Sometimes the news of a celebutard makes it all the way to AM radio. In that case, it becomes a comedy show and a rear view mirror look at somebody who didn't manage to stay on the road.

So, I updated my terms. Some kids in school these days think that junior high means being a junior in high school.

I'm buying stock in Frito Lay.