1938 Packard

Free range chicken is still the best.

They tried that with chicken, but it came out gelatinous because lab grown meat doesn't exercise.

You didn't see who will be checking up on this place white I'm out.

Eventually, your phone will be smarter than you.

You mean besides my two herniated discs?

Tower of the Americas has no clock.

You need a big tea ball and a big cup of cold water. (Cup size at least 24 ounces) Put your grinds in the tea ball, sink it in the water and leave it in the fridge all night. Presto, cold brew coffee.

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They'd find those at the Fox Manor in Atlantic City, NJ too, but that doesn't make it classy.

No, the one I shot from Tower of the Americas.

You're always dreaming up the weirdest shit. What would Dan Bell find in your abode?

Don't you remember the San Antonio video?

Not today.

Drug mules are ssstooooooopid.

Border patrol chasing mules. A mule is an animal with long, funny ears... kicks up at everything he hears. His back is brawny, but his brain is weak. He's just plain stupid with a stubborn streak... Yeah yeah... stay out of the drug scene, kids.

That's a possibility anywhere in the U.S. But, don't look at me just yet. Try some Google searches to see who already has been.

Is this Cuba? NOPE! NOPE... Not even close... Oh, and umm... nope.

You're imagining things again, you senile old bat.

Seriously? This one is a locket, a calculator, a juke box, a camcorder, an fm radio, a tv, a calendar, a watch, a weather indicator, an email portal, an all purpose street map, a web browser... More and more. Call it a multi-tool.

Forget about them, Kema has speed boat rides. Or maybe I'll stop in at a steak house where the steaks are from free range angus.

They don't say "Arrrg! Shiver me timbers!"

There's an anime store in Houston I want to check out.

July 28 6am: arrive at NJ Transit rail terminal. From there to Philadelphia 30th Street station. Taxi.From there to Philadelphia International Airport. Leave airport and arrive in Houston. Surface shuttle from Houston to Texas City. Now, that's a full day.

Texas. I'd been there before.