1938 Packard

Hold it... I'll do the stupid around here!

Plastic diaphragms and not much wider than a U.S. quarter. If I connect these two together with a capacitor in a series circuit, I might end up with a tweeter.

If it looks like this, I'll eat it.

Got a beef with this beef?

Grubhub.com ?

General chicken.

Right up there with Mr. Pibb and Dr. Thunder.

Brown 'n Serve sausage tonight.

Maybe my flash is off color.

Just think of how many people wander around with their dicks in full command.

I'll probably just pass out in front the radio and never wake up.

My first six jobs were like, temporary this, part time that, seasonal something else. Nobody wanted to hire me full time until I got a job at A to Z Maintenance Corporation. Finally, an income I could count on.

Spare ribs. Couldn't stand them in 1972. Now, I can eat the whole tray.

I've never been stung by a bee.

A flashy car.

For a contractor, you sure don't know enough about workman's comp insurance.

No, they just charge a lot more in inclement weather.

Just when I thought I had learned everything there is to know about a particular actress, along comes a rumor that in 1974, she got together with a band and released a 45 single in Europe. I noted the title and went on a chase through eBay, Craigslist, Letgo and a few other spots. No results. How about Amazon? They have it as a remastered Mp3. $2.50, both sides. In my music library right now. Too bad the backup singers overpowered her voice. Maybe the guy working the mixer didn't know his job.

That's when most remodeling projects begin around here. Too hot in summer and too cold in winter.

I'll get back to you with it in the spring. The way most of these places are put together, it's like a Flintstone house, only with concrete. Partition walls have metal studs.