1938 Packard

Or, did the station management find it worth reporting?

There used to be a great place for that dough in this town, but after fifty years in business, the proprietor sold everything and retired.

I'm a big, freezey, frozen, freezing freezer!

Rickles? Haven't heard that name since Home Depot drove Rickles Home Center out of business.

Well... why is there so much difference between what a 1950's vintage World Book says about it and what the people who legalized it in some states say about it? We can't have it both ways. We need some evidence either way.

I tried Ellio's and it tasted okay. But... only twelve slices of pepperoni in the whole package. I've got a mind to buy a whole stick of pepperoni the next time I buy Ellio's

The gambling element would make the theft more exciting. After all the careful plotting and execution, it goes to the mystery of whether I have a lot of stuff that almost everybody already knows or I have one Godzilla sized revelation that could change politics for the next three hundred years. I wouldn't know anything until I get the goods back to my lair and read it.

Steal every nanobyte of information Hillary has about what really happened to Vincent Foster.

Of course, it would have to be done without bias or anybody tampering with the results.

Why would fabricating an answer even be practical? The government already has enough resources to conduct the experiment. I just need to know why it hasn't been done yet. It would sure settle a lot of disputes.

Let all the inmates at a federal prison smoke all the pot they want for a year and document the results. Does the number of serious assaults decrease by a wide margin?

I thought this was just going to be about wanting to take some extra time off. Actually, I'm pretty sure nobody feels like going to work today. The universal wish is money without work.

Must be a reptile dysfunction

Monday: Lady borrows twenty bucks from me and promises to pay back on Friday. Friday: She's all excuses and asks for more time. Sunday: She pleads and asks to borrow fifty more. I lend it to her. Following Tuesday: She pays back a hundred bucks, I pocket the extra thirty. This is her regular pattern. As long as she continues cranking out interest like that, it's no bother that she misses deadlines.

I liked it better when it had a bigger DVD selection. Now, it's just a place to buy pool toys.

That's teaching your money who's boss.

The turd of the century is under an outhouse in Wyoming. People around there still think that its aroma killed a nearby wasp nest.

Aunt Jemima frozen waffles, frozen pancakes and frozen French toast are under recall for listeria contamination. Powder mixes are not affected. Big win for other makers of similar products.

Don't let anybody call you a "dry drunk".

More Oxycontin is manufactured and sold every day than there are legitimate prescriptions for it. He says that's because of the black market and I say it could be for the international market to countries with weak or non existent prescription laws.

I saw somebody do more than thirty handstand pushups on a parallel bar. Health and physical fitness? I'd say that person has me beat.

You know which toilets break the most often? Those that are bolted to the wall instead of the floor. They're designed for the average 250 pound man, not the 875 pound blubber monsters that end up sitting on them.

So, whenever I put one in the trash compactor, that's breaking it.

fixed. Seeking something in great stereo sound.

Haven't tested them for sound quality yet, but I like how the box features a cut out pattern form for making perfect installation holes. No guessing in the measurements when having custom cabinets made for them.