Zenigundam

But you are! You see somebody scoring all the legal age dreamgirls and you get insanely jealous! 🎅

17 year old legal age sexy biddies don't have bed times. They're out in Manhattan at clubs with fake IDs living their lives, possibly with me. Why are you such a square? 😸

Dude, you lied about not being an SJW. 🐍

Not this again... 🤦‍♂️ He's fine. 🐺

Haha true. They can't land the sexy legal age 18 year volleyball women because they're way too old. 😌

*grabs the microphone- soft, romantic voice* Those hips... those tender lips... 😪 Senior prom 2019!!! Weehah!!!! 💪🐺⛹️‍♂️

Not nearly enough...

Not enough game I see 🐺

Haha you're so mad because I have a prom date and you don't!! 🤴

I don't have to listen to this nonsense... *leaves while shoulder checking everybody who doubted me in this thread; the few sexy, legal, teenage female blondes who witness this badassery are shocked but aroused by the explicit display of alpha male assertion* 🐺🔥💪

Leave us young love birds alone. This is getting laughably creepy! 😸 And yes I'll be going to senior prom! 2019 prom is 🔥🐺👫💖👨‍💻🦒.

My alpha levels too strong for you to handle? 🐺

Jelly jelly jelly

I'm planning on going to prom this year with a legal age babe. Why don't you just let me live out my dream? I was a teenager just yesterday, I understand these legal age hotties. 😪🔥👫🎅💖🙋‍♂️🤨🐺

You're so in denial. 😌 She was an 18 year old legal age player. Went to her volleyball game and couldn't keep my eyes off of those hips. 🦒 When's prom?

So soft. So tender. So... legal. 🐰 Down to 3/4 of a beer, can't crack open another because I didn't plan this right and will only have 4 left for tomorrow. 🤦‍♂️

I'm the alpha male manager though, so confrontations are totally ok. 🐺

It's like they wanna be young again and are trying way too hard to sell it by incorporating those Gen Z words into their daily lexicon. Quite creepy if ya ask me

Yeah... he's just going through a phase right now. He'll grow out of it.

I was on Twitter back in early '09, but deleted my account because of my longstanding, conflicted disdain for social media outlets. Anyway, if you must know... THIS is how you Twitter. 😐🐺👨‍💻

It was computers. It's cool, basically free time.

So I was in computers class and logged into OKC next to the two students I now mentor and one of them looked over and saw my convo with an 18 year old biddie that I was checking up on (we had a nice convo going but now it's been four messages from me with no replies) and then his eyes lit up and he started mocking me and saying, "That's gross! She's 18!" and I started to get mad because he was being very loud with his inappropriate comments, so I whispered angrily for him to keep it down, but he kept on and on and my hands began to tighten into fists, but fortunately the bell rang, class was over, and nobody's attention was brought to this ridiculous situation. 🤦‍♂️ Generation Z needs to get a grip sometimes. So immature 🐺

*Enters room, body shaking excitedly with the giggle chills, teeth chattering through a nervous smile* Have you... have you any sexy, legal age teenage blonde women in here? 👨

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My... cravings... *gets the giggle chills thinking about those legal age teenage women's feet* 🐰