Zenigundam

Dude, date girls your own age.

Didn't Sci-Fi make that one?

Stop tryna use big words to impress the girls, this forum ain't big enough for two legal age teen getting studs. 🐺

Jealous? Hmmm? Can't cop the legal age teenage hot sexy mature women babes like I can on the regular? 🎅

Don't go there... *muscles expand* 🐺

I'm a 38 W, 32 L if you must know fuggz.

Wait so you're straight again, QE?

Eatchyer Pemmican and you'll survive the day *doo doo doo doo beebeedo bop bop bo legal age teenage wommmmmmen* 👫

All alphas eat beef jerky. I could live off of Pemmican and malt liquor. You have been relegated to the beta universe, kind sir.

You better watch your mouth, lil homie! 🐼

I'm going trick or treating with my girlfriend. *uncontrollable giggle chills* 🐺

Maybe you're more of an alpha male than I gave you credit for...

Eat more meat, meat is alpha, vegetables are beta

Orange is a color wtf 🤦‍♂️

but lately I'm having memory lapses about things from high school even! Things from elementary school that were so clear to me circa fifteen years ago are starting to fade away too. If somebody reminds me of them, I'll remember instantly, but on my own I'm kinda starting to struggle with this lol it's fng annoying 👦

*passes out on the couch, hot legal age blonde teenage woman with her hand on my tummy as I do so* 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦

What's love got to do got to do with it

ITT: UEMBers come to Dr. Zeni for help 👨‍⚕️

Dude, you might. I dunno, consult somebody. I can try to diagnose you, but perhaps a professional might be better. 🤦‍♂️

Teenagers.... legal age female ones of the sexy variety... 🐰

Jealous because I know how to get a hot 18 year old high school senior's number and make myself her weekend priority whereas you get rejected by the 18 year old biddies? 🎅

Dude, you can't drink every day, nor can you drink on the job. 🤦‍♂️😾💏🐺💪

Some of you fellas have gotta watch your mouths... 🐰 *approaches in badass alpha male fashion* 🧔👨‍👩‍👧‍👦💪🏍

Put the liquor down, my man. This is getting into AA territory. 🐺

Zenigundam is... 🧐