Zenigundam

Pooh, you're just jealous. I can pull off 20. I have to if I want to get in her paaaaaaants. ?

Because she won't date anybody over the age of twennnnnnnnnnnnnnty. <3

Just googled a picture, and Dodrio has ZERO dicks. Zero.

They're all having sex behind my back and losing their virginity in their teens... My OKC girlfriends.... -_'

Featuring hits such as: Log back in and love me I broke your door because you lied to me It's not get away from me, it's see you later Tree side vantage point Check your inbox and, of course, Before you made me snap <3

I'm going to get the blonde chick pregnant. My desssssssstiny <3

Alpha Males Against Mace

Because you can't even see your character. Wtf, man, and y'all think that's cool? :

You're wrong about that. I've done it all, and with very hot women who I am more than worthy of based on my dashing looks and awesome personality.

Dragon Ball Super is for BABIES. Holy crap... It doesn't even come close to its TV-PG rating. It's TV-G stuff.

Well most people who care about that stuff think that you need some obvious African ancestry/urban edge to be able to say it, so it would set them off if blonde-haired Chris Kramer from Tumbleweed, Iowa came around talking in ebonics.

Don't blame it on technology. Toonami's flopping because Gundam Unicorn is its only good series.

Girls don't touch the condom. What are you a virgin or something

It kinda annoys me that I never even used them. Wish I could go back in time five years and do some alpha male boss shet! <3

In college I probably wasted about $20 on high-quality Trojan condoms and I never even got to open the boxes. Sorority chicks are cruel.

Yo son you better watch ya mouth!

I've never owned a Dreamcast or Wii U, but I've played both and they're kinda the same in terms of the unappealing library of games relative to their competitor consoles.

Maybe

... ... ... Oh. Well she didn't look like she wanted me to be hired! Also, at this job you have to ring a bell to be buzzed in and there's a security camera that shows the receptionist who's at the door. It's very sketchy. It's like they wanna reject me and now let me go on my raaaaaaaaaampaaaaaaaage.

I'm taking you on a date as your birthday present, Pooh.

Hope I spelled that correctly. Need to drink some more

I should clarify. It's "open", but I had to do a (minimal) amount of research to find the exact place. Ya get what I mean?

I highly doubt that many people own a Wii U.

As I'm leaving, I ask her, "So what happens next?" And she looks flustered then quickly says, "We'll contact you next week... probably by e-mail." And I think about saying, "By e-mail? Usually you get rejected by e-mail and accepted with a phone call", but I bite my tongue even though I want to destroy her right on the spot. I'm in rage mode. Just went through an hour and a half long interview process, dominated the grammar and Microsoft Word tests, dominated that 150-200 word book summary test, and now I'm being told, "F--- off" by this OkCupid caliber receptionist? My violent impulses were raging. Think I got the job? There's a cute blonde who works there, a little nerdy, but I want to make kids with her.