Zenigundam

Retail companies are the real thieves. I'm the good guy.

I see what you did there. O0

Because without the mod, you can't kill them and it's pretty lame because it makes the Elder Scrolls creators seem like beta white knight generation z lameboys.

*Holds you firmly by the shoulder* What you're talking about is the real world, and I'm a beast at getting girls to want me to have sex with them IRL, but the thing is that I stay in my house 90% of the time, so now WHAT WE TALKIN ABOUT is trying to make my real world charm and flair translate over my computer. Maybe that's what it is. Maybe you guys just weren't clear all this time and it's just been years of misinterpretation of my goals that have caused y'all to keep me singgggggglleeeeee!

They usually are naturally drawn to me, but I'm in my house most of the time, so we're talking about internet interactions here... E-nteractions....

But I got the Skyrim mod for PS4 that lets you kill the kids. I can't believe I'm only finding out about it now. I always like to just take a break and go on a medieval serial killer rampage throughout any given town. I feel like Nordic Jason when I enter a house and am chasing everybody up and down stairs with a huge sword.

I don't think I know... *begins walking right toward you*

LOL! The girls I try to talk to are beyond clueless!! :brownbottle:

Have to be honest lol. It was a total misunderstanding. In any event, she didn't show up to the final hearing because we agreed that I'd leave her alone, but she thought I was crazy because she blocked my number and then I called her from a local 7-Eleven. Anyway, she blew it way out of proportion. Never had to take me to court to begin with! >(

I had to consult Lifetime because you guys couldn't get me laid with Kate Upton-esque babes. <3

Or just girls I asked out having their relationships fall through in general. I'll be at home, on the couch, sipping on the beer, and I let the two of them f-ck things up, while I look like a total badass laughing at an Adam Sandler film on TV they're looking dumb and the girl's friends are like, "You're such a dumba--, you should have gone out with Zeni, who is having an enjoyable time watching Billy Madison on his living couch while you're here crying and it's your fault for blowing him off on OkCupid, look how stupid you look, now you're single again and a beast of man like Zeni won't have you ever again." :-D

First it was just be yourself, then it was be this, this, and this, then it was work on this, or... ya know what I'm saying. I've come to the conclusion that y'all are making shet up and are covering up b/c ya know that attractive girls suck ass, but it's not politically correct to say that. #TrumpTime 8)

That was corny. Girls love me.

Not really. If I'm "puffy", it's because I added muscle mass to dominate all kinds of babes in bed with. Will try not to kill the slender ones.

Oh please. I'm never gonna be harmed. I'm untouchable and probably unbeatable too.

Lol no chill. Scarying the ladies

Yeah, be specific GSN. For somebody who's supposedly a scientist, you're awfully loose and inexact. The best ones are nothing like you as they are meticulous and detail-oriented.

*Steps to you* Careful...

She's my girlfriend.

How's the UEMB Valentine's Day lover search going for me?

<3 <3 <3 https://www.okcupid.com/profile/lexi_Nicotera

But I still almost got caught. Holy crap, now the alarms are going off on the games even if you take all the wrapping off! O_O

Legit hate them lol. They make me get violent.

SVU!!!! ???