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Zenigundam

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  1. Zenigundam

    AMA

    I love legal teenagers and I'm gonna keep loving them because we understand each other. <3
  2. Zenigundam

    AMA

    You're right and I am a warrior, and I'm not sure which arc you're referring to because that's clearly not me and age is just a number.
  3. Zenigundam

    AMA

    Saturday morning and I clicked all that because I'm a fckn lone wolf alpha male warrior beast who gets to the bottom of things. ?
  4. I think I am worthy of a hot blonde girlfriend after all of these years of pitching my awesomeness to the hot females around the United States, so THEY BETTER STOP IGNORING ME ON OKCUPID!!! :it:
  5. Zenigundam

    AMA

    Holding a Saturday morning AMA today, so AMA and I'll reach into the depths of my knowledge and satisfy you in amazing ways.
  6. *looks up longingly at the night sky*
  7. Crap, now I'll never be able to make another thread in Toonami! ?
  8. I don't see the connection. Squirrelygod is an emo cliche whereas Luuv never would have given up.
  9. Dogs because they're man's best friend and will someday be able to talk to us. Cats are related to Egyptians.
  10. WTF! Call Mom! ?
  11. I have women in London, Cuba, Hong Kong, and plenty of other hot spots.
  12. Sounds like you're making a lot of stuff up on the fly in this thread. I'm with Buddy on this one.
  13. It's because, generally speaking, the foreign market is killing it in terms of polite girls who don't IGNORE their online boyfriends and date OTHER guys behind their backs, only to reply to their online boyfriends when their designs fall through. Foreign girls seem to have this candid... REALNESS about them! How can we even beat North Korea if our girls can't throw themselves at me and end up losing dating battles to my foreign mistresses?
  14. If I drink it right now, I'll feel awesome and go on to do great things with my night such as watching Forensic Files reruns, playing some online matches of Friday the 13th: The Game and Madden 17, possibly working Batman: Arkham Knight into the equation, and yes I do need to stea,,, I mean acquire Sonic Mania from Best Buy at some point, and perusing YouTube for new Public Freakout Compilation videos. HOWEVER... If I drink it right now, I'll also be very shaky and lacking all sorts of confidence when I go to the store to reload tomorrow morning. It's become such a confidence booster and a necessity in my life out there in the real world! Wait to drink or drink to live? :it:
  15. RIP, Luuv. You always seemed level-headed and focused on balancing the community's demands with practicality. Maybe someday I'll become SwimMod_Zeni and carry on your legacy. I'm sure wherever you are they'll let you watch TV tomorrow, so that you can tune into Toonami. I guess most of my memories of you are from the Williams Street Culture board, the why did you ban me? floated threads, and the times you suggested that I try not to engage with Viper. Well anyway, RIP. If I were in your shoes, I'd haunt this place with ghost threads, but I have no clue what your plans are.
  16. I always pegged Luuv and the other mods as being 10-15 years older than I was, and all in the same general age range, but that's a little surprise there. My mom's a few weeks shy of 54.
  17. You need to control your temper. You flipped out a lot and upset quite a few people...
  18. Yeah but you're forgetting about the beasts like me at the top of the food chain. Plus, that must have been the nerd frat. I was part of an alpha male lone wolf warrior type frat in my apartment. Also, pizza is very good for you, especially the Meat Lover's pizza from Domino's.
  19. And now we have to call them "vegans", I used to call the hypocritical bastads vegetarians, but now it's "vegan" or else they try to get up in your face to make you flip on their skinny asses and end up on a viral YouTube video!
  20. What the heck is going on with Generation Z? S:
  21. Only if you're a vegan. The college frat boy studs like me liked to load up on things with power meat such as Chef Boyardee Beefaroni and SpaghettiOs with sliced franks.
  22. I'm tempted to drink them tonight and pick up some more, but I'm down to $325 and I missed my last credit card payment because I was drunk on the night of the 15th, so now they're charging me $25 in late fees, so I'm going to skip paying that even though I owe $1,500 on that card. Sooo... once I chow down on these hot dogs, I think I'll have to start working on those beers and pick up another case of these 32 oz big boys for $17.
  23. Please get a real PS4 and don't steal it from Best Buy. Alphas rock real stuff, Betas roll with beta.
  24. I'll have to set up my own Instagram in the meantime just in case
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