1. Box dropping "problem", argument, and then "F--- you then honestly" (Wine store back in April)
2. "No, I want answers. Who decided to fire me?" (Sizing up my manager in his office at Target, summer of 2010)
3. "All right then I'm done here." (Walking out like a badass at the CVS pharmacy in July 2014 while ignoring the two high-strung managers on the way out "You're VERY immature!" remember that?)
4. Clocking out at the back exit of K-Mart and then sprinting to my car while the intimidating loss prevention guy called me with an attitude over the intercom to come help bag for the remaining customers, Summer 2010
5. Bottle King May 2015, didn't feel like going to work that Sunday, but ended up missing the turn and I realized I'd be at least fifteen minutes late, and the one 22 yr old assistant manager was really bitchy, so instead of going off on her, I just cruised on home, and then the funniest part was when I got those voice messages from that one guy who was an assistant manager and the fakest guy ever, tried so hard to look cool for the girls on the job and his voice messages went from "just give us a call back, we're worried about you" to, an hour later, "Ok. It's been an hour. Call us back. Goodbye." LMAO! I must have gotten them pissed!
But now I have a good job, so I'm not too worried!