Zenigundam

There's this one girl at my job who I want to pass the common cold to because she is nice to me, but when I try to take it to the next level, she puts a barrier up before I can even get started. She's a 22 year old flirt.

Yeah, it's called destiny. O_O *heavy breathing* It's Rocky Road IC

What's that? I don't carry diseases

I thought you were an owl and thus my sagacious spirit animal girlfriend. Perhaps I was wrong... *turns around and waits for you to tearfully retract the poop comment while begging for me to take you back*

I'm barrel chested like a cross between He-Man and Conan the Barbarian.

If you ever hook up with somebody, always remember to lock the door on her from.the inside, so that when you wake up she doesn't leave you without saying goodbye. If she's a polite, young lady, she'll never try to open the door while you're passed out from the previous night's hot bed sex and booze.

Madonna

It's chocolate swirl ice cream.

Sounds like an excellent plan, we're probably the only two here capable of pregaming like that. Glad I could inform the UEMB of this special event with this exclusive thread of mine

Ton, not tone.

I'm personally straight, but since you don't get girls, I'll take your word for it.

We'll be fine as long as he pays his dues, keeps his head down, and respects his limitations in my presence.

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Watch your mouth, you shrimp

Drained another beer for courage

It ran across the carpet an hour ago. I won't move from where I'm at until I see it again and kill it. I'm not gonna let that nasty, alien-looking shit kill me first.

Come play with me on PSN. If you're on Steam or PC, my condolences.

I am too powerful to be banned. I went on vacation with hot girls who I didn't give up on from OkCupid even if it took twenty messages in some cases

Wassup, bros? So on September 26th, Adult Swim is coming to New Jersey with its "On the Green" tour. Doors open at 6:45, show starts 8:00. It's in Camden, so hit me up if you're coming to this awesome event and think you're cool enough to hang. :brownbottle:

You doing all right tonight, little guy?

FFA is Babbling.

I really wish I'd been in his class and had been a heavy drinker back then, because I would have kicked my feet up on the seat in the row in front of me while sipping on a Milwaukee's Best tall boy and every time he came with his "forensic analysis of the evidence" and "we know who you are" bluffs, I would have blurted out, "Yeah RIGHT! :it: " and then taken another badass chug of my beer. Yeah, that would have been awesome. Beer would have been in a water bottle or mug so that nobody could see its contents.

"blah blah blah blah blah stupid crappy sitcom nonsense." But what irks me is the part about how I "happened". I didn't "happen" to you, baby girl, I MADE it happen. I put the lone wolf alpha male warrior moves on you and ensnared you in my trap, so don't downplay it as if it were some beta male happenchance relationship. I saw you in the crowd, I hunted you down, and I said, "you're my girlfriend" and then I showed you why it was all so true.

Actually, dry shampoo can be used for all different types of hair. The issue isn't the hair type, but which type of dry shampoo you have to use.

Ditto Dudeco We're the alpha dogs around here.