Zenigundam

I haven't even heard of that show. What the hell is going on with TV nowadays?

Do you realize how easily I can dominate Kate Upton's body? It's so dumb that Verlander doesn't realize he's being used. He makes enough money for it not to matter, but still he has to realize that Kate would have slept with whomever the Detroit Tigers' ace pitcher was at the time of her sexual maturation.

Most people would think you were referring to Orwell.

This is why I need the superficial, cash-based relationship between Verlander and Upton to break down sooner rather than later, so that I can impregnate Kate Upton and go to court over my non-payment of child support, even though I give my kids amazing life advice and Kate Upton is a stupid airhead like that airhead commercial when the kid went through the roof in his house.

Yeah and that'd be the total luck I'm referring to because we all know I'm going to get stuck with weird four eyes who reads some wack ass science magazine in her free time and spends her social life in a research lab looking at atoms.

Hmm haven't seen it thought it was a misplaced 1984 reference

Plus probably no hot bitches for a year either unless you get lucky

Yeh, which is why any cool dude would want a year long supply of malt liquor before shipping off into space...

You tell many lies.

You tell many truths.

Drinking keeps everybody sane, and outer space is insane.

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Creepery? S:

I had to make sure that she probably wouldn't find this place since UEMB on a google search doesn't bring you here until you peruse a few pages, and I fear what she'll think if she ever sees the lies that have been spread about me on the internet because she's just a young, impressionable 18 year old woman, but anyway it'll be hard to get her into my pajamas since she lives in Manhattan, has a wide age range that she's open to dating, and is quite sexy.

You probably bought a Nintendo Switch just for Bomberman, so your opinion sucks. Also, you don't have what it takes to get games for free.

I gave her the power couple pitch.

Yeah right. She sees me as the older, sophisticated, alpha male.

Damnit that was stupid. Now I just blew my chances with that cutie all because I took a bullet for the greater cause.

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NASA won't let you bring a year-long supply of malt liquor with you if you go to live up there and do scientific research or whatever on one of the space stations. They're not the progressive minds that you think they are.

Unless you count "OkCupid" which is really just a dating site since those no personality phonies NEVER RESPOND TO ME ANYWAY!!! *squeezes stress ball* But yeah, isn't that just crazy? No Facebook, Twitter, Twinder, Grindr, Instagram, Snapchat, or any of that. I feel great, but I also feel like I'm one of those dudes on the International Space Station while the rest of the world is happening! :it:

pail - bucket bucket - pail Get it?

You seriously need a girlfriend.

That was very gay.

Basically everything except my car and what's In the fridge I guess.