Zenigundam

Lone Wolf Alpha Male Warrior

Join my party. PSN: Zenigundam And don't try to be a buzzkill around her because I'll just play it off and tell her that my little brother posts on my online accounts.

Blood Type: LWAM

That was basically yesterday.

I never got replies from bitches on the FC.

I would eat expired eggs if I were desperate enough.

Hmmm that would be a cool scene for Noah's Ark actually. Noah: "So aren't you gonna tell everybody else about the whole Great Flood thing?" God: "Nah. They bullied me when I was in middle school, so this is Revenge of the Nerds V: Drown You Dumb Jocks and Bitches who denied me my middle school glory!!" Noah: "Oh... I see... Well It's 2304 BC." God: ... right. This will be the prequel to Revenge of the Nerds. If George Lucas can make shitty Star Wars prequels, then I can make my own prequels for I am GOD! Don't test my powers, Noah! I'll make this flood into a hurricane and put a bunch of holes in your boat!! DON'T F WITH ME!!!" (God throws everything off of his desk and rages while Noah slowly backs out of the room)

Hell is probably awful at first, but I bet you get used to it after a while, just like how prisoners who are being tortured stop feeling pain after a long time. And since it's Hells and nobody's getting out anyway, you can just do illicit things that you couldn't do legally on Earth like hire a prostitute and kill that one teacher of yours who also went to Hell because he was an asshole. Hopefully Hell isn't an endless torture chamber of your greatest fears realized every waking moment, which I feel like it might be because God is like a prison guard who throws people into solitary confinement when it comes to punishment, which is why he didn't tell anybody about Noah's Ark and the flood he was planning.

Oh that would be classic. He'll be in the public library typing one character at a time like really old people who don't know how to use computers do.

This is a pretty dope idea. The scene when Jesus walks on water: "Ayyy!! (keeps strutting) Ayyy!! (more strutting) Ayyy!! Dab me up, Johnny B!" (Jesus dabs John the Baptist) And I have a really dramatic scene for The Last Supper Jesus: "Somebody here... will betray me... if he hasn't already. " (Apostles look around uncomfortably, Judas begins to shake nervously) Jesus: "You son of a..." (lunges at Judas, knocking all manners of food from the table in the process) (Table gets flipped, Jesus has Judas by the collar, but is being pulled back by the others) Jesus: "YOU... FUCKING... SNITCH!!!!"

I have to work "give daddy some sugar" into the script.

Hmmm that does seem like a much stronger line. I feel like this could be a major hit with stay at home moms if placed in the late morning/early afternoon soap opera window.

(Scene when God exposes Cain for murdering Abel) God: "Why did you DO it?!?!! WHY?!??! I loved you like a son!!! Let... LET GO OF ME!!!" (guards holding God back, preventing him from attacking Cain) Cain: (tearfully) "It's your fault!! You always treated him like he was your favorite!! I hate you!!" (storms out of the room)

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I tried to read The Bible as a kid, but I didn't like how it jumped from story to story with no consistent plot and the lack of character development and dramatic dialogue.

Your first kiss will come at 47.

I like these answers. They're short, sweet, and to the point. Chai is Chinese coffee IIRC.

McDonald's

Oh yah

And you wiped the rain from your driver side window with your shirt and looked out and saw me making out with a hot girl under a tree.

Not yet ?

That's because you're posting from a mobile device. Buy a computer.

You're too picky. Just drink coffee and enjoy it. "simple caramel machiatto" not a fan of the hipster talk

While coach was at home in the living room

I slept with the coach's hot blonde daughter and I didn't get kicked off of the team.