Zenigundam

Looks like a fat bunny or oversized chipmunk.

That's what happens when you don't read the OP.

I thought a chinchilla was a special taco or something. I swear I saw a commercial advertising it at Taco Bell. That blows because now my posts about chinchillas don't make sense.

*grabs you by the neck* Tell me that I'm right. ?

Just the kinda gf I need. Now I won't ever have to live up to the tough talk I've talked over the internet for eons. ?

Read my answer if you want to know the truth.

Until the expiration date. Trust me, I know when food goes bad, and those expiration dates are so accurate that I want to have sex with the attractive, nerdy scientist who comes up with them.

Coffee is overrated.

Cool Dude: This chinchilla is awesome!! Cooler Dude: It's out of this world!! Even Cooler Dude: Now I can die a happy boy!! You Know Who: That's not your ex-coworker's chinchilla!! (snorts) (Awkward silence) All the cool dudes: Yeah well... gotta go... do... umm homework... You Know Who: Wait! I also have homework to complete. Allow me to accompany you. Zenigundam: Get away from us you dorky buzzkill!!!!

Glad to see you in your natural habitat and thank you!! Just remember, I have a big tummy so keep the chicken commmmmming. <3 Best owl gf ever

You are officially Penguin The White Knight Dump Zeni And Date Me Instead

Is my owl gf getting a little jealous? </3

Sometimes I make exceptions, but generally you do have to be in that 17-19 year old age range.

Everybody's confused.

Pooh, stop telling lies. You're gonna confuse people.

They'll pay for this...

bbl Will acquire a new girlfriend by the time I get home

tormented by years of non-Zenigundam choices in men and regrettable sexual experiences. I must look to the legal age youths and guide them in the correct direction lest they should repeat the sins of those who came before them.

I don't think so because they're too beta to show up at my house and restrain me.

I watch Forensic Files and Boomerang and everything is pillarboxed, when I used to watch this stuff full screen before the HDTV days. I oughta knock whoever ruined good TV experiences to make a buck off of this... I oughta knock him the **** out... Yeah Yeah... And if you make excuses for this crap, I might have to drop you too!

I can't wait to see what it does. I want everybody to survive, but I want to see if it destroys Corpus Christi and makes the skyscrapers fall.

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Girls...

You forgot to capitalize "and" and end your question with a question mark.

Girlfriend. Girl. I know you like guys, but I clearly meant it in the traditional sense of the word.