Zenigundam

Good call, bro. Now if you date her down the line when you're say 35 and she's 25, you can go back and tell her, "When we first met, you were 10 and I was 20. Pretty cool huh? :it: "

Hey, man, I really don't think you should do that...

Cops don't understand what it was like to be a kid. Police academy training made them stoic and cold.

Ah I see what you mean. When I'm with somebody out of HS, I tell her, "I love how fresh and beautiful you are. You're just perfect. It's like when you go to the supermarket and find the juice hidden in the back with the latest expiration date while all the suckers are buying the juices that'll expire in a week or two."

Don't underestimate the wisdom of a lady just out of high school, or on the verge. AP Bio and Shakespeare are fresh on her mind.

Yeah and cops are jerks about those situations. In movies and TV shows, they always take the suspect to the ground violently as if the whole situation angers them.

This guy gets it. :it:

That's not what I said at all. I already feel awkward that my soon to be girlfriend/wife is 20. I relate to the 17-19 year old ladies a lot better. She's gonna say stuff that I don't even get.

Age is just a number. It's fine as long as they're of legal age. I tend to like girls in the 17-19 age range, 16 is legal in NJ and I want to add it, but people around here will get the wrong idea since it might be illegal where they live. So 17-19's nice even though my girlfriend's older at 20. I'll get a new girlfriend when she hits 22, unless we get married and she bears my children, then I'm stuck I guess.

Don't settle, naraku. You're gonna listen to my advice.

<3 <3 <3

Japan outscored teams 92-9 in the qualification stage and the LLWS, which is absurd. And won by the mercy rule in the championship game, even though I barely watched a single little league game, that's pretty badass and proves that Japan is taking over America.

This proves that anime is good for you.

I really do have this all down to a science. It's all happening so quickly!!

Her profile does say "doesn't have kids and doesn't want any" under the children sub-section, but now that we're together and she's found true love, I'm pretty sure I can change her mind. 20 is pretty young for a mom though, maybe I'll wait till she's 22 so that she has a couple of years to train for parenthood.

I can't wait to marry her and raise our family. Wonder how many kids we'll have

fuggz, you're so gullible. Naraku's never even made eye contact with a non-family member girl.

Even if he's say 24, he's still a risk to minors, especially if he has game with the ladies. Yeah, he could go to jail for life if he crosses the line. But if you're actually 16 or 17 and already in HS, you don't have to worry about flirting with girls because everything's fair game. I only started thinking about this recently, but isn't that nuts?

So are you guys a thing now?

Some people are jealous because they want me to be gay and available, instead of straight and taken. Wow I made some beastly alpha male moves to snag that hottie, and soon enough she'll see how cultured I am in the lone wolf warrior ways.

Bacon, egg, and cheese bagel from McDonald's with no breakfast sauce.

Nice imagination

Yummy I think crickets are a delicacy in India. No clue about worms

Try to feed him pizza like a teenage mutant Ninja turtle or something other than turtle food

Phillies doesn't strike me as the delusional type.