Zenigundam

See that alpha male in that mirror there, what mirror where

Your thread title sounds like Viper, except it's way cooler when you say it.

Yeah kinda. I just felt like real bars and their 2% ABV beers and docile patrons weren't really cutting it. I wanted to recreate a new age place from Hollywood with hardcore liquor, testosterone filled alphas, and hot babes galore.

She's my wife as of right now.

naraku, you're the most obvious virgin ever.

Dude, you're not a doctor. Don't be a hero. It's called hot blonde girl wants to get into my pants.

I would have stayed home on the day he snapped!!! ?

I can feel it when I drink too much beer or eat too much fast food!!! Those brief moments when my heart aches, and not in the sense of aching for that hot blonde who so desperately wants me to impregnate her. I'm talking about a stinging, physical pain.

I don't mind it, I just didn't realize that I was such an overnight fad.

Why are you copying my lifestyle all of a sudden? Everybody here is trying to be like me out of nowhere

Talk. To. A. Girl.

Your stomach is telling you to stop watching hentai.

Reply to my post. It was beautiful.

Am I close to becoming a mod or do I have to put myself out there more?

I don't own a pair of glasses. I'm not a beta.

Apologize for your feeling about that happily sexed up 40 year old and 19 year old couple, you jealous beta.

But I do. In ten years, my dating age preferences will remain the same.

That doesn't sound wrong at all. Good for him, that beastly alpha stud.

Overextended my last ones because I was being frugal. This sucks

The newness is palpable. Reinvent yourself and find that truly hot blonde dream girl who wants you, young Zenigundam. Go to senior prom with her and impress. Dress to impress.

I'm Zeni. What's your name?

I said I'm new to th UEMB, not the internet. And this month marks my twelve year message boardaversary, so cherish me and love me and set me up with the hottest babes this place has to offer. My point is that I came to an unfamiliar place looking for friends here.

Trying to think of a good scene from Terminator 2.... Can't recall... I think the scene with the dog when the one terminator didn't know his name or whatever.

Shed your tears for me. Share your fears with me. Come to Sears with me. Drink some beers with me.

have been accusing me of stalking and trolling, but that's not true at all. Can't you see that I'm just trying to make friends?! I'm new here and I don't know anybody. </3