Zenigundam

And now she won't text back. I'm getting a little mad about this. If she doesn't respond by tomorrow, I'm gonna take a nice train ride and find out what's going on.

I got in trouble today because the story broke and I started laughing with students about it and mocking the teacher for getting trashed by a teenager.

Well actually extreme confidence and charm if we're being honest with ourselves.

Earthquake Damn that was badass.

Sophisticated girls love what I have to offer.

Watch your mouth, Phillies.

With Hayward, the Celtics were close to the Cavs equals. Also, Houston is 2-0 and a lock for the WCF imo.

She wants me to kiss her on the lips.

Has naraku even kissed a girl before?

That's stilgar you're thinking of.

Girl at work smiled warmly at me and said goodbye and I could feel the sex in the air She's practically my girlfriend because she wants me

"Yo watch your f$&#ing mouth!" And he sat down quietly and didn't utter another word.

Some of these answers are too gay. Gran Turismo Sport obviously

The plight of an alpha male.

Nope!!!! Hot girls are flawed. It's not me, it's you. ?

It goes perfectly with McDonald's/Burger King/Wendy's french fries.

That was gay.

I drink 4-5 32 oz cans of much higher alcohol content beer!

when she got off, you got off at her stop and pretended like it was your stop too just so you could follow her and keep talking to her and maybe get her to drop ze panties? Yeah well I did that yesterday, and that's why I ended up getting home at like 7:30.

What you have to understand is that times change

You made him go into alpha mode.

called me a sociopath who enjoys violence and morbid things. Took me by surprise, hopefully the teacher I work with doesn't confront me about these lies.

Girl I asked out in HS did this a few years back, and I wanted to go into alpha mode and post that on her status instead of being a total beta by sending her a comforting PM. Betas are weak af.

Break up with their boyfriends and then go single on Facebook and rant and rave about it? I used to smile when I had a Facebook and saw that, and I always did want to post something like, "Well that's on you, I was the best option, honey", but I already know that all of them would have PMSed and unfriended me. Women... Also FB sucks ?

That a cop came into my house and I couldn't shut my bedroom door in time, and he handcuffed me.