Zenigundam

drinking before work is the Green Hill Zone stage music from Sonic.

I'm in my living room, setting my alarm clock, preparing for bed, with a cutie I met before the OKC mods got jealous hanging from my neck. Oh... you meant logged in... Oh sorry... I'm so used to the real world and hotties that the beta internet lingo escapes me at times.

Went all over my pants this morning, so I opened up my bag, threw the can (still spraying) into some bushes, and I was glad that I didn't forget to pack my cologne sprays because I had to spend a good twenty minutes spraying my pants down. I didn't care about smelling way too strongly of cologne. These companies have to manufacture these cans better because they should not be exploding in my bookbag as I run to catch the bus.

The beta is strong in this thread.

I don't know what their deal is. I try to get the sh-- I see on TV from Taco Bell, Subway, Burger King, etc and it ends up being $8 when it's only supposed to really be $5 or $6. This is why politics are garbage, just like Foxnews

Nah I just want something cheap that gets me back in the game.

I'm putting off my return to OkCupid so that the girls I was talking to can miss me some more, I'm letting the sexy vibes marinate, and I'm wasting time so the OKC admins can stop stalking me every time I make a new profile.

Alpha male in the house

And? Do you want a cookie?

I'm tough. ?

:beer: Watch. Your. Goddamn. Mouth. *chokes*

Conan, that meme makes no sense and you're a natural beta.

But I have a lot to worry about... *approaches you, chest puffed out, bystanders' eyes propped wide open in shock by the unfamiliar situation that the alpha male street fighter Zenigundam has pressed upon Jingai*

A dying breed of badass that desperately needs to be preserved in this era of beta social media and beta male lifestyles. ?

Mf sounds like Scooby Doo on Adderall

Wow I'm tough

What's scary now pussy? The It remake sucks and the new Pennywise is a latte drinking weak boy.

I ain't a 70s child, I'm young and beautiful with great taste you phony fake just like the greek gods, except in God of War, video game franchise that I dig....bitch....

1. Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter 2. A Nightmare on Elm Street 3 3. Friday the 13th Part 6: Jason Lives 4. Friday the 13th Part 8: Jason Takes Manhattan 5. A Nightmare on Elm Street 6. Friday the 13th (2009) 7. Stephen King's It (1990) 8. Return of the Night of the Living Dead 9. Friday the 13th Part 7: The New Blood 10. Halloween 2

Saddy's vid, also you mad

Good, I appreciate your new thread to deflect from my alpha toughness out of pure fear.

Stop stealing my material, you weak beta who could never dream of copping the hot girls who I get.

I've never watched this weak sounding show, but anything that came out in 2016 isn't a "throwback". Conan's one of those people who hears a song on the radio that was released a year or two earlier and says, "Oh my gawd, this is sooo retro." SMH ?

Nobody's gonna trash their boss and job with TV cameras rolling and even get confrontational. Seriously, even if they really believe the new guy is only there for a different TV show, it's still gonna be on TV, so they're not gonna act like that!!! Yep that's how I've always known that it was scripted

8 years ago today, I was in bed with a hot blonde girl who I met at a party.