Zenigundam

Sobering up, slightly worried but I made the right choice.

I know, they have 15 pages of criminals, so I'll be fine.

I spent $10 on an Uber to take me there, and when I found out that the list of people was like 15 pages long, and that I'd be there until 8pm unless I was called early on, so I dipped out of the courthouse and took two buses, and then walked home. So here I am. I'm not even scared tbh. 15 pages of criminals means that they might never come looking for me. This is all true btw. Also, spent $15 on my way home picking up some Burger King (Buffalo Chicken Melt, 2 for $6 Whoppers, and medium fries)

That game sucks ass.

Have to be honest with girls. Learn how to talk to them because they know if you're just trying to be friends with them just to hook up somewhere down the line.

Watch OKC bust out in the first round. I don't give any team other than GSW, CLE, BOS, or HOU a legit shot. Doubt it'll be a Warriors-Cavs rematch

I know. I'm built like a superhero.

Oh the irony of that OP

Didn't he die recently?

OJ's taking his talents to South Beach

Who would win in a fight

But realistically we all know that cops are untested betas without their gadgets and backup

If I can just cut some of the gut and then cut my weight to 154 through extreme dehydration like a lot of fighters do, then I'll be cool. Actually, I'm mostly worried about putting too.much stress on my liver/pancreas/stomach and ending up in the hospital because I've never heard of anybody drinking 128 ounces of malt liquor 5/7 days and maintaining a boxer's dieting and training regiment, which by itself is rigorous.

I can stop it, but I'm way tougher and happier when I have a nice malt liquor stupor going. I'm all right when I'm sober, but I'm definitely nowhere near as bold or in command.

Can't, my job is tough and it gives me an edge. I really worry that my organs are gonna be overloaded with stuff coming in and out.

I need to get my weight down a solid 20lbs, but I also need to drink four 32 oz cans of Milwaukee's Best Ice every day that I work. The good thing is that I walk four miles a day, but I worry about the strain I'm gonna put on my liver and stomach with the diet and loads of water I'll be consuming in addition to the 128oz of liquor. Any clue how this'll work? Could I like suffer a heart.attack or organ failure from all of this? Seems like a ton of stress to put on my body.

Your neighbor's a hot young lady ?

You look out the window and it's your boy Zeni. "Open up!!! Open Upppppp!!! Hey!! HEY!! We need to talk about tonight!! You said you didn't have plannnnnnnssss!!!" applause

Well if I don't get more tactical, I get the feeling I'll be a KO or get KO'ed/stopped brawler and will get brain damage and not be able to contribute to these fine boards like I always have, but then again I do have an affinity for old school brawling.

I would knock out Canelo lol

Don't hype me up so much, Mix, I'm feeling extreme pressure to live up to it and the need for more alcohol. I'm heavy handed, but not from the one atm. Gotta lose the gut, get my stamina up, and work on some defense!! Those hands are dropping pretty lazily!

What?

It is a nice left isn't it lol. Better find a way to cut to 160 though, gonna look up some nice, non-vegan diets and whatnot, and how I can drop the liquor weight too. Good thing I walk a solid four miles a day because of the car dilemma.

Well I'm pure offense and action, and you have to drop your guard at some point to throw punches, so I see nothing wrong with my awesome onslaught of awesome, but yeah I can definitely see myself getting knocked out!!

Now how the hell am I gonna cut down from 179 to 160 when I drink 128 ounces of malt liquor every weekday?! :it: